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Sunday, August 07, 2011

Don't recall seeing any of these around here…
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That last book you bought was crap, and you said so somewhere? Uh oh…
Art Books Business Crime Money Shocker! • 0 Comments

Be careful when you fight the power
Crime Life • 1 Comments

Thursday, August 04, 2011

Sick freaks go international: Westboro baptist church heads to Norway with hate under their wings
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Wednesday, August 03, 2011

Mexico has problems with drug gangs using weapons bought in the US, so what does the NRA want?
Business Conspiranoia Creepy Crime Life Lists Money Pinch-Me! Reaping-Grimly Wretched World • 0 Comments

Catholic priests aren't alone; Buddhist Monks also evade sex abuse charges
Crime Religion • 1 Comments

Sunday, July 31, 2011

Acid updropped
Creepy Crime Politics Religion World • 0 Comments

Thursday, July 28, 2011

From advertising chocolate bars to a (probable) life behind bars
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Thursday, July 21, 2011

"Some people like Picasso..."
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Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Yesterday was not a good day to be Anon.
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Sunday, July 17, 2011

Next update on the story we are all bored with - Rebekah Brooks arrested, may miss Parliament date
Beasties Crime Update • 0 Comments

Thursday, July 14, 2011

Clemen's Prosecutor's curve-ball slapped foul by Judge.
Booze/Pills/Candy Conspiranoia Crime Sport • 1 Comments

A little late news: final "News of the World" sells out -- apt somehow
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And to follow-up, eBooks are bad, bad, bad…
Books Crime • 3 Comments

Lori Klein: Gun nut goes nuts with gun [fixed]
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"Da, I'm hungry!" "There's some feet in the fridge." "Are the Kosher?" "Umm… yeah, I'd think."
Beasties Creepy Crime • 0 Comments

Monday, July 11, 2011

Bad Times persist for Murdoch +
Beasties Business Creepy Crime Newsflash! • 2 Comments

Wednesday, July 06, 2011

Who did Casey Anthony blow?
Today's-Super-Fun-Activity Crime • 3 Comments

Tuesday, July 05, 2011

Are they watching when we are watching what they made for us to watch?
Business Cinema Crime Geeky Nerd • 1 Comments

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

India: Where Boys Will Be Boys, & Girls Will Be Boys Too.
Creepy Crime Fat-as-Fuck! Shocker! Wretched • 1 Comments

Monday, June 27, 2011

Do you want to become a Cop Watcher?
Today's-Super-Fun-Activity Crime Geeky Nerd • 0 Comments

Sunday, June 26, 2011

Why the Private sector is so great and the Public sector is so shite
Skool Crime History Life Money Wretched Work World • 0 Comments

LulzSec claims to have quit their activities, but then they would, wouldn't they?
Conspiranoia Crime Geeky Nerd Interwebs Update • 0 Comments

Thursday, June 23, 2011

At 81, Whitey Bulger finally not fast enough to escape
Crime • 3 Comments

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Why has crime plummeted? Theories.
Crime • 0 Comments

Saturday, June 18, 2011

Has Democracy Failed Again?
Conspiranoia Crime Wretched • 0 Comments

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

One reason not to post your face on the Internet
Business Crime Life • 0 Comments

Monday, June 13, 2011

Get your rocks off (or other bits) in North Carolina!
Creepy Crime History Sad Sex • 0 Comments

Anøther good reason to respect your elders…
Creepy Crime Video • 0 Comments

Wednesday, June 08, 2011

Real life Psych!
Crime Fluff Foolhardy Katie-Couric • 0 Comments

Tuesday, June 07, 2011

Hasidics attack one of their own
Crime • 0 Comments

Monday, June 06, 2011

Empty Jail Cells: Good News, Bad News, & Maybe a Better Society
The-"D"-Word Crime Money • 0 Comments

Saturday, June 04, 2011

Man, 73, shoots wife, her divorce lawyer, four others & self. "Quake" and "GTA" not found at scene
Creepy Crime Reaping-Grimly • 0 Comments

Thursday, June 02, 2011

So who decided this person was stable enough to be deputized?
Creepy Crime Fat-as-Fuck! Sad Sex • 0 Comments

Monday, May 30, 2011

Country fires one third of top police chiefs: guess which?
Conspiranoia Crime Life Politics • 0 Comments

Saturday, May 28, 2011

Come to Philly! You won't be able to leave! +
Crime Life Reaping-Grimly • 0 Comments

Thursday, May 26, 2011

California Jerries, lock your doors! (and don't pick up any hitchhikers)
Crime Whoops! • 0 Comments

Tip: before shooting someone in the head, make sure you're insane
Beasties Crime Reaping-Grimly • 2 Comments

Excell
Creepy Crime Foolhardy Geeky Nerd Katie-Couric Lists Newsflash! Sport Wretched Whoops! • 2 Comments

Saturday, May 21, 2011

Introducing the Yahoo boys: a story of Nigerian scammers
Business Crime Interwebs Life World • 0 Comments

Ben Stein tops Ben Stein in race for "World's Biggest Asshole"
Crime Katie-Couric Politics • 4 Comments

Sunday, May 15, 2011

San Diego: a good place not to be
Crime • 0 Comments

Sony's Playstation Network crawls from the wreckage
Crime Geeky Nerd Interwebs • 0 Comments

Thursday, May 12, 2011

When in Duluth, watch out for your balls...
Crime Katie-Couric Sex • 4 Comments

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

LA breathes easier: Granny Bandit nicked
Crime • 0 Comments

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Monstruo de Los Zetas (el modelo 2011)
Crime • 1 Comments

Have you bitten your Mayor lately?
Crime Fat-as-Fuck! • 0 Comments

Saturday, April 23, 2011

Idiot gangbanger tattoos crime scene on his chest; gets busted
Crime • 0 Comments

Friday, April 22, 2011

"Woman denies biting off testicles"
Chunky-Flow Crime Sex Shocker! • 2 Comments

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Sure, we all play hide the sausage with our priests
Crime Religion • 1 Comments

Saturday, April 16, 2011

Mother bjorker!
Beasties Chunky-Flow Crime Reaping-Grimly • 1 Comments

Monday, April 11, 2011

Long Island: where the bodies are
Crime • 0 Comments

Wednesday, April 06, 2011

Pigs may not fly, but they sure do lie
Beasties Crime Politics Reaping-Grimly Sad Wretched • 0 Comments

Hypocrisy in government? Say it ain't so!
Skool Crime Life Politics Shocker! Whoops! • 0 Comments

Sunday, April 03, 2011

So just how did that eBay seller get those Dyson vacuum cleaners?
Business Conspiranoia Crime Geeky Nerd Interwebs • 0 Comments

Sunday, March 27, 2011

The language of the unheard: London
Crime Life Money Newsflash! Politics Wretched • 0 Comments

Friday, March 25, 2011

The Christmas Day bomber targeted Detroit because it was, well, cheap
Crime • 1 Comments

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

A look into the Old Firm and it's surrounding culture
Beasties Crime Politics Sport • 0 Comments

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

"See me? Ahm pure-mad-mental so ahum."
Crime • 0 Comments

"When the President does it, it's not a crime." Not!
Beasties Creepy Crime • 0 Comments

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

The Kids Are Alrighter
Beasties Crime • 0 Comments

Saturday, March 12, 2011

How to tell a criminal on first sight? Check for bad hair.
Advice Crime • 1 Comments

Saturday, February 26, 2011

For your weekend reading pleasure: "Oil of Dog"
Beasties Books Business Chunky-Flow Creepy Crime Science • 0 Comments

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