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Monday, March 02, 2009

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Keep the boys warm 'n' fuzzy. (carefulish@work)
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Saturday, February 14, 2009

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Thursday, February 12, 2009

The First Lady is also a Vogue covergirl
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Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Drawing blood.
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Friday, January 23, 2009

Paris Hilton's discarded chihuahua inspires fashion
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Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Was Obama wearing a bulletproof suit yesterday?
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Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Discuss the inaugural dress: I thought it was beautiful
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Sunday, January 18, 2009

"It's a cold Wintour"
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Friday, January 09, 2009

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Thursday, January 08, 2009

It's 2009, we're approaching a new decade, and the hipster movement has officially ended
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Take the First Lady Fashion quiz!
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Wednesday, January 07, 2009

Caricatures. +
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Sunday, January 04, 2009

Winehouse to design fashion line?
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Saturday, January 03, 2009

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Baby you fierce!
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Friday, January 02, 2009

Hate somebody? Show up looking better than they do
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Saturday, December 27, 2008

Target wants you to dress Like Mrs. O
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Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Why are people still wearing Uggs?
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Monday, December 22, 2008

Christmas kitsch is the new black.
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Friday, December 19, 2008

"10,000 Dresses": No, not a crappy rom-com sequel.
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Stylista's mega bitch Megan has a blog, and you'll never believe what it's called.
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Thursday, December 18, 2008

I put on women's clothing, and hang around in bars! (And shoot shit. And write. Tersely).
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O noes! But who will dress the baby prossies?
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Tuesday, December 09, 2008

The shorn pussy handbags.
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Thursday, December 04, 2008

Bears. I would say more, but I feel like that would just ruin it for you.
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Wednesday, December 03, 2008

Latest fashion victim: Te Casan, home of the celeb-designed $350 vegan shoe
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Pick the First Lady's inaugural dress
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Tuesday, December 02, 2008

Does the $15K price tag include getting dumped at the altar?
Cinema Rags Sad • 1 Comments

70s rock stars, and their parents, in their parents' homes
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Monday, December 01, 2008

New fashions in Iran
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Monday, November 24, 2008

Fashion to die for
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Friday, November 21, 2008

Tavi is cooler than I was at 12
Interwebs Rags • 2 Comments

Joan Holloway paper doll! With outfits! Oh so many outfits!+
Fluff Play-Me! Rags TV • 0 Comments

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Sir Edward would have your head on a platter if you ever put one of these on him.
Beasties Fluff Interwebs Rags Sir-Edward • 4 Comments

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Anna Wintour has updated her Facebook status to, "Been there, done that"
Rags Work • 0 Comments

Madonna to be new face of Louis Vuitton
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Saturday, November 15, 2008

Terribly belated, but anyway ... people who wear only one color
Rags • 7 Comments

Pretty rags and junk food: American Dreamin'
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Advanced Style, a blog for old people who still dress well (like Moon)
Rags • 3 Comments

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Little girls in pretty dresses.
Business Rags World • 0 Comments

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Another fashion, um, concept? trend? that I just don't understand +
Rags • 3 Comments

Thursday, November 06, 2008

Project Runway alums design Inagural Ball frocks for Michelle Obama.
Obama-rama! Rags TV • 6 Comments

Wednesday, November 05, 2008

More importantly, what did you think of our First-Lady-Elect's dress?
Politics Rags • 22 Comments

Monday, October 27, 2008

Hey racists! Get your Halloween Arab terrorist mask at Amazon. It looks sort of like ... Obama
Buy-Me! Politics Rags Whoops! • 1 Comments

Thursday, October 23, 2008

A Public Service Announcement for Halloween
Life Rags • 14 Comments

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Who's wearing the Obama suit today?
Politics Rags • 2 Comments

Palin family goes on $150,000 Nieman Marcus/Saks spending spree on RNC tab
Politics Rags • 8 Comments

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Be Sally Jesse Raphael for a day
Rags • 0 Comments

Monday, October 20, 2008

Famed style critic Mr. Blackwell will be producing no more lists: check out his past 20 yrs of them
Lists Rags Reaping-Grimly • 0 Comments

Friday, October 10, 2008

SIGN ME UP!!!!
ANTM Rags TV • 1 Comments

Anna deigns to speak to the little people. +
Fluff Gossip Pictures Rags • 0 Comments

Wednesday, October 01, 2008

How bored are you? How stupid? How desperate to stand out in some way, any way you can?
Life Rags • 0 Comments

Monday, September 29, 2008

So does this mean we won't get to watch LiLo yell MORE LEGGINGS! while Nina cowers in horror?
Rags TV • 2 Comments

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

"Who needs blood when you've got lipstick?"
Art Buy-Me! Gossip Pictures Rags • 1 Comments

Gwyneth's GOOP.
Interwebs Rags • 1 Comments

Thursday, September 18, 2008

People Magazine weighs in on best-dressed
Lists Rags • 3 Comments

How excited are you about your political candidate? Equal opportunities exist to be a douchebag
Politics Rags • 3 Comments

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Thrift stores thriving, but running low on stock
Business Rags • 0 Comments

Sunday, September 14, 2008

Spoiler Alert: Project Runway hits Fashion Week
Rags TV • 0 Comments

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