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Friday, December 29, 2006

Saddam Hussein is dead
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Yee Haw! It's a Neck-Tie Party ...
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Happy 80th Birthday Dimmer
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Friday, December 15, 2006

Yoga: not just for dirty stinkin' hippies
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Thursday, December 14, 2006

Finally, we can start never-forgetting again
History Life Wretched • 0 Comments

Far from the madding crowd, poor Thomas Hardy may have infected his lady with syphilis
Health History • 1 Comments

Sunday, December 10, 2006

The spy with the wooden leg
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Long missing Nolde painting discovered in dusty attic
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Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Hepburn's "Tiffany's" dress sells for $807,000.00
Buy-Me! Fluff History • 4 Comments

Friday, December 01, 2006

And the pharoah's staff was rebar
History Science • 10 Comments

Scientists marvel at computer of the ancients. But can it download porn?
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Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Big fish's bite packed 5000kg of force.
Creepy History Science • 5 Comments

Sunday, November 26, 2006

Survivor of Great Lakes shipwreck recalls tragedy 40 years later
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Thursday, November 23, 2006

Mary Poppins is a cold, old hag
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Monday, November 20, 2006

Good news for those who love Conspiracy Theories and the CIA
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Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Fat Jerry Field Trip!
History Jerry-Up Katie-Couric Religion Science • 13 Comments

Neanderthal/human copulation not as hot/frequent as the video claims; still no explaining the Hoff
History • 6 Comments

Monday, November 13, 2006

Giant wooden pecker sculpture stirs up controversy
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Early Roman shipwreck carried fish sauce
History • 9 Comments

Friday, November 10, 2006

Just don't tell me Roy Rogers wasn't the real deal
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Saturday, November 04, 2006

Oh, to hear the protest songs of the 60's again!
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Friday, November 03, 2006

'Wikiality' and the death of archeology
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Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Let's go to bed
Health History • 0 Comments

Humans may have made babies with Neanderthals
History Science • 3 Comments

Thursday, October 26, 2006

Where's Murdered Duchess? Presenting the History of Shopping
Business History • 16 Comments

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Before and after: the Rhone glacier
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Friday, October 20, 2006

Vatican bulldozers unearth ancient necropolis
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Thursday, October 19, 2006

Even in high school, Rove was a tool
History • 1 Comments

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

The Lewis & Clark reenactment society fails to incorporate Lewis's crush on Clark
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Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Sign your name here. Or just type it, whatever. Okay, fine, a fingerprint will do...
History Life • 14 Comments

Friday, October 06, 2006

So I never get to be a limbowraith no more?
History Religion • 0 Comments

Saturday, September 30, 2006

A victoery four you speling Nazi’s everywhare
Fluff History Science • 7 Comments

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Little Selam prepares to do battle with creationists and intelligent design theorists.
History Science • 2 Comments

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Marie Antoinette, the Gidget of Versailles
History • 0 Comments

Friday, September 15, 2006

"Sorry we invaded your country, have a book!"
Art History • 0 Comments

Bobby's done it again
Conspiranoia History Music • 2 Comments

Thursday, September 14, 2006

We will, we will roll over you with our wheels of steel!
History • 0 Comments

US and UN... We Lie! Thousands Die!
Conspiranoia Creepy Crime Foolhardy History Politics • 0 Comments

Monday, September 11, 2006

The 9/11 Report: A Graphic Adaptation
Art Books History Politics • 6 Comments

Sunday, September 10, 2006

Seeking "a good Catholic girl, who can cook and sew a bit ...
Business Fluff History Life Religion Sex Wuv • 1 Comments

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Germany returns Parthenon sculpture to Greece. Greece is all, Yeah, but where's our frisbee?
Art History • 1 Comments

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

"Why do we care most about JonBenet?"
History Politics • 1 Comments

Who wants a job as a 'Poop Paster'? Calling Dr. Dookie! (careful@lunch)
Creepy History • 1 Comments

Thursday, August 31, 2006

Microsoft Shit In Your Ears and Call It WhyFi!
Conspiranoia Creepy Crime Fluff Foolhardy History Life Music Newsflash! Pish-Takes Play-Me! Science Update Wretched • 1 Comments

Friday, August 25, 2006

The (Un)Wrath of Khan!
Advice Art History Life Politics • 4 Comments

"A surprising omission is Hugh Laurie, despite licking the nut sacks of more sad old men than..."
Art Beasties Books Booze/Pills/Candy Business Buy-Me! Cinema Conspiranoia Creepy Crime Eat-Me! Fat-Jerry Fluff Foolhardy Health History Jerry-Up TV Wretched • 4 Comments

Thursday, August 24, 2006

Jared Diamond, wrong about Easter Islands. Are there any good Jareds left?
History • 5 Comments

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

That's it. I'm out of here
Creepy Foolhardy History Religion Science • 11 Comments

Monument to the first man to "practice his love" on women in America
Creepy History Wretched • 0 Comments

Thursday, August 10, 2006

Instruction and Advice for the Young Bride
History • 14 Comments

NASA makes up for previous mistakes
Foolhardy History Science TV Video • 1 Comments

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

The Victrola turns 100
History • 1 Comments

Thursday, August 03, 2006

A new Star Trek movie... with the old Star Trek characters. Look who plays Kirk. F*cking douchebags.
Cinema Foolhardy History • 26 Comments

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Fidel Castro, cheap bastard, tries to con Roosevelt out of ten bucks
History • 7 Comments

Charles Simic on Dada
Art History • 1 Comments

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

There might just be a little Mel Gibson in all of us...
History Science • 12 Comments

Monday, July 31, 2006

Wanna see something really weird? (careful@lunch)
Art History • 1 Comments

Sunday, July 30, 2006

1916 Black Tom blast anniversary observed
History • 4 Comments

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

What do you read on the bog?
Books History Life • 0 Comments

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

A Middle East cheat sheet
History Politics Religion • 8 Comments

Thursday, July 13, 2006

Coming at an approach to the speed of light...
Books History Life Science • 4 Comments

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Yeah, but Dr. Hulbert also thinks that a suntan is bad for you and that women are people
History Science • 4 Comments

One had better bring home some bacon, fry it up in a pan, if only to cancel out the smell of Enjoli
History TV • 2 Comments

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