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Saturday, September 02, 2006


Last U.S. WWI Vet dies at 112
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Thursday, August 31, 2006


Naguib Mahfouz, Egyptian writer
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Musician Gene Simmons (not the Kiss bassist, so don't open the champagne just yet)
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Glenn Ford rides into the sunset for the last time
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Wednesday, August 30, 2006


`Psycho' Scriptwriter and `The Outer Limits' Co-Creator Joseph Stefano
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Monday, August 28, 2006


World's oldest person dies At 116
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Friday, August 25, 2006


Fat F-ck "Rocky" Composer is COMPOST!
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Thursday, August 24, 2006


I forecast some delicious grilled filet at Trotter's this weekend
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Wednesday, August 23, 2006


Knack drummer Bruce Gary dies at 54
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Tuesday, August 22, 2006


World's 'oldest person' dies aged 115
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Monday, August 21, 2006


Joe Rosenthal, Iwo Jima photographer
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Thursday, August 17, 2006


There's a metaphor here somewhere (careful @ lunch)
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Friday, August 11, 2006


'I'll Be Right Back'..........
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Wednesday, August 09, 2006


Physicist James A. Van Allen
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Monday, August 07, 2006


Garfield is dead
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Love no more (NY Times reg. req'd.)
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Sunday, August 06, 2006


The ----- won't be back.
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Wednesday, August 02, 2006


Golfers play through smell, find body later
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No more Computer Gaming World in the world... Sadness.
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Saturday, July 22, 2006


I love cheese steaks! Thank You!
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Jack Warden
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Tuesday, July 18, 2006


Grim Reaper goes karaoke: "You're the one for me, fatty..."
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Monday, July 17, 2006


Mickey Spillane age 88
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Sunday, July 16, 2006


No more chicken wings served by scantily clad waitresses
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Dr. Doom dies in hospital
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Saturday, July 15, 2006


Castrati: tall men with boobs or fat f*cks? Science must know
Creepy Reaping-Grimly • 2 Comments

Thursday, July 13, 2006


Red Buttons has died at 87
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Wednesday, July 12, 2006


Well, we know Ken Lay didn't do it...
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Tuesday, July 11, 2006


1998 finally over!
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Syd Barrett: Trip Over
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Thursday, July 06, 2006


Philip Rieff, Susan Sontag's party-pooper ex-husband, dies at 83
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The gift people are just dying to give.
Reaping-Grimly Wretched • 4 Comments

Wednesday, July 05, 2006


RIP Lorraine Hunt Lieberson
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Enron founder Ken Lay dies. He was 64.
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Monday, July 03, 2006


Comedian, 'Tonight Show' Guest Host Jan Murray
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H.R. Pufnstuf
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Friday, June 30, 2006


The Magic Kingdom: death trap ... (Mickey shudders)
Reaping-Grimly • 10 Comments

Tuesday, June 27, 2006


Thousands of record store clerks, lovesick Indie boys mourn the passing of Sleater-Kinney
Music Reaping-Grimly • 2 Comments

Monday, June 26, 2006


Moose the dog, aka Frasier's best friend
Beasties Reaping-Grimly TV • 0 Comments

Saturday, June 24, 2006


Patsy Ramsey
Reaping-Grimly • 3 Comments

"Charlie's Angels" creator goes to join the other angels; will Tori continue his '"Dynasty"?
Reaping-Grimly TV • 10 Comments

Thursday, June 22, 2006


Charles Smith, Kool & the Gang guitarist
Reaping-Grimly • 8 Comments

Monday, June 19, 2006


California considers assisted suicide law
Health Politics Reaping-Grimly • 0 Comments

Saturday, June 17, 2006


R.I.P. Barbara Epstein
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Friday, June 16, 2006


Death by pancake
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Monday, June 12, 2006


Robin Williams dies
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Thursday, June 08, 2006


Okay, we can go home now, right?
Reaping-Grimly • 7 Comments

Tuesday, June 06, 2006


Singer-Songwriter Billy Preston
Reaping-Grimly • 6 Comments

Johnny Grande, a founding member of Bill Haley and His Comets
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Sunday, June 04, 2006


Advertising kills. For serious.
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Saturday, June 03, 2006


God -does- exist!
Reaping-Grimly • 2 Comments

Sometimes God misses
Life Reaping-Grimly • 0 Comments

Wednesday, May 31, 2006


Tabloid cover of the week goes to ...
Crime Pish-Takes Reaping-Grimly Sex • 0 Comments

Monday, May 29, 2006


The Breakfast Club actor dies
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Thursday, May 25, 2006


Stub your toe and die
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Wednesday, May 24, 2006


Priests for life! Not lunch! (careful at lunch)
Creepy Life Reaping-Grimly Religion • 0 Comments

Tuesday, May 23, 2006


Lloyd Bentsen will not be running again
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Monday, May 22, 2006


The Naked Guy of Berkeley
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Saturday, May 20, 2006


What will you be doing April 13, 2036?
Life Reaping-Grimly Science • 2 Comments

Thursday, May 18, 2006


'Clarabell the Clown'
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Wednesday, May 17, 2006


Frankie 'Space Cadet' Thomas dead at 85
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Always and Forever
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Tuesday, May 16, 2006


Poet Stanley Kunitz dies at 100 (nytimes login req'd.)
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