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Why a man shouldn't do a hot 'CHICK' in a parked car
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Monday, September 12, 2011

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Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Thinking of moving? Some suggestions.
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Tuesday, August 16, 2011

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Thursday, July 28, 2011

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Tuesday, July 26, 2011

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Friday, June 03, 2011

So, what did you name that vaginal discharge you had last year?
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Thursday, June 02, 2011

You are going to cure my hiccups by doing WHAT!?!?
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Wednesday, May 18, 2011

So, which of these 10 ways to waste money are you guilty of? +
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Saturday, March 12, 2011

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Thursday, March 03, 2011

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Friday, February 11, 2011

30 seconds of your life that you'll never get back…
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Wednesday, December 15, 2010

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Best places to live for the rational
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How to eat at an Indian buffet
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Thursday, September 02, 2010

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Our Brains Are So Gullible. We Need To Learn To Outsmart "em.
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Tuesday, July 20, 2010

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Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Get that newborn ready for the "X-Games" as you reclaim your physique!
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Thursday, May 20, 2010

The solution to driving yourself mad at other people's crappy grammer
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Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Rick Moranis has some advice for you
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Monday, April 12, 2010

Don't Steal Ben Stein's Money +
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Monday, April 05, 2010

Current opportunities not panning out? How to become a street artist in Hong Kong
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Thursday, February 18, 2010

Why I don't chew gum
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Friday, November 20, 2009

Pointers for talking to your right-wingnut relatives this holiday season
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Thursday, October 15, 2009

How's your inner tube? (It controls your overall health you know.)
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Monday, September 21, 2009

Greetings!
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Friday, September 04, 2009

Recent Rectal Bleeding? Using Avon Products?
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One Thing at a Time While on the Throne
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Thursday, July 02, 2009

How to take fireworks photos +
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Thursday, June 25, 2009

The most important web page (other than Fat Jerry) on the nets and in the tubes.
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Want to pretty up your crappy face? Apply some berd crap.
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Sunday, June 14, 2009

Don't whack off with your Mac out...
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Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Pat Robertson says ‘many made homosexuals because of a coach or a guidance counselor’
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Haw Haw! #456
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Sunday, May 17, 2009

Do you wish you could just be left alone with your sadness?
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Thursday, May 14, 2009

Feds inform General Mills that Cheerios are not a drug.
Advice Business Health • 0 Comments

Tuesday, May 05, 2009

Trying to kick the morning coffee habit? This might help.
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Monday, April 27, 2009

Swine Flu: Tips for staying healthy +
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Monday, April 20, 2009

70s lifestyle good for planet, but what to do with all that white powder ...
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Friday, March 27, 2009

Are you tired of this $hit, well fu@k off!
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Thursday, March 26, 2009

My alternative 2009 Turner prize shortlist (c@w photo)
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Sunday, February 15, 2009

Let me tell you about the birds and the bees, 1932 British style.
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When in China, DON'T GET ON THAT BUS!
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Saturday, February 14, 2009

How to pay off those high credit card bills with 0% interest.
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Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Every job has its ups and downs (careful @ work)
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Tuesday, December 16, 2008

The IKEA Walkthrough v. 2.3.1
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Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Felicia Day explains how to meet girls in World of Warcraft
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Thursday, November 13, 2008

Walkin, ur doin it wrong.
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Sunday, November 09, 2008

Introducing the worlds first wasp sucker
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Thursday, October 23, 2008

You guys aren't thinking this way are you? If so, DON'T.
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Monday, September 29, 2008

MySQL geek needs $400,000 for his kids health, $4 for a new haircut.
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Saturday, September 20, 2008

Stuffed up? Have a wank!
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Sunday, September 14, 2008

This is the most well written assesment of the Bristol Palin situation I have seen.
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Tuesday, September 09, 2008

What works best for getting gum out of your hair?
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Thursday, August 21, 2008

Semicolons are for sissies. (That's a period)
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Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Why Sweden is among the top countries to live in
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