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Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Hate your Mate? Blame The Pill
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Friday, January 27, 2012

Why exercise is so good for us
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Saturday, January 21, 2012

Better bring a hammer
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Are you autperienced? Maybe no longer
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Saturday, December 31, 2011

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Thursday, December 01, 2011

Volt shocker
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Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Tits oot for Thanksgiving? With a five year old?
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Monday, November 14, 2011

White, fat and drunk in Aberdeen
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Saturday, November 12, 2011

New tax on fat bastards in Hungary implemented. Chance of adoption by US? Zero
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Thursday, October 27, 2011

Finally, Cain makes sense!
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Monday, October 17, 2011

California Smoking
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Monday, October 10, 2011

Gonorrhoea is here to stay...
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Saturday, October 01, 2011

English school kids forced to smoke pot, not tobacco...
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UK allows employees to work 'till they drop dead. Huzzah?
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Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Worst advice column ever?
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UK has cool, cool summer
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"Tell me I am not sick and you will lose your tongue and fingers ..."
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Wednesday, August 24, 2011

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Monday, August 22, 2011

Do I have Decision Fatigue? I'm not sure.
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Thursday, August 18, 2011

What good is a six-pack? No, I mean the other kind of six-pack
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Wednesday, August 17, 2011

If your to be born in San Francisco, yank back real hard on your dick and they may not mutilate you
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Sunday, August 07, 2011

GOP doesn't just hate the poor, they hate the damn planet
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Is that two dicks in your pants, or are you just having some fresh mutations in your DNA?
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Wednesday, August 03, 2011

The 10 worst breakfasts in America (20, really, but if i started at 20 it'd be a long slideshow)
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Tuesday, July 26, 2011

McPlayland under attack!
Advice Business Health • 1 Comments

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Minnesota: life under water
Health History Life Wretched • 2 Comments

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Maybe safety is overrated, brats
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Sunday, July 17, 2011

Super obese kids may need replacement parents more than surgery
Health • 6 Comments

Wednesday, July 06, 2011

Another reason to get your newborn circumcised? To avoid three vaccination shots…
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Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Put down the lip balm. I said put it down. We're all here for you.
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Thursday, June 23, 2011

Attention Lost Tribes: try to get a spokesman who'll talk with a shirt on
Fat-as-Fuck! Health History Life Shocker! World • 0 Comments

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

They're not-so-great!
Fluff Health Life Obama-rama! Politics Sad • 3 Comments

Thursday, June 16, 2011

New York Assembly increases number of people allowed to pursue happiness…
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Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Cardboard bike helmets better than plastic ones, but not as cool looking
Health Sport • 11 Comments

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Men: WASH YOUR HANDS.
Health • 4 Comments

Monday, June 13, 2011

Mother gifts box to daughter. No need to wrap
Chunky-Flow Eat-Me! Health Jerry-Up Life Science Shocker! • 0 Comments

Brian Posehn helps drive down the price of cannabis, for which we all are thankful
Booze/Pills/Candy Green Health Life Pinch-Me! • 0 Comments

Saturday, June 04, 2011

If you get E. Coli, no antibiotics for you -- stop taking them for everything, people!
Health • 2 Comments

America's fittest cities
Health Life • 0 Comments

"Doctor Death" dead
Health Reaping-Grimly • 2 Comments

Thursday, June 02, 2011

Nobody likes green
Art Booze/Pills/Candy Business Health Life • 4 Comments

You are going to cure my hiccups by doing WHAT!?!?
Today's-Super-Fun-Activity Advice Fat-as-Fuck! Funny-Ha-Ha Health Science Shocker! • 0 Comments

Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Russia still up in smoke...
Booze/Pills/Candy Health Life World • 1 Comments

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

If you're thirty now, what can you expect when you're 80?
Health Life • 0 Comments

Thursday, May 05, 2011

Sugar is not so bad (in moderation) -- so long as you exercise
Health Science • 0 Comments

Macho men die early
Health • 0 Comments

Monday, May 02, 2011

Fruits & vegetables aren't what they used to be
Eat-Me! Health • 2 Comments

Middle-agers: do not sleep too little nor too long - anything other than 6-8 hours leads to dementia
Health • 2 Comments

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

A study on longevity proves that the good don't, in fact, die young
Health Life Science • 2 Comments

Friday, March 25, 2011

Pray, and God will make you fat. No, seriously: GOD WILL MAKE YOU FAT.
Health Religion • 4 Comments

In China, it is now illegal to smoke publicly. Unless you're at work.
Health World • 0 Comments

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Does FDA+F(Ph)armacy Development Agency?
Booze/Pills/Candy Business Health • 0 Comments

Anti-biotics probably won't do much for those green loogies you're hacking up.
Advice Booze/Pills/Candy Health Science • 0 Comments

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Because having an abortion isn't emotionally horrific enough…
Beasties Foolhardy Health Sad • 8 Comments

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Take that look off your face…
Art Health • 0 Comments

Thursday, March 17, 2011

Babies don't read, and shouldn't read, so ease up on the Baby Einstein
Health Science • 1 Comments

Saturday, March 12, 2011

Manic depression: acutely American
Health World • 3 Comments

Tuesday, March 08, 2011

The power of Me-Time
Health Science • 0 Comments

Tuesday, February 08, 2011

Cock fights back...
Beasties Crime Health • 0 Comments

Monday, February 07, 2011

An excellent article on Tinnitus, for those who experience it
Health • 2 Comments

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

What I've thought since I was twelve: a fighting spirit won't save your life
Health Life • 4 Comments

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Hungover? Science has decided: coffee and an aspirin is your best hope
Health • 0 Comments

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