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The bedbugs are coming to get you
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Thursday, August 26, 2010

Letter from a bedbug
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Thursday, July 29, 2010

Ants!
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Monday, July 05, 2010

The taboo of praising BP
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Tuesday, May 25, 2010

The spawn of Fat Jerry has been found in Canada.
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Thursday, April 29, 2010

The videogame I better not catch Spazmo playing (for a host of reasons)
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Thursday, April 22, 2010

Good reason to go naked
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Friday, April 16, 2010

So what is the most convoluted scenario you can come up with?
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Thursday, April 15, 2010

Tea party cries into its ... well tea I suppose... +
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Friday, February 26, 2010

I wish I didn't know this word: vajazzle. But now that I do, I'm going to use it.
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Friday, February 19, 2010

Man willingly kills brain cells for wife (no booze involved!)
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Babies with laser eyes
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Ice dancing is best when kept in the family nest
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Tuesday, February 09, 2010

O'Hare now haunted
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Tuesday, February 02, 2010

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Monday, February 01, 2010

Bonobos not so peaceful after all
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Monday, January 18, 2010

Let's talk about sex. With Warren Buffett.
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Thursday, January 14, 2010

Auto-appendectomy in the Antarctic
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Tuesday, November 10, 2009

A foray into Scientology gets the journalist booted out
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Thursday, October 29, 2009

Can you get to Heaven in a WalMart casket?
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Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Oh, where to begin with how creepy this is
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Monday, October 26, 2009

The most "what the...?" video ever.
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Tuesday, October 20, 2009

We're all going to die #4917
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Friday, October 16, 2009

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Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Because everybody needs somebody to cuddle with
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Friday, October 02, 2009

I wouldn't buy this calendar even if all the female models were naked.
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Friday, September 18, 2009

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Wednesday, September 09, 2009

Police arrive to find that man isn't dead, just dirty
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Sunday, September 06, 2009

I think they found the guy who's name cannot be mentioned.
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Friday, September 04, 2009

Organic Wines: Same Old Shit
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Thursday, September 03, 2009

Chupacabras in Texas, where's Dick Cheney? +
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Friday, August 21, 2009

Look up your local hate groups
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Wednesday, August 19, 2009

What is it with Missouri women cyberbullying teenage girls?
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Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Pick your poison
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Monday, August 17, 2009

Octomom ain't nothin'
Creepy • 11 Comments

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Finding Shakespeare at last?
Books Creepy History Reaping-Grimly • 0 Comments

Sunday, August 09, 2009

Are you smarter than a slime mold?
Creepy Fluff Geeky Nerd Shocker! • 0 Comments

Friday, August 07, 2009

More on the creepy breastfeeding doll that Gloveshot pointed out in the Cooler
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Wednesday, August 05, 2009

Psycho goes loose on gym aerobics class
Creepy Crime Sad • 3 Comments

Saturday, August 01, 2009

Bugger me! Neigh!
Beasties Creepy Crime • 1 Comments

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Peter Pan is a married man -- ladies, calm yourselves +
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Thursday, July 23, 2009

The government has a database for everything
Creepy Life • 0 Comments

Sunday, July 19, 2009

A museum that ain't quite okay for work situations.
Art Creepy Fluff Pictures • 0 Comments

Thursday, July 16, 2009

We welcome our new robot overlords! As long as they don't eat us.
Creepy War • 0 Comments

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

We're all going to die #327
Beasties Creepy Health Wretched • 0 Comments

Monday, July 13, 2009

WTF Taxidermy
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Saturday, July 11, 2009

Major league ballplayers are p*ssies
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Thursday, June 25, 2009

Want to pretty up your crappy face? Apply some berd crap.
Advice Creepy Health Katie-Couric • 1 Comments

Tuesday, June 09, 2009

A Fat Jerry moment like no other +
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Thursday, June 04, 2009

Now ladies can just go and go and go
Creepy Health • 7 Comments

Monday, June 01, 2009

Things that Drs. once used. (not recommended for office viewing)
Creepy Foolhardy Pictures Sex Wretched • 4 Comments

Friday, May 29, 2009

So the bite mark on her neck was a freebee?
Creepy Crime Wretched • 1 Comments

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Mel Gibson comes again...
Beasties Creepy Sex • 5 Comments

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Catholic Church ignored the sexual abuse of thousands of children by priests in Ireland for 60 years
Creepy Crime Religion Sex • 0 Comments

Monday, May 18, 2009

"My daddy ate my eyes."
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Friday, May 08, 2009

Ford goes for the patriotic/rebel approach to sell cars. Is this good or bad? (wmv download)+
Business Creepy Sad Video Wretched War • 0 Comments

Tuesday, May 05, 2009

Trying to kick the morning coffee habit? This might help.
Advice Conspiranoia Creepy • 0 Comments

Friday, April 24, 2009

'Jigsaw' murder
Creepy Crime • 0 Comments

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Murder? (polo ponies tragedy in Florida) +
Beasties Conspiranoia Creepy Crime • 6 Comments

Meghan McCain outs Karl Rove as 'twitter creep'
Creepy Interwebs Politics • 0 Comments

Sunday, April 19, 2009

We must have linked to this already: if you can bite the tip from your own penis, why rape a 13 y.o.
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