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Tuesday, December 06, 2011

She could not tell the difference between the runway and a runway
Foolhardy Sad Shocker! Wretched • 1 Comments

Wednesday, November 30, 2011

100 times in 4 years? Well, bugger me
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Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Yo, Guido! Dress up that Christmas tree likes ya from Joisy!
Buy-Me! Fat-as-Fuck! Foolhardy Wretched • 0 Comments

Saturday, November 12, 2011

Careful with those tweets Eugene! or Birgitta! or Anyone!
Geeky Nerd Politics Sad Wretched • 1 Comments

Saturday, November 05, 2011

Hold the phone! (tightly)
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Monday, October 24, 2011

Puppets and children – disgusting things
Beasties Books Life Reaping-Grimly Wretched • 0 Comments

Monday, October 17, 2011

Newsmax interviews Roger Ailes "The most powerful man in news." I dare you to read it. +
Money Politics Wretched • 1 Comments

Monday, October 10, 2011

Gonorrhoea is here to stay...
Beasties Health Life Sex Wretched • 0 Comments

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

WTF? "Poll: Fox News Best TV News Network say Americans"
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Proof: sometimes an older woman taking advantage of boys isn't funny
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Monday, September 12, 2011

Health hazards of a dirty movie theater (and not the kind of DMT's that I frequent+)
Advice Cinema Creepy Wretched • 1 Comments

Sunday, September 04, 2011

So, what should the rest of the World do?
Wretched War World • 0 Comments

This documentary is very disturbing (Mandatory viewing)
Sad Science Video Wretched World • 0 Comments

Wednesday, August 31, 2011

UK has cool, cool summer
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Sunday, August 28, 2011

Who needs designers (or people with even a little taste) anyway? A bumper sticker…
Crime Politics Wretched • 2 Comments

Monday, August 22, 2011

Perry shares the wealth
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Wednesday, August 17, 2011

It takes a village … person
Money Music Wretched • 0 Comments

If your to be born in San Francisco, yank back real hard on your dick and they may not mutilate you
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Tuesday, August 09, 2011

This is London calling ...
Wretched • 7 Comments

And the Texas 'Mother of the Year' is....
Crime Sad Sex Wretched • 0 Comments

Sunday, August 07, 2011

GOP doesn't just hate the poor, they hate the damn planet
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Don't recall seeing any of these around here…
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Saturday, August 06, 2011

At least they made movies about radiation monsters, so they should be ok…
Foolhardy Sad Science Wretched • 0 Comments

Wednesday, August 03, 2011

Mexico has problems with drug gangs using weapons bought in the US, so what does the NRA want?
Business Conspiranoia Creepy Crime Life Lists Money Pinch-Me! Reaping-Grimly Wretched World • 0 Comments

Sunday, July 31, 2011

Snooker club snookered…
Business Play-Me! Sad Shocker! Wretched • 2 Comments

Microsoft applies new concept of "Open"…
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Moto goes uh-oh on Android
Business Geeky Nerd Wretched • 0 Comments

Thursday, July 28, 2011

Compelling reason to avoid Iowa for labor day
Creepy Politics Wretched • 0 Comments

Sunday, July 24, 2011

Amy Winehouse dead at 27
Art Music Reaping-Grimly Wretched • 4 Comments

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Minnesota: life under water
Health History Life Wretched • 2 Comments

Thursday, July 14, 2011

Lori Klein: Gun nut goes nuts with gun [fixed]
Crime Foolhardy Katie-Couric Sad Wretched Whoops! Work • 2 Comments

Doesn't the 'TEA' party condemn Government Handouts?
Business Fat-as-Fuck! Money Religion Sex Wretched • 1 Comments

Wednesday, July 06, 2011

Another reason to get your newborn circumcised? To avoid three vaccination shots…
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Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Perverted TSA procedures hit the bottom (of 95-year-old diapered woman)
Conspiranoia Creepy Sad Wretched • 1 Comments

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

India: Where Boys Will Be Boys, & Girls Will Be Boys Too.
Creepy Crime Fat-as-Fuck! Shocker! Wretched • 1 Comments

Monday, June 27, 2011

What do you do with your disposable income?
The-"D"-Word Gossip Life Money Wretched • 1 Comments

Sunday, June 26, 2011

Why the Private sector is so great and the Public sector is so shite
Skool Crime History Life Money Wretched Work World • 0 Comments

Thursday, June 23, 2011

Please, for the love of nothing, no Potter More
Business Buy-Me! Fluff Interwebs Money Wretched Wuv • 1 Comments

Saturday, June 18, 2011

Has Democracy Failed Again?
Conspiranoia Crime Wretched • 0 Comments

Thursday, June 16, 2011

US vows to "Capture and Kill" new al Queda leader - great to see we are on the path to peace already
Creepy Foolhardy History Politics Reaping-Grimly Sad Wretched War World • 6 Comments

Things that don't mix: Presidential candidates and sex
Beasties Creepy Sad Sex Shocker! Wretched • 0 Comments

The sadly inevitable headline: Ant Weiner steps down to "spend more time with his cock"
Politics Sad Sex Wretched • 10 Comments

Wednesday, June 01, 2011

Worst kept secret: Birthers don't just dislike Obama -- it's anyone with immigrant blood
Beasties Books History Obama-rama! Politics Sad Wretched • 0 Comments

Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Paranoia, mis-information, and stupidy hit Germany: sadly, we all suffer as a result
Beasties Foolhardy Sad Science Wretched Whoops! World • 2 Comments

Saturday, May 28, 2011

"In the Navy" to be dropped from Village People tribute bands repertoire
Foolhardy Katie-Couric Life Religion Sad Sex Wretched • 0 Comments

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Bloomberg View is Boring Poo, apparently
Business Gossip Money Wretched • 0 Comments

Excell
Creepy Crime Foolhardy Geeky Nerd Katie-Couric Lists Newsflash! Sport Wretched Whoops! • 2 Comments

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Big Brother (now not an option) may soon be mandatory in your vehicle
Conspiranoia Wretched • 1 Comments

Monday, May 16, 2011

The next 10 EU companies MS could buy and destroy, plus record to date
Business Chunky-Flow Foolhardy Geeky Nerd Interwebs Lists Money Wretched • 0 Comments

Monday, April 11, 2011

North Dakota becoming a Biblical land.
Wretched • 0 Comments

Friday, April 08, 2011

Q: Are we not byorked? A: No, but we should have asked for rubbers or anal
The-"D"-Word Today's-Super-Fun-Activity Politics Wretched • 7 Comments

Wednesday, April 06, 2011

Pigs may not fly, but they sure do lie
Beasties Crime Politics Reaping-Grimly Sad Wretched • 0 Comments

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

39 reasons people are having a hard time finding a job.
The-"D"-Word Business Wretched • 0 Comments

Sunday, March 27, 2011

The language of the unheard: London
Crime Life Money Newsflash! Politics Wretched • 0 Comments

Radio Free Russia +
Business Conspiranoia Sad TV Wretched World • 0 Comments

Friday, March 25, 2011

Liberty is being defeated. The (DHS) terrorists are winning.
Conspiranoia Politics Wretched • 0 Comments

Sunday, March 06, 2011

It is almost time to bend over and kiss your ass good-bye.
Conspiranoia Foolhardy Wretched • 1 Comments

20 lies with Governor Walker
Chunky-Flow Politics Wretched • 0 Comments

Saturday, March 05, 2011

Banks are evil #873,190,917,163,290,109
Business Wretched • 1 Comments

Monday, February 28, 2011

A fascist, in Paris? Stop the press!
Beasties Creepy Foolhardy Video Wretched • 0 Comments

Friday, February 11, 2011

GOP's gone wild! Part 3 - Rumsfeld
Politics Wretched War • 0 Comments

30 seconds of your life that you'll never get back…
Advice Chunky-Flow Creepy Wretched Work • 0 Comments

Wednesday, February 09, 2011

For once, Stupid doesn't win.
Beasties Crime Foolhardy Wretched • 0 Comments

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