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Thursday, January 21, 2010

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Tuesday, September 22, 2009

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Wednesday, September 16, 2009

I wonder if Obama will get involved in this incident of racism? +
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Wednesday, September 02, 2009

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Tuesday, September 01, 2009

Did Texas execute an innocent man?
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Wednesday, August 19, 2009

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Thursday, August 13, 2009

At last, Cheney tells all
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Saturday, August 08, 2009

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Thursday, July 30, 2009

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Tuesday, July 14, 2009

We're all going to die #327
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Friday, July 10, 2009

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Good things take time
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Careful at lunch
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Saturday, June 06, 2009

Can you say 'Future Serial Killer'
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Friday, June 05, 2009

The world's most bizarre tattoos
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Monday, June 01, 2009

Air France jet disappears on flight from Brazil to Paris
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Sadly, stupid is as stupid does...
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Friday, May 29, 2009

So the bite mark on her neck was a freebee?
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Thursday, May 28, 2009

NKorea warns of its "tremendous military muscle"
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Monday, May 25, 2009

I'm sure the clientele doesn't care...
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Sunday, May 24, 2009

North Carolina woman accused of dumping aunt, 96, on way to Disney
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