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The lady behind all that floral print
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So those fake mustaches really do the job
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When mods and punks grow up, they dress better than hippies
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Buy a beard for winter
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Masters of the Universe, mastering the universe of hipsterdom
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Halloween fashion show with Tim Burton
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Friday, July 24, 2009

What type of clothing would you wear if you truly had free choice?
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New York now Milan's b!tch
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A happy victim of the recession: crocs (the shoes)
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Tuesday, July 07, 2009

First lady hair through the ages
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Sunday, July 05, 2009

Don't judge my hair!
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Monday, June 29, 2009

What's more annoying? Hipsters? Or hipster-haters?
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Monday, May 11, 2009

The hospital gown: nobody, but nobody loves it, so what gives?
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Sunday, May 10, 2009

Hasidic hats: you can choose between black, black, and black, but oh the options
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Saturday, May 09, 2009

The preppiest college kid in the universe
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Thursday, May 07, 2009

Summer will pass quickly, so start knitting now ...
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Sunday, April 19, 2009

It's like a dicky, but with more chest hair
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Thursday, April 09, 2009

The Michelle Obama fashion slideshow
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Friday, April 03, 2009

Bad idea jeans
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Thursday, March 12, 2009

Kermit is in again.
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Monday, March 02, 2009

It's snowing today along the northeast coast: here's your pants, men
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Thursday, February 26, 2009

Stuck at the Prom with you.
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Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Keep the boys warm 'n' fuzzy. (carefulish@work)
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Friday, February 20, 2009

Chanel special edition Segway
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Saturday, February 14, 2009

Ties our Head of State wears around his Neck
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Thursday, February 12, 2009

The First Lady is also a Vogue covergirl
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Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Drawing blood.
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Friday, January 23, 2009

Paris Hilton's discarded chihuahua inspires fashion
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Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Was Obama wearing a bulletproof suit yesterday?
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Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Discuss the inaugural dress: I thought it was beautiful
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Sunday, January 18, 2009

"It's a cold Wintour"
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Friday, January 09, 2009

Get out the feeldoe and eMANcipate!
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Thursday, January 08, 2009

It's 2009, we're approaching a new decade, and the hipster movement has officially ended
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Take the First Lady Fashion quiz!
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Wednesday, January 07, 2009

Caricatures. +
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Sunday, January 04, 2009

Winehouse to design fashion line?
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Saturday, January 03, 2009

Oh Karl, you crazy bastard. +
Katie-Couric Rags • 4 Comments

Baby you fierce!
Business Rags Video • 1 Comments

Friday, January 02, 2009

Hate somebody? Show up looking better than they do
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