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The next 10 EU companies MS could buy and destroy, plus record to date
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Monday, April 11, 2011

North Dakota becoming a Biblical land.
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Friday, April 08, 2011

Q: Are we not byorked? A: No, but we should have asked for rubbers or anal
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Wednesday, April 06, 2011

Pigs may not fly, but they sure do lie
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Wednesday, March 30, 2011

39 reasons people are having a hard time finding a job.
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Sunday, March 27, 2011

The language of the unheard: London
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Radio Free Russia +
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Friday, March 25, 2011

Liberty is being defeated. The (DHS) terrorists are winning.
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Sunday, March 06, 2011

It is almost time to bend over and kiss your ass good-bye.
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20 lies with Governor Walker
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Monday, February 28, 2011

A fascist, in Paris? Stop the press!
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Friday, February 11, 2011

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Wednesday, February 09, 2011

For once, Stupid doesn't win.
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Sunday, February 06, 2011

Nazi resurgence: part two
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Nazi resurgence: part one
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Friday, February 04, 2011

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Saturday, January 29, 2011

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Sunday, December 12, 2010

The worst bathroom in New York
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Monday, December 06, 2010

And this will be allowed to continue under the new compromise.
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Monday, November 29, 2010

London ablaze again
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Wednesday, November 17, 2010

So where did your new kidney come from?
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Monday, November 15, 2010

Racist Hingham, Mass. woman attacks postal worker
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Friday, October 01, 2010

I never really made the most of my students ...
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Wednesday, September 22, 2010

The Tea Party blames Unemployment Insurance for our unemployment rate
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Thursday, September 16, 2010

Pope: Atheists are just like Nazis +
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Friday, September 10, 2010

That's one way to win a trip to NYC
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Wednesday, September 01, 2010

The bedbugs are coming to get you
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Tuesday, August 31, 2010

There are colleges that need to be shuttered the same way as some high schools do
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Tuesday, July 13, 2010

More importantly, R.i.P. Esme Cat
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Wednesday, July 07, 2010

What is that expression? If you can't do, teach?
Katie-Couric Politics Wretched • 0 Comments

Monday, June 21, 2010

"Unemployed need not apply"
Wretched Work • 2 Comments

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

The time to panic is now
Conspiranoia Fat-as-Fuck! Science Wretched • 1 Comments

Wednesday, June 02, 2010

Cleanup method used in Kuwait oil spill might be helpful in the Gulf spill
Green Wretched Whoops! • 18 Comments

Tuesday, May 04, 2010

Say goodbye to East Coast beaches
Life Wretched • 0 Comments

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

OK, cool. Now let's pass a law that says anyone who orders a steak first has to meet and pet the cow
Health Wretched • 6 Comments

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

I'm not shallow, just reeeeally pretty
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Monday, April 05, 2010

Pope Benedict's Cardinals handle accusations by comparing Pope to Jesus
Religion Wretched • 1 Comments

Monday, March 29, 2010

Subway blast kills dozens in Moscow
Newsflash! Wretched • 3 Comments

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Lockerbie bomber doing just great these days
Wretched • 1 Comments

Sunday, March 14, 2010

How I hate her, oh how I hate her
Eat-Me! Katie-Couric Wretched • 2 Comments

Tuesday, March 02, 2010

Who's got the tar and feathers?
Politics Wretched • 1 Comments

Friday, February 19, 2010

Man willingly kills brain cells for wife (no booze involved!)
Cinema Creepy Interwebs Katie-Couric Wretched • 0 Comments

Monday, February 08, 2010

Palin delivers speech to Tea Party members, checks hand for notes
Katie-Couric Politics Wretched • 2 Comments

Monday, February 01, 2010

Scientologists having a heyday in Haiti
Wretched • 3 Comments

Monday, January 25, 2010

Air America crashes and burns...
The-"D"-Word Politics Wretched • 8 Comments

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Finally! Lady Penelope will have her HDTV dreamboat series!
Fat-as-Fuck! Shocker! TV Wretched • 1 Comments

Big Pharma & lobbyist ? SCOTUS gives multi-national corporation control of US legislative agenda
Wretched • 3 Comments

Friday, January 15, 2010

So when are the earthquakes going to hit Pat Robertson?
Gossip Religion Wretched • 0 Comments

Tuesday, January 05, 2010

Coming soon to a theater near you: Ed Gein, The Musical!
Fat-as-Fuck! Video Wretched • 4 Comments

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Health Insurers paying Facebookers to write angry letters for them
Interwebs Politics Wretched • 0 Comments

Monday, December 07, 2009

North Korea goes to any length to make citizens dependent and under control
Crime Wretched World • 0 Comments

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Have you considered, sir, hiring a new web designer?
Politics Wretched • 1 Comments

Reborn coma man may not actually be doing the talking
Wretched • 0 Comments

Tuesday, November 03, 2009

The medical devices of days gone by. OUCHY! OUCHY! OUCHY!
Foolhardy History Pictures Wretched • 0 Comments

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Can you get to Heaven in a WalMart casket?
Buy-Me! Creepy Wretched • 0 Comments

Friday, October 09, 2009

Cheating on your wife? Bad. This? REALLY BAD
Wretched • 5 Comments

Thursday, October 08, 2009

Aquacalypse now--you don't bring me red snapper anymore
Eat-Me! Wretched • 5 Comments

Friday, October 02, 2009

Census Worker Murdered In Kentucky and word "FED" etched in body—how is this not bigger news?
Reaping-Grimly Wretched • 1 Comments

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Man blows brains out while teaching girlfriend about gun safety
Wretched • 0 Comments

Panamanian teens find, kill, another 'Montauk Monster'
Beasties Reaping-Grimly Wretched • 3 Comments

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