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Saturday, June 18, 2011

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Thursday, June 16, 2011

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Friday, June 10, 2011

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Thursday, June 09, 2011

Understanding the urge to end it all (R.I.P. Victor W.)
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Saturday, June 04, 2011

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"Doctor Death" dead
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Thursday, June 02, 2011

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Saturday, May 28, 2011

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Thursday, May 26, 2011

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Tuesday, May 24, 2011

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Monday, May 16, 2011

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Thursday, May 12, 2011

Score one for the kid!
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Monday, April 25, 2011

Cannonball
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Thursday, April 21, 2011

Gerard Smith, TV on the Radio bassist, dies of lung cancer way too early
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Saturday, April 16, 2011

Mother bjorker!
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Wednesday, April 06, 2011

Pigs may not fly, but they sure do lie
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Tuesday, April 05, 2011

Alas, tits no longer oot fur the lads…
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Friday, March 25, 2011

Frank Neuhauser, hero to millions, dead at 97
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Monday, March 21, 2011

Utah: We make the things that kill people, and we're proud of it!
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Sunday, March 06, 2011

Burn Internet Explorer 6, Burn!
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Thursday, March 03, 2011

Pope to jews: Sure, you killed christ, but fuck it, Nietzsche killed god -- all one in the same!
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Tuesday, February 08, 2011

J. Paul Getty III dies at 53 after sad life
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Tuesday, February 01, 2011

One gun per person per month? Are you crazy?!?
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Saturday, January 29, 2011

US to Pakistan: "Sure, he killed a couple of folks -- that's just our way!"
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Friday, January 28, 2011

"Chek out this p[icture!! It the bomb! Lol!"
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Thursday, January 20, 2011

On the death of an obituary writer
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Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Poe fans disappointed when Poe's grave visitor fails to appear for second year in a row
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Sunday, January 16, 2011

RIP Susannah York
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Friday, January 07, 2011

What do you make of the "aflockalypse?"
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Tuesday, December 21, 2010

R.I.P. Steve Landesberg
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Friday, December 17, 2010

O Captain, my Captain...
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Thursday, December 16, 2010

RIP: Blake Edwards
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Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Good news everyone, there's a slight chance the polar bear won't become extinct!
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Tuesday, December 07, 2010

4 suicides, 2 months: Scarsdale, what gives?
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Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Remembering Leslie Nielsen
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Friday, November 05, 2010

"Blue Fire" starts to make more sense… +
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Thursday, November 04, 2010

For Dimmer
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Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Octopus Who Predicted World Cup Scores Gone To The Great Aquarium In The Sky
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Monday, October 25, 2010

JFK blown away, what more do I need to say? +
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It's not easy being uberwhite
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Thursday, October 21, 2010

Porn King Dies, No One Cares
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Thursday, October 14, 2010

The real Mona Lisa is in a landfill
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Wednesday, October 06, 2010

Dishwasher mourned; mean people suck
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Tony Curtis' family anticipates unusual afterlife
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Friday, October 01, 2010

Fort Hood to end weekend M*A*S*H marathons
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Tuesday, September 28, 2010

How to run your company into the ground...+
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Wednesday, September 22, 2010

If killing someone is a terrible crime... +
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Monday, September 20, 2010

In Russia, they go big
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Tuesday, September 07, 2010

Revenge of the grass! +
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R.I.P. Robert Schimmel
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Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Roadside attractions face hard times, closure
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Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Has it really been 33 years? Thank you. Thank you very much.
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