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Sunday, August 16, 2009


Fat Jerry should start an acapella group
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Tuesday, August 04, 2009


Just endure it a little longer, Lucas (safe for work)
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Monday, August 03, 2009


The om nom nom cat
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Fun with blindfolds (completely safe for work)
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Thursday, July 30, 2009


Sweden's Got Talent! (butt crack alert)
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Monday, July 27, 2009


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Wednesday, July 15, 2009


Speaking of bad flights ...
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Monday, July 13, 2009


Kids, UFOs, and the Power of the Internet! (Watch the video.)
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Wednesday, July 08, 2009


If you liked 'Thunderbirds' you may love 'Captain Stargood'.
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Tuesday, July 07, 2009


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The eternal moonwalk will lure you in
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Monday, July 06, 2009


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Wednesday, June 17, 2009


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Thursday, June 04, 2009


The only thing missing is us!
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Monday, June 01, 2009


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Friday, May 29, 2009


Black Cab Sessions
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Tuesday, May 19, 2009


Monkey bike
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Saturday, May 16, 2009


Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy
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Friday, May 15, 2009


The Easter Bunny Hates You!
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Tuesday, May 12, 2009


Live everyday like you're at a conference without having to specify special dietary requirements
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Friday, May 08, 2009


Give this man a hand!
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Ford goes for the patriotic/rebel approach to sell cars. Is this good or bad? (wmv download)+
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Tuesday, May 05, 2009


Here's a way to waste a whole day
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Sunday, May 03, 2009


Cleveland rocks
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Friday, April 24, 2009


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Thursday, April 23, 2009


Sheep hunting?
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Friday, April 17, 2009


Pregnant women are smug
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Lindsay Lohan: so alone
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Wednesday, April 15, 2009


A wolf loves pork +
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Tuesday, April 07, 2009


One morning at the train station in Antwerp ...
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