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Saturday, January 21, 2012

Playboy interviews Chet, author of "The Playboy" and more (maybe slightly C@W)
Art Books Fat-as-Fuck! • 0 Comments

Friday, January 06, 2012

Have a wank! For the country / economy / because it's just damn good fun!
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Saturday, December 17, 2011

I could eat a horse
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Tuesday, November 29, 2011

"Seinfeld" explained, "Curb…" not so much
Art Funny-Ha-Ha TV • 1 Comments

Why you never saw "The Cooler" at a theatre near you
Art Cinema Conspiranoia Eat-Me! Sex • 2 Comments

Saturday, November 05, 2011

Two artists dead before their time
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Cover art for Nabokov's Lolita
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Sunday, October 23, 2011

A gallery of hand-lettered department store logos from defunct department stores
Art Business History • 1 Comments

Friday, October 21, 2011

Why I am da cool!
Art Interwebs • 3 Comments

Monday, October 17, 2011

Can Laura Dern suck David Lynch back to movies?
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Spock loves cock!
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Did Van Gogh, or was he pushed?
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Thursday, October 06, 2011

Artist creates sculptures with horseparts not suitable for glue
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Sunday, September 04, 2011

Cumming Mom vows only to buy new after finding dick picture in used game
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Tuesday, August 30, 2011

How hard is it to get a cartoon in the New Yorker?
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Saturday, August 27, 2011

Is that a dog on your chest, or are you just glad to see me?
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Sunday, August 07, 2011

That last book you bought was crap, and you said so somewhere? Uh oh…
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Wednesday, August 03, 2011

Guy spends too much time playing with cars and trains -- get "Cities in Motion" and save yourself+
Art Geeky Nerd Interactive Video • 1 Comments

Sunday, July 31, 2011

What other people's faces say about them…
Art Fluff Life Obama-rama! Politics • 0 Comments

Thursday, July 28, 2011

Write better with different words
Art Business Buy-Me! Poetry Work • 1 Comments

The Beatles were preminitional - foresaw karaoke and the butchery of their songs
Art Creepy Music Shocker! • 0 Comments

Sunday, July 24, 2011

Amy Winehouse dead at 27
Art Music Reaping-Grimly Wretched • 4 Comments

Thursday, July 21, 2011

"Some people like Picasso..."
Art Creepy Crime Foolhardy • 3 Comments

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Luggage labels!
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Monday, July 04, 2011

Was Shakespeare a stoner?
Art Fat-as-Fuck! Green History Shocker! • 0 Comments

Friday, July 01, 2011

State mottos redesigned
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Saturday, June 25, 2011

U2 kinda suck, and not just musically
Art Business Money Music • 3 Comments

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Don't fukcin' smoke!
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Monday, June 13, 2011

Currier and Ives revisted -- as Creatures and Ives
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Saturday, June 11, 2011

Pictures from Cult Movie Art book
Art Cinema • 1 Comments

Tuesday, June 07, 2011

The making of an Eames chair
Art Work • 1 Comments

Thursday, June 02, 2011

Nobody likes green
Art Booze/Pills/Candy Business Health Life • 4 Comments

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Shameless Plug: Get Mariner Software's "Contour" (script and story outlining software) for $33
Art Books Buy-Me! Cinema Money Poetry Work • 0 Comments

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

For our rich, London readers only: The Guardian will teach you how to write+
Art Books Business Skool • 0 Comments

Monday, May 16, 2011

"Endeavor" ends era…
Art Fat-as-Fuck! Geeky Nerd History Newsflash! Science Video • 0 Comments

Tracey Emin gets big show, says "fuck me when I'm sleeping" +
Art • 0 Comments

Saturday, May 14, 2011

Abandoned soviet visions of the future in the former Yugoslavia
Art Fat-as-Fuck! Pictures • 0 Comments

Monday, May 02, 2011

In pictures: tiger in the snow
Art Beasties Pictures • 0 Comments

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Roger Ebert: WINNER!
Art Fat-as-Fuck! Funny-Ha-Ha Pinch-Me! • 0 Comments

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Workshopping David Foster Wallace+
Art Funny-Ha-Ha Interwebs • 1 Comments

Sunday, April 17, 2011

What does Donald see when he looks in the mirror in his head?
Art Katie-Couric Politics TV • 4 Comments

Saturday, April 16, 2011

Bill preps to Shat out another one…
Art Music • 2 Comments

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Romney hopes to inspire us with minty fresh breath.
Art Politics • 0 Comments

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Russia wants to retain their wins in the space race (and kudos to 'em)
Art Geeky Nerd Life • 2 Comments

Monday, April 11, 2011

Adobe wants your money! Part god-alone-knows…
Art Geeky Nerd Money • 0 Comments

Saturday, April 09, 2011

Ah, a moment of beauty and fun!
Art Religion Science Video Wuv • 0 Comments

Wednesday, April 06, 2011

Forget "69 Love Songs" -- try a song a day for a thousand days…
Art Business Music • 0 Comments

Tuesday, April 05, 2011

…but back oot fur the arts lovers!
Art Sex Update • 6 Comments

Alas, tits no longer oot fur the lads…
Art Reaping-Grimly Sex • 0 Comments

Monday, March 28, 2011

Photographs of tube televisions the moment they are switched off
Art TV • 0 Comments

Tits oot fur the Nips!
Art Business Fluff History • 0 Comments

Sunday, March 27, 2011

Today's Super Fun Activity: Find a music video from your earlish years! +
Today's-Super-Fun-Activity Art Music Video • 13 Comments

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Welcome to the UK, where "Everybody Loves Raymond" is an art inspiration sensation!
Art Chunky-Flow TV • 2 Comments

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Take that look off your face…
Art Health • 0 Comments

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

I scream, you scream, we all scream for … £93.93p?!? +
Art Money Music • 0 Comments

Wednesday, March 09, 2011

A monkey could not have done that after all (quiz included)
Art Beasties Science • 0 Comments

Tuesday, March 01, 2011

Emoters emoting
Art Pictures • 0 Comments

Sunday, February 27, 2011

Art for Goths
Art • 0 Comments

Sunday, February 20, 2011

"He was also working on inventing a new color…"
Art Beasties Geeky Nerd • 1 Comments

Monday, February 14, 2011

Hipstamatic photo wins third prize, sparks uproar
Art • 0 Comments

Tuesday, February 08, 2011

How Hitler got that cool look (I don't mean the moustache)
Art History • 0 Comments

Thursday, February 03, 2011

Why the government should harness design
Art Life Politics • 0 Comments

Tuesday, February 01, 2011

Eat some paste!
Art Interactive • 0 Comments

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