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the Holly Bibble fer instance?



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Thursday, May 24, 2007

Shoe York City: get ready, Duchess
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Monday, May 21, 2007

I wonder if they've got that cover in poster size. Because I totally want one.
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Tuesday, May 15, 2007

There is no God: Anna Wintour survives assassination plot
Crime Gossip Rags • 8 Comments

Thursday, May 10, 2007

It needn't cost much to dress tits-and-pants style: introducing fast fashion
Rags • 5 Comments

Monday, May 07, 2007

I'm obsessed with being a hipster
Fluff Katie-Couric Rags • 1 Comments

QE II heads to the White House, holds tupperware party and gives out free hat tips
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Tuesday, April 24, 2007

T-post: get the news on a T-shirt, every six weeks
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Friday, April 20, 2007

Men's underwear hits the bigtime
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Thursday, April 19, 2007

Suits: why? (the history of...)
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Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Bad idea
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Thursday, April 05, 2007

Catwalk confessional
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Wednesday, March 28, 2007

If I had her mom, I'd be a lot more than anorexic
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Saturday, March 24, 2007

An E-store all women should shop at. (Guys, put a drool gaurd over your keyboard, c@W)
Buy-Me! Pictures Rags Sex • 4 Comments

Not quite cold in her grave... diaries sell for $500,000
Business Rags • 1 Comments

Friday, March 23, 2007

Tressed to kill--I feel like my hair looks kind of like this, these days
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Thursday, March 22, 2007

Thankfully, nobody from Fat Jerry is pictured here. (Beware of Banners)
Creepy Katie-Couric Rags • 2 Comments

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

There's hung like a horse earring joke in there somewhere...
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So, does this mean pervy Nigel or world renowned p0rnographer Gilles Bensimon is next?
ANTM Crime Rags Sex • 2 Comments

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Marc Jacobs gets the seven year itch.
Booze/Pills/Candy Fluff Rags • 2 Comments

Sunday, March 11, 2007

Vice Magazine's fashion issue
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Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Hear that? That's the sound of Tyra cackling with delight.
Crime Fluff Rags • 8 Comments

Thursday, March 01, 2007

Meet the new Madonna line: ripped lace suspiciously missing
Rags • 3 Comments

Monday, February 26, 2007

Here's your list of Oscar winners. How'd you do? (oscar fashion in comments)
Cinema Rags • 18 Comments

Thursday, February 22, 2007

The big white wedding dress gets bigger and whiter, with more Cinderella thrown in
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Wednesday, February 07, 2007

In bid to increase enrollment, ROTC drops ironing requirement
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Thursday, February 01, 2007

Tim Gunn leaves Project Runway. Make it work. But how?
Rags TV • 10 Comments

Citizen Anna controls everything you wear
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Wednesday, January 24, 2007

'Fast clothes' are supposubly bad for some reason or another. Just don't tell Jo Jo.
Rags • 4 Comments

Friday, January 19, 2007

Going, going, gaunt
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Thursday, January 18, 2007

DIY with downloadable sewing patterns
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Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Blackwell's best dressed list fails to list any of us
Rags • 2 Comments

Thursday, January 04, 2007

Sissy Panties
Buy-Me! Pictures Rags Wuv • 3 Comments

Thursday, December 28, 2006

I remember when I was a debutante...the gowns! the glamour! the gin!
Katie-Couric Life Rags • 0 Comments

Thursday, December 21, 2006

Doesn't this defeat the purpose (of getting your girlfriend to dress up like a sexy robot nurse)?
Business Rags Sex • 0 Comments

Betty and Veronica hit the mall and ho it up, '90s style
Art Business Rags Sex • 2 Comments

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

The devil gabs on Prada
Rags Science • 0 Comments

Monday, December 18, 2006

"A lone Coogi sweater can retail for upward of $400."
Buy-Me! Fluff Katie-Couric Rags • 7 Comments

Friday, December 15, 2006

"Calling all jetrosexuals"...jetrosexuals? Oh please.
Business Katie-Couric Rags • 13 Comments

Saturday, November 25, 2006

Got a big car, a big wallet, and a big boner but not big bones? Boy, get yourself some status shoes.
Life Rags • 4 Comments

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

It's sort of begging the question, isn't it?...
Rags • 2 Comments

Sunday, October 08, 2006

What fashion disasters drive you crazy?
Jerry-Up Rags • 25 Comments

Friday, October 06, 2006

Bar establishes dress code, checks clothing tags. Why? Revenge for P. Diddy's Making the Band
Katie-Couric Rags Wretched • 4 Comments

Monday, October 02, 2006

Polling time. Which Halloween Costume are you going to wear?
Jerry-Up Rags • 20 Comments

Saturday, September 30, 2006

But do they make them in a Monday/Tuesday/Wednesday/Thursday/Friday line?
Rags • 3 Comments

Friday, September 29, 2006

Goths, risen from the dead (and, my, how the old goths are pissed)
Music Rags • 14 Comments

Thursday, September 21, 2006

We haven't done this in a while: What are you wearing today?
Jerry-Up Rags • 47 Comments

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Kate Moss to design for TopShop
Business Buy-Me! Rags • 5 Comments

Thursday, September 14, 2006

Gazelle-like, anorexic corpse, tomato, tomahto
Eat-Me! Health Rags • 9 Comments

Thursday, September 07, 2006

"...a sizable pr0n collection on her computer hard drive, compliments of our own federal government"
Conspiranoia Politics Rags Sex • 2 Comments

Sunday, September 03, 2006

Not your momma's Air Jordans
Buy-Me! Fluff Rags • 0 Comments

Saturday, August 19, 2006

Even Fat Jerry can sleep in peace with these PJs.
Creepy Rags Religion • 0 Comments

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

"No Ferret wardrobe would be complete without something special for that important occasion."
Beasties Rags • 4 Comments

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

I gotta get one of these!
Buy-Me! Rags • 5 Comments

Monday, July 31, 2006

Kate Moss tops the best-dressed list. Clearly she's not the only one who's fond of the blow
Fluff Rags • 10 Comments

Friday, July 21, 2006

Oh my god, is that REAL Abercrombie? No, I picked it up in Chinatown for $5
Business Rags • 8 Comments

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Do you sew? Fat Jerry needs some new pants
Rags • 7 Comments

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