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Monday, October 17, 2011

California Smoking
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Wednesday, October 12, 2011

The plight of the Chilean miners
Sad Update • 0 Comments

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Irish Presidential Race heats up, 7 candidates, & Ezra Yitzhak raped a boy of 15...
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Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Splash on the santorum! Don't ask, don't tell don't exist no more!
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Monday, August 29, 2011

Bachmann's "Message from God" re. Irene was just for "Jest" - death toll now at 35
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Sunday, August 07, 2011

Is that two dicks in your pants, or are you just having some fresh mutations in your DNA?
Geeky Nerd Health Life Update • 2 Comments

Sunday, July 17, 2011

Next update on the story we are all bored with - Rebekah Brooks arrested, may miss Parliament date
Beasties Crime Update • 0 Comments

Thursday, July 14, 2011

Oprah, who owns OWN, becomes OWN CEO
Katie-Couric TV Update • 0 Comments

Monday, July 04, 2011

To balance out our pet coverage, Basset Hounds Running
Beasties Life Update • 3 Comments

Sunday, June 26, 2011

LulzSec claims to have quit their activities, but then they would, wouldn't they?
Conspiranoia Crime Geeky Nerd Interwebs Update • 0 Comments

Thursday, June 16, 2011

Because I love them, it's a NEW JFK assassination assertion!
Conspiranoia History Reaping-Grimly Sad Update • 2 Comments

Monday, May 16, 2011

Trump won't run for President, but hair-piece can run for miles
Beasties Business Fluff Politics Update • 0 Comments

Tuesday, April 05, 2011

…but back oot fur the arts lovers!
Art Sex Update • 6 Comments

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Fountain faller being laughed "at," not "with" *
Update • 0 Comments

Friday, May 21, 2010

Slate calls bullsh!t on that dope-smoking chefs story I posted yesterday
Update • 1 Comments

Friday, January 29, 2010

What to do if you own one of those Toyotas and your car suddenly speeds up for no apparent reason
Update • 0 Comments

Friday, September 25, 2009

Update: Goodbye Awesome Lego House
Fat-as-Fuck! Sad Update • 1 Comments

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Introducing... Senator Al Franken
Politics Update • 1 Comments

Saturday, April 11, 2009

Hell no, no tax on my ho... Hell no, no tax on my ho... sing it!
Money Politics Sex Update • 1 Comments

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Blagojevich has a new gig - as a radio talk show host
Update • 1 Comments

Saturday, January 24, 2009

Miss World finalist no longer ready to compete
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Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Hitler and the 'lynns taken by Child Services.
Life Update • 3 Comments

Saturday, December 20, 2008

If only Muntadar al-Zeidi had thrown a Buick at Bush instead...
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Saturday, November 15, 2008

Ted Haggard is staging a comeback
Religion Sex Update Wretched • 3 Comments

Friday, November 14, 2008

The fake NY Times that was given away on Monday (on-line version)
Update • 0 Comments

Thursday, October 30, 2008

McCain volunteer makes deal in fake assault case
Update • 0 Comments

Friday, October 24, 2008

And it's official: Ashley Todd, victim of "B" on her cheek, did it herself
Foolhardy Katie-Couric Update • 2 Comments

Saturday, October 18, 2008

You Honor I plead bat sh!t crazy!
Crime Foolhardy Update • 0 Comments

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Mother of Caylee indicted; mother of mother of Caylee believes Caylee's alive still
Creepy Crime Update Wretched • 4 Comments

Wednesday, October 08, 2008

But he'll always be known as "the dude whose girlfriend was stuck on the toilet."
Money Update • 0 Comments

Wednesday, October 01, 2008

Let's check in on Eliot Spitzer
Life Politics Update • 2 Comments

Friday, September 26, 2008

It's on, bitches. *Googles for drinking game*
Politics Sir-Edward Update • 1 Comments

Monday, September 22, 2008

Woman whose dogs mauled neighbor gets 15 to life
Beasties Crime Update • 7 Comments

Friday, September 19, 2008

Todd Palin won't testify in "Trooperprobe"
Crime Politics Update • 7 Comments

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Madrid plane didn't deploy wing flaps +
Update Wretched Whoops! • 0 Comments

Monday, September 15, 2008

Man amazed that auto hounds refuse to pay $30,000 for his used, decrepit Chevy
Business Money Update • 0 Comments

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

More on the Sarah Palin book-banning controversy, from Kevin K.
Books Politics Update Video Wretched • 3 Comments

Sunday, August 31, 2008

Investigators say 3 year old Caylee is dead
Update • 5 Comments

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Remember that elderly lesbian couple that were the first to get wed in California? RIP Del Martin
Reaping-Grimly Update Wuv • 0 Comments

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Sorry conspiracists: fire caused collapse of WTC Building 7
Conspiranoia Update • 1 Comments

Friday, August 15, 2008

Bigfoot press conference a bust, unsurprisingly
Update Wretched • 1 Comments

Friday, August 08, 2008

Prince Chunk finds his kingdom.
Cats Update • 9 Comments

Friday, August 01, 2008

Times editors reply to that nasty letter from Giles Coren +
Update • 2 Comments

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Hey, remember the toilet lady?
Sad Update • 4 Comments

Sunday, July 06, 2008

Man completes balloon-powered lawn chair flight
Update • 0 Comments

Tuesday, June 03, 2008

Phoenix digs up possible ice on Mars
Science Update • 0 Comments

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Sen. Ted Kennedy has malignant brain tumor
Politics Sad Update • 4 Comments

Friday, May 16, 2008

Lori Drew indicted
Update • 0 Comments

Saturday, April 12, 2008

Christian Brando died from Pneumonia
Update • 0 Comments

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Speaking of apologies, Eliot Spitzer is resigning.
Politics Update • 8 Comments

Saturday, February 16, 2008

Steve Fossett still dead
Update • 0 Comments

Saturday, February 09, 2008

Micro-you.can.go.!@#-yoursoft
Shocker! Update War • 1 Comments

Wednesday, February 06, 2008

Britney free at last
Gossip Update Wretched • 4 Comments

Heath Ledger's death ruled an accidental overdose of prescription drugs
Booze/Pills/Candy Reaping-Grimly Sad Update • 4 Comments

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Sorry boys, America's Next First Lady will not be a tall redhead. +
Politics Update • 9 Comments

Explain the logic behind this one? +
Booze/Pills/Candy Politics Update • 3 Comments

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Regarding those married twins ...
Update • 0 Comments

Wednesday, January 09, 2008

Grateful prison escapee caught +
Crime Update • 0 Comments

Thursday, January 03, 2008

Prison break guard commits suicide
Crime Sad Update • 0 Comments

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

That's so 2003, Merriam Webster.
Update • 1 Comments

Monday, December 10, 2007

Death of Quiet Riot singer Kevin Dubrow ruled cocaine overdose
Update • 1 Comments

Friday, December 07, 2007

An update on the Drews: family shunned after MySpace hoax leads to suicide
Update Wretched • 0 Comments

Friday, November 16, 2007

$25,000 dessert came with less than appetizing garnishes
Beasties Eat-Me! Update • 0 Comments

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