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Roadside attractions face hard times, closure
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Tuesday, August 17, 2010

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Friday, August 13, 2010

Cathy to continue bathing-suit shopping in private, off the pages of our comics
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A party to die for!
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Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Speaking of which, R.I.P. Patricia Neal
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Tuesday, July 13, 2010

More importantly, R.i.P. Esme Cat
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Harvey Pekar, 70
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Thursday, July 08, 2010

You die, you are meat, and now your mom's pussy eats you.
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Frank Sidebottom is dead, alas.
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Monday, June 28, 2010

Amazing vintage funeral cars of Argentina
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Romeo and Juliet -- India Style! (+)
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Saturday, May 29, 2010

So long, Dennis Hopper
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Farewell, Gary Coleman
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Monday, May 17, 2010

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Friday, May 07, 2010

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Friday, April 09, 2010

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Saturday, April 03, 2010

Big Red Switch gets hit...
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Thursday, April 01, 2010

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Thursday, March 18, 2010

He won't 'Cry Like a Baby' about 'The Letter' anymore.
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Wednesday, March 17, 2010

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Tuesday, March 02, 2010

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Monday, February 15, 2010

The knack... and how to lose it.
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Friday, February 12, 2010

Fred Morrison lands on big roof top in the sky
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Thursday, February 11, 2010

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Thursday, January 14, 2010

Missed this one: RIP Art Clokey
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Wednesday, January 13, 2010

World's strongest man lives 104 yrs, only to be KO'd by a passing motorist (during his 5-mile walk)
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Thursday, January 07, 2010

Dissecting a suicide
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Tuesday, December 29, 2009

R.I.P. Kim Peek, inspiration for Rain Man
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Friday, December 25, 2009

RIP Vic Chesnutt
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Sunday, December 20, 2009

R.I.P. Brittany Murphy, dead at age 32
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Thursday, December 17, 2009

Bengals WR Chris Henry dies after auto accident
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There are many ghosts among us
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So your loved ones can write letters to each other about how much they miss you? Or not?
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Wednesday, December 16, 2009

God calls home televangelist Oral Roberts ... or something. Maybe he failed to get enough cash +
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Wednesday, November 18, 2009

In France, you can marry a dead guy
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Thursday, November 12, 2009

About that last meal before an execution ...
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Sunday, November 08, 2009

R.I.P. Founder of Comic-Con Shel Dorf
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Sunday, October 25, 2009

R.I.P. Soupy Sales
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Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Hip hop's demise predicted in 2009
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Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Because everybody needs somebody to cuddle with
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Friday, October 02, 2009

Famous last views
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Census Worker Murdered In Kentucky and word "FED" etched in body—how is this not bigger news?
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Monday, September 28, 2009

R.I.P. William Safire
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Friday, September 25, 2009

Mary Travers of Peter, Paul and Mary
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Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Last words from the executed
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Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Panamanian teens find, kill, another 'Montauk Monster'
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Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Nobody Wins a Fight (Hydrated, where are you?)
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Monday, September 14, 2009

I'm totally avoiding the "He's a person who died, died" kind of joke. I promise.
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Friday, August 28, 2009

So long, Dominick Dunne, author of murdered duchess articles
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Wednesday, August 26, 2009

R.I.P. Senator Ted Kennedy
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Wednesday, August 19, 2009

R.I.P. Don Hewitt, creator of 60 Minutes
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Monkey Insurgents Slaughter Florida Couple (video)
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Monday, August 17, 2009

Want to be buried near Marilyn Monroe?
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Thursday, August 13, 2009

Say goodbye to print first, but also television
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Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Finding Shakespeare at last?
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Tuesday, August 11, 2009

R.I.P. Special Olympics founder Eunice Kennedy Shriver
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