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Wednesday, August 13, 2008

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Friday, July 18, 2008

The common enemy of women and carrots
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Tuesday, July 08, 2008

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Monday, June 09, 2008

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Friday, June 06, 2008

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Wednesday, May 14, 2008

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Friday, April 25, 2008

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Thursday, April 17, 2008

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Wednesday, March 26, 2008

"Drunks are not sexy."+
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Thursday, March 06, 2008

It's just good sexiquette to give the pubes a little trim every once in a while
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How to kiss: an intro, or a refresher
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Tuesday, March 04, 2008

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Friday, February 29, 2008

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Friday, January 18, 2008

Now would be a bad time to die in LA.
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Thursday, January 03, 2008

How to write stories, and lose weight, clean up the environment, and make a million dollars
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Friday, December 14, 2007

Everything you wanted to know about "Getting a Grip on the Situation."
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Sunday, December 09, 2007

I like dressing up as a bear during sex
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Thursday, November 29, 2007

Does it suck? Check before you buy.
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Thursday, November 15, 2007

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Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Bleep off!
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Wednesday, November 07, 2007

You and me and pornography...
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Wednesday, October 31, 2007

The clitoris is a woman's real best friend
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Sunday, October 28, 2007

The "NET" is a dangerous place to 'meet people and find opportunities'.
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Monday, October 15, 2007

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Sunday, October 14, 2007

Ladies: rip your Guignol a new one before you end up in another kinda hole.
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Thursday, October 11, 2007

So what is the best 'Free Web Mail Service' for you? +
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Deturd Word (a smidgen)
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Friday, September 28, 2007

How to handle a Tele-Marketeer!
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Monday, September 24, 2007

Bush quietly advising Hillary Clinton, top Democrats
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Sunday, September 23, 2007

Sex advice from video game designers (slightly careful @ work)
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Saturday, September 22, 2007

Semen: what do you know? +
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Monday, September 17, 2007

How many of these have you tried? (careful@work)
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Thursday, September 13, 2007

A PSA brought to you by the makers of Camel Cigaretts.
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Wednesday, September 12, 2007

How to view blocked sites at work. IN COMMENTS+
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Tuesday, September 04, 2007

Are you a clean-freak who can't get laid? Check out #3 in this article.
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Friday, August 31, 2007

The Old Man and the Semen.
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Friday, August 17, 2007

Philosophical question of the day. +
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Thursday, August 02, 2007

In praise of tap water (still not as good as stoli)
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Wednesday, August 01, 2007

Will your Computer Protection Software tell you "Who's In Your Hard Drive?"
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Monday, July 30, 2007

What will kill you before a terrorist does?
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Thursday, July 26, 2007

Just say NO to being a Good Samaritan
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Sunday, July 22, 2007

"I will abstain from rude, disruptive, disrespectful and abusive behavior and will act with dignity+
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Tuesday, July 17, 2007

"You can carry your cat in a pillowcase" during an evacuation
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Monday, July 16, 2007

Anatomy of an Apology
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Thursday, July 12, 2007

Never tell a Queen to be 'less dressy'
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Friday, July 06, 2007

"Here's my freak flag: I like fat guys who love to eat."
Advice Sex • 2 Comments

Tuesday, July 03, 2007

Dress your toddler totally HOT!
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Check this out before you light that firecracker. Warning: Fireworks injuries, very graphic!
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Friday, June 22, 2007

Maybe these would help Fat jerry attract the ladies. (Check the high-lighted text.) +
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Thursday, June 21, 2007

If Fat Jerry wrote an advice column, would it be like this?
Advice Fat-Jerry Life Sad • 2 Comments

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Use #20 could put the K-Y People out of business. (But can it contain garlic?)
Advice Fluff Lists Sex • 4 Comments

Saturday, June 16, 2007

Sex advice from Librarians
Advice Sex • 4 Comments

Thursday, June 14, 2007

How do I get rid of "Stinky Poo Finger"?
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Monday, June 11, 2007

A chilling address to a Class of 2007
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Saturday, June 02, 2007

How to win a street fight
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Friday, June 01, 2007

There's a blog about everything
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Thursday, May 31, 2007

Kids talk to strangers! World at risk! NAMBLA shrugs...
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Tuesday, May 29, 2007

How they are grabbing you by your shorthairs
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Monday, April 23, 2007

I wonder if he's single
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Saturday, April 21, 2007

For those who do it and those who complain about it...
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Wednesday, April 18, 2007

"First do no harm" is a complicated edict; UK doctors missing the virtue in duties as abortionists
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Monday, April 16, 2007

Why you should never go out to eat on Monday, and other eatery facts.
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