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Wednesday, February 01, 2012

Don Cornelius' soul rides it's final train…
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Saturday, January 21, 2012

At last
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Thursday, December 29, 2011

Problem of the day: Imagine a more Fat Jerry way to die.
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Monday, December 19, 2011

Kim on feel the silenze
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Friday, December 16, 2011

Chris Hitchens finally finds out if he was right, but can't let the rest of us know…
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Wednesday, November 09, 2011

See you in the Funny Pages
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Saturday, November 05, 2011

R.I.P. Handwriting
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Andy Rooney doesn't retire for very long, goes on to annoy in the after life.
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Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Artificial Intelligence pioneer and creator of LISP dies
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Monday, October 24, 2011

Puppets and children – disgusting things
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WikiLeaks drained…
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Monday, October 17, 2011

Dan Wheldon well done
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Wednesday, October 05, 2011

Jobs well done
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Monday, October 03, 2011

He should have eaten more of his vitamins
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Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Death of Hope
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Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Death of Hope (Dolores Hope that is)
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Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Virginian man fatally misunderstands "You gotta give a little head to get ahead".
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Monday, August 29, 2011

Bachmann's "Message from God" re. Irene was just for "Jest" - death toll now at 35
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Wednesday, August 24, 2011

East coast pretends to know what an earthquake feels like
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Monday, August 22, 2011

Playing asteroids with the Chinese
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How come cool shit never happens when I'm at an air show?
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Get your HP TouchPad now only $99.99!
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Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Russ Armstrong is bloody well hung…
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Sunday, August 07, 2011

Don't recall seeing any of these around here…
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Thursday, August 04, 2011

Sick freaks go international: Westboro baptist church heads to Norway with hate under their wings
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Wednesday, August 03, 2011

And now in fanboi mode: Carmaggedon to return! +
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Mexico has problems with drug gangs using weapons bought in the US, so what does the NRA want?
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Sunday, July 31, 2011

Gamers: the life you save may be your own if you stop for a moment and have a wank.
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Hate funerals but love Facetime? Combine both!
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Warning: flying in replicas of really old planes can be hazardous to your health
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Thursday, July 28, 2011

Evil fun with Rollercoaster Tycoon 3
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From advertising chocolate bars to a (probable) life behind bars
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Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Departed via the alligator lizards in the air...
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Sunday, July 24, 2011

Amy Winehouse dead at 27
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Thursday, July 21, 2011

Whoops Apocalypse - but with terrorists!
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Zombie Nazi rises from grave!
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Friday, July 15, 2011

Now there's a blow-job he won't forget! Or remember either really...
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Thursday, July 14, 2011

A little late news: final "News of the World" sells out -- apt somehow
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Thursday, July 07, 2011

"Screws of the World" to close on Sunday! [Video]
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Friday, July 01, 2011

Don't forget: it's the "Read 'Journey to the End of the Night' Night!
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Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Don't fukcin' smoke!
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Saturday, June 18, 2011

Larry Fischer RIP
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Thursday, June 16, 2011

US vows to "Capture and Kill" new al Queda leader - great to see we are on the path to peace already
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How to make an airplane flight even more terifying… [YouTube]
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Because I love them, it's a NEW JFK assassination assertion!
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Friday, June 10, 2011

…and then the zombies came, and what did the council do about it? Nothing as usual
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Thursday, June 09, 2011

Understanding the urge to end it all (R.I.P. Victor W.)
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Saturday, June 04, 2011

Man, 73, shoots wife, her divorce lawyer, four others & self. "Quake" and "GTA" not found at scene
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"Doctor Death" dead
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Thursday, June 02, 2011

I wonder if I knew any of them
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Saturday, May 28, 2011

Come to Philly! You won't be able to leave! +
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R.I.P. Gil Scott-Heron
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Thursday, May 26, 2011

Need to get a gift for somebody who has everything? Give 'em head!
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Tip: before shooting someone in the head, make sure you're insane
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There IS a patron saint of everything: and now you can own one's head!
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Tuesday, May 24, 2011

R.I.P. Huguette Clark, the woman who should have been my friend
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Saturday, May 21, 2011

World to end today at 6 p.m.; get your doughnuts
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Monday, May 16, 2011

"Human Target" gets Fox fired, for shame. See full Fox line-up here.
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Thursday, May 12, 2011

Score one for the kid!
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Monday, April 25, 2011

Cannonball
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Thursday, April 21, 2011

Gerard Smith, TV on the Radio bassist, dies of lung cancer way too early
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Saturday, April 16, 2011

Mother bjorker!
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Wednesday, April 06, 2011

Pigs may not fly, but they sure do lie
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