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Links

Monday, January 02, 2012

Happy new year! (Now with added link!)
Conspiranoia Fat-Jerry Science World • 9 Comments

Sunday, December 11, 2011

Why do all the GOP Presidential candidates look like idiots?
Conspiranoia Politics Video • 0 Comments

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Why you never saw "The Cooler" at a theatre near you
Art Cinema Conspiranoia Eat-Me! Sex • 2 Comments

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

What happens when you get so successful you become a target?
Conspiranoia Geeky Nerd • 0 Comments

Friday, October 28, 2011

Sybil, was she a lie, was she a hoax, was she on LSD?
Booze/Pills/Candy Conspiranoia Science • 1 Comments

Monday, October 17, 2011

Lawyers and Bitches exposed
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Saturday, October 01, 2011

English school kids forced to smoke pot, not tobacco...
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Monday, September 12, 2011

How to beat terrorism: Refuse to be terrorized
Conspiranoia • 1 Comments

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

The power of the flash-mob: is any HoHo safe?
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Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Russ Armstrong is bloody well hung…
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Thursday, August 04, 2011

Yoga leads to giant pods, probable simulacra
Conspiranoia • 0 Comments

Wednesday, August 03, 2011

Mexico has problems with drug gangs using weapons bought in the US, so what does the NRA want?
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Sunday, July 31, 2011

Microsoft applies new concept of "Open"…
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AT&T seeks to throttle users, which is quite a turnaround on what's usually going on
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Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Yesterday was not a good day to be Anon.
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Thursday, July 14, 2011

Clemen's Prosecutor's curve-ball slapped foul by Judge.
Booze/Pills/Candy Conspiranoia Crime Sport • 1 Comments

A little late news: final "News of the World" sells out -- apt somehow
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Thursday, July 07, 2011

I now will only watch Independent Movies & listen to Indy Music
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Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Perverted TSA procedures hit the bottom (of 95-year-old diapered woman)
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Sunday, June 26, 2011

LulzSec claims to have quit their activities, but then they would, wouldn't they?
Conspiranoia Crime Geeky Nerd Interwebs Update • 0 Comments

Saturday, June 18, 2011

Has Democracy Failed Again?
Conspiranoia Crime Wretched • 0 Comments

Thursday, June 16, 2011

Because I love them, it's a NEW JFK assassination assertion!
Conspiranoia History Reaping-Grimly Sad Update • 2 Comments

Monday, May 30, 2011

Country fires one third of top police chiefs: guess which?
Conspiranoia Crime Life Politics • 0 Comments

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Big Brother (now not an option) may soon be mandatory in your vehicle
Conspiranoia Wretched • 1 Comments

Saturday, May 21, 2011

NEWSFLASH: China is NOT developing Botanical Weapons!
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Saturday, May 14, 2011

A Major Birther Believes in bin Laden's Death +
Conspiranoia Obama-rama! Politics • 0 Comments

Friday, April 08, 2011

Something stinks in Wisconsin, and it ain't just bad cheese.
Conspiranoia Fat-as-Fuck! Politics • 1 Comments

Sunday, April 03, 2011

So just how did that eBay seller get those Dyson vacuum cleaners?
Business Conspiranoia Crime Geeky Nerd Interwebs • 0 Comments

Sunday, March 27, 2011

Radio Free Russia +
Business Conspiranoia Sad TV Wretched World • 0 Comments

Friday, March 25, 2011

Liberty is being defeated. The (DHS) terrorists are winning.
Conspiranoia Politics Wretched • 0 Comments

So just what kind of 4G phone should we get? I sure don't know.
Business Buy-Me! Conspiranoia • 2 Comments

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Save the Date: 05-22-11 The Great Disappointment
Conspiranoia History Religion Science Shocker! World • 4 Comments

Sunday, March 06, 2011

It is almost time to bend over and kiss your ass good-bye.
Conspiranoia Foolhardy Wretched • 1 Comments

Friday, January 28, 2011

Since the "Birthers" won't go away, why not charge them $100 per head?
Conspiranoia Obama-rama! Politics • 0 Comments

Sunday, January 09, 2011

"Who killed JFK?" -- for wankers
Conspiranoia Crime • 0 Comments

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Iceland (and others) tells US spies to FOAD
Conspiranoia Crime Politics • 0 Comments

Friday, November 05, 2010

"Blue Fire" starts to make more sense… +
Conspiranoia Politics Reaping-Grimly War • 7 Comments

Friday, October 15, 2010

Christopher Monk may not be stalking Star Jones, but bureaucrats probably are
Conspiranoia • 1 Comments

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Forget the Monkeys: Piscene Immigrants Attack Innocent WASPess
Beasties Conspiranoia ROTM War • 2 Comments

California Brewers hate Pot, love Hops... +
Conspiranoia Creepy Life • 0 Comments

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Chip off the blockhead, not one off the wrist…
Conspiranoia Eat-Me! Politics Religion Sex • 0 Comments

Monday, August 30, 2010

FreedomWorks scare easily… +
Beasties Conspiranoia Politics • 1 Comments

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Has it really been 33 years? Thank you. Thank you very much.
Conspiranoia Fluff Reaping-Grimly • 0 Comments

Monday, August 02, 2010

Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, where, oh where did you go?
Conspiranoia • 0 Comments

Thursday, July 08, 2010

Swine flu is the means of saurians to chip people!
Conspiranoia • 2 Comments

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

So who in the Hell is in charge of this country?
Conspiranoia Fat-as-Fuck! Video • 3 Comments

The time to panic is now
Conspiranoia Fat-as-Fuck! Science Wretched • 1 Comments

Sunday, May 16, 2010

So how much will this make my cable bill go up?
Business Conspiranoia TV • 0 Comments

Friday, April 16, 2010

So what is the most convoluted scenario you can come up with?
Conspiranoia Creepy Crime Health History • 0 Comments

Thursday, April 15, 2010

Tea party cries into its ... well tea I suppose... +
The-"D"-Word Conspiranoia Creepy Politics • 3 Comments

Saturday, April 03, 2010

The 'Oil Crisis' is a sham.
Business Conspiranoia • 0 Comments

Saturday, March 27, 2010

Are your showers medicating the fish?
Beasties Booze/Pills/Candy Conspiranoia Whoops! World • 0 Comments

Tuesday, February 02, 2010

Is the iPad the end of an open internet? +
Business Conspiranoia Interwebs • 1 Comments

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

1 in 5 think Census is giant government conspiracy
Conspiranoia • 0 Comments

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Wow, just wow.
Conspiranoia • 1 Comments

Friday, December 18, 2009

Does Goldman Sachs control the government?
Business Conspiranoia Funny-Ha-Ha Politics • 0 Comments

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Are you iPhone users going to join the 'chokehold' on Friday?
Business Conspiranoia Geeky Nerd • 0 Comments

Monday, December 14, 2009

Drug Money Saved the Banks!
Conspiranoia Money • 1 Comments

Tuesday, December 01, 2009

'C.I.A. Manual of Trickery and Deception'
Conspiranoia • 1 Comments

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Honest, Your Honor, I only shot him 12 times. Check my permanent shot counter. +
Conspiranoia Crime Science • 0 Comments

Saturday, October 31, 2009

Could Fat Jerry pull off something like this today?
Conspiranoia History War • 0 Comments

Monday, September 21, 2009

Could that cute and curly light bulb be a cancer causing candlepower source?
Conspiranoia Health Science Video • 0 Comments

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Obama backs extending Patriot Act domestic spying provisions including 'lone wolf' provision
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