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Friday, February 25, 2011

Acid baths take longer than previously reported
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And keeping with the corpse stuff: the ultimate memory test! +
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Friday, February 11, 2011

At least in Italy the trains run on time…
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Wednesday, February 09, 2011

For once, Stupid doesn't win.
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Tuesday, February 08, 2011

Cock fights back...
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Saturday, January 29, 2011

Limbaugh crosses Cambodia off his travel plans
Creepy Crime Sex • 3 Comments

US to Pakistan: "Sure, he killed a couple of folks -- that's just our way!"
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Friday, January 28, 2011

"Chek out this p[icture!! It the bomb! Lol!"
Crime Politics Reaping-Grimly Sad Science • 5 Comments

Saturday, January 22, 2011

20 best names of the Mafia bust*
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Thursday, January 20, 2011

Some day this will happen to me
Crime Life • 1 Comments

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Think like a criminal, or a Supreme Court judge, or both, or neither…
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Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Ted Williams, the felon with a golden voice, back on the bottle?
Booze/Pills/Candy Crime • 0 Comments

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Tom DeLay gets three years in the Big House
Crime Politics • 0 Comments

Sunday, January 09, 2011

"Who killed JFK?" -- for wankers
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Thursday, December 30, 2010

Humorless bastards whine about TV shows
Crime TV • 1 Comments

Tuesday, December 07, 2010

(Dog) Shit Happens…
Beasties Crime • 1 Comments

Monday, November 29, 2010

Tom Delay -- pity the cell mate
Crime Politics • 2 Comments

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

So where did your new kidney come from?
Crime Health Wretched • 0 Comments

Monday, November 15, 2010

Love may not tear us apart, but it will mess with the shubbery +
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Friday, November 12, 2010

Oh boy!
Books Crime • 1 Comments

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Iceland (and others) tells US spies to FOAD
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Tuesday, November 09, 2010

Fuck the evidence
Crime • 2 Comments

Monday, October 25, 2010

It's not easy being uberwhite
Creepy Crime Reaping-Grimly • 0 Comments

Friday, October 22, 2010

Now that's fucked up...
Beasties Crime Sad Sex • 0 Comments

Saturday, October 09, 2010

What to do if you live in a public sex hotspot
Crime Sex • 3 Comments

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

How to spot a terrorist
Crime • 1 Comments

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Operation second chance: dogs behind bars!
Beasties Crime • 1 Comments

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Bad Vatican! Bad!
Crime • 0 Comments

Monday, September 20, 2010

In Russia, they go big
Crime Reaping-Grimly • 0 Comments

Thursday, September 16, 2010

No wonder, it's criminal to cheer for the Yankees!
Crime Rags Sport • 0 Comments

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Why confessions don't prove guilt
Crime • 2 Comments

Wednesday, September 08, 2010

"Honey, the good news is I'm going to live ..."
Crime • 2 Comments

Monday, August 30, 2010

This is not a good way to become the next Siegfried or Roy
Beasties Crime • 0 Comments

Thursday, August 19, 2010

Fixing typos: you've probably wanted to do this before; well, meet the man who did
Crime • 0 Comments

Friday, August 13, 2010

Poor little rich girls: what's happening to the Bronfman fortune
Crime • 0 Comments

Thursday, August 12, 2010

Shaq has a day job (in which he poses as a little girl)
Crime Sport Work • 0 Comments

Where are you on the scale of evil?
Crime • 0 Comments

Tuesday, August 03, 2010

"Hide your kids, hide your wife"
Crime Video • 4 Comments

Friday, July 23, 2010

What really happened to Phoebe Prince?
Crime • 0 Comments

Why develop when you can steal?
Business Crime Work • 0 Comments

Thursday, July 22, 2010

4chan vs. Gawker
Crime • 2 Comments

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Son of Sam: redeemed?
Crime Religion • 2 Comments

Treat reckless corporate behavior like drunk-driving
Crime • 1 Comments

Wednesday, July 07, 2010

Oh, Nevada! You're the new Florida
Crime • 0 Comments

Friday, July 02, 2010

Abramoff now sells pizza
Crime Work • 0 Comments

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Lil Wayne writes from prison
Crime Music • 0 Comments

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Jamaicans ponder cross-dressing gangsters
Crime Rags • 0 Comments

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

The new way to stalk somebody!
Crime • 0 Comments

Thursday, June 17, 2010

How to stop caps being in your ass
Crime • 0 Comments

Friday, June 11, 2010

It's hard living in your father's shadow
Crime Life World • 0 Comments

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Let's check in on Bernie Madoff
Crime • 1 Comments

Photos of Britain's organized crime underworld (some images NSFW)
Crime Pictures • 1 Comments

Saturday, June 05, 2010

Sex and Drugs roll up on shore
Crime • 1 Comments

Thursday, May 20, 2010

That's not funny, Geometry Teacher, and the Secret Service wants to talk to you
Crime Katie-Couric • 1 Comments

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Who's fault is it? BP, Transocean LTD, or Halliburton. Place your bets now
Crime • 2 Comments

Friday, May 07, 2010

Brooklyn court rules brain scans inadmissible
Crime Life • 1 Comments

Thursday, May 06, 2010

Detecting a pattern in who becomes a bomber ...
Crime • 0 Comments

Wednesday, May 05, 2010

Songwriters ask the FBI to step in to block filesharing (which is "worse than bank robbery")
Crime Music • 3 Comments

Tuesday, May 04, 2010

Times Square terrorist not a right-winger, and now under custody
Crime • 1 Comments

If it ain't the Taliban, than who?
Crime • 0 Comments

It can't be rape if you're a hipster in skinny jeans, slut
Crime • 1 Comments

Thursday, April 29, 2010

Get the Chicago mob on your iPhone
Crime Geeky Nerd • 0 Comments

How black Baltimore drug dealers are using white supremacist legal theories to confound the Feds
Crime • 5 Comments

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