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Wealth is akin to mass I guess. Once you get enough of it, more…

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How can people so full of hatred and stupidity accumulate so much wealth? …

See! That’s what happens when a society lets homosexuality run rampant in the bedrooms.…

Baby take your teeth out, as Frank Zappa might say. Except that he’s dead.…

Indeed. But you’d think that they had access to software modeling tools which would…

Boat builders were (and are) very skilled artisans. It takes years to learn all…

Our first computer ... my father bought it from my brother-in-law, who worked doing…

My boss told me this past week, after I requested more employees, “you can’t…

I’d at least go for a French Poodle or something. Something that is less…

I started on a TI-99/4A. That was great fun, but not to compatible with…

Some men can’t get a woman, so what are the alternatives?

Way to go O!

When my kids were kids, we made weekly trips to the library. I would…

I was going for 5 stars out of 5 stars.

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Because I’ve been a computer user since before I was born, I joined the…

Takes guts (or stupidity) to take a leak on electrics that, even if unplugged,…

Get that Joe Biden out of my rectum?

Yup. Although most religious texts can also apply.

the Holly Bibble fer instance?



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Thursday, June 22, 2006

All you base.. f*ck it, no, no more nice guy. All your F*CKING EVERYTHING belongs to us. Get over it
Creepy Crime • 18 Comments

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Sidekick returned, thief arrested, order restored in Gotham—or is it?
Crime • 9 Comments

U.S. wants to end Gitmo
Crime Politics • 2 Comments

It's hard out there for a lawyer. Especially when "out there" is Baghdad
Crime Politics • 0 Comments

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

See ya, wouldn't want to be ya!
Crime Politics • 0 Comments

Monday, June 19, 2006

Who is the RIAA after today?
Crime Foolhardy Music Video • 1 Comments

Sunday, June 18, 2006

I guess Fathers day with the wife and kid is out of the question
Crime • 2 Comments

Saturday, June 17, 2006

I wonder if this qualifies them for a "prison merit badge"?
Crime • 0 Comments

Friday, June 16, 2006

Do you really want to hurt me? Do you really want to make me cry?
Crime • 0 Comments

"And the red queen says off with her head..."
Crime • 0 Comments

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Rove not indicted, but stinks none the less
Crime Politics • 11 Comments

Monday, June 12, 2006

“If the American public had any idea..., they would be shocked,"
Crime • 0 Comments

Saturday, June 10, 2006

Robber sues for "Emotional Distress"..."WTF!"
Crime • 0 Comments

Friday, June 09, 2006

Caped Crusader Foils Crime!!! (No, REALLY!)
Crime • 3 Comments

Thursday, June 08, 2006

Woman hits breeder with dead Chihuahua
Crime • 1 Comments

Pure mad mental!
Crime Foolhardy Politics • 0 Comments

Getting ready for South America's Next Top Model.
Creepy Crime • 0 Comments

Monday, June 05, 2006

F*cking unbelievable
Crime • 5 Comments

Saturday, June 03, 2006

Fuck Monkeys, We want Trees!
Crime • 6 Comments

Friday, June 02, 2006

Adoption, baby-stealin', let's not get bogged down in semantics here
Crime Foolhardy • 1 Comments

Thursday, June 01, 2006

'You want me to kill everyone, including the dog?'
Crime • 1 Comments

Why Golds? Because you want to be in shape for those 70 virgins
Crime Health • 6 Comments

He wants to win the prison popularity contest, on your nickel.
Crime Sex • 0 Comments

So, y'all think Fat Jerry would have made the cut?
Crime • 0 Comments

Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Tabloid cover of the week goes to ...
Crime Pish-Takes Reaping-Grimly Sex • 0 Comments

Monday, May 29, 2006

That Must Have Been Some Damn Fine Chicken!
Crime Life • 0 Comments

A Really Bad Cruise
Creepy Crime • 0 Comments

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

DADDY!
Crime • 1 Comments

Texas outlaws belly flops. Lemonade, summer, joy soon to follow.
Crime • 7 Comments

See I got this email. From a Nigerian telecom company. It looked totally legitimate to me.
Business Crime Politics • 0 Comments

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

In good company: frat boys and sex offenders to live on the same block
Crime Sex • 0 Comments

Monday, May 22, 2006

Ebay Hoax. Do NOT update information if you get an email.
Crime Science • 1 Comments

"All your eMail belong to us" say AT&T "and the NSA."
Creepy Crime Science • 5 Comments

Sunday, May 21, 2006

Wait, you want me to shag someone to get -in- to the UK?
Advice Business Buy-Me! Creepy Crime Eat-Me! Foolhardy Life Politics Sex Wuv • 5 Comments

Saturday, May 20, 2006

Them good Christians of the Salvation Army is getting their asses sued.
Crime Religion • 0 Comments

Friday, May 19, 2006

Arsenic and Old Lace?
Crime • 2 Comments

Thursday, May 18, 2006

"She grabbed me by my [scrotum] and ripped it apart with her bare hands."
Crime • 0 Comments

Bad Review Leads to Boss' Death
Crime Foolhardy • 0 Comments

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

FBI still searching For Hoffa
Crime • 2 Comments

US Goverment Takes Five Years To Do What ILM Could In Lunchbreak.
Creepy Crime Video • 1 Comments

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Those poor poor people…
Crime • 0 Comments

Hatch now has to Survive 51 months in prison
Crime • 1 Comments

Sunday, May 14, 2006

Stalin Would be Proud of Ohio
Crime • 0 Comments

Wednesday, May 10, 2006

He was Stücke without a ride
Crime Life • 3 Comments

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Eat dirt you little b*tch!
Crime • 3 Comments

Hey, Armin! Pass the chili...
Creepy Crime Eat-Me! • 0 Comments

Monday, May 08, 2006

Spontis: disturbing the peace, one Kobe filet at a time
Crime • 0 Comments

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