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Tuesday, February 02, 2010

Is the iPad the end of an open internet? +
Business Conspiranoia Interwebs • 1 Comments

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

1 in 5 think Census is giant government conspiracy
Conspiranoia • 0 Comments

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Wow, just wow.
Conspiranoia • 1 Comments

Friday, December 18, 2009

Does Goldman Sachs control the government?
Business Conspiranoia Funny-Ha-Ha Politics • 0 Comments

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Are you iPhone users going to join the 'chokehold' on Friday?
Business Conspiranoia Geeky Nerd • 0 Comments

Monday, December 14, 2009

Drug Money Saved the Banks!
Conspiranoia Money • 1 Comments

Tuesday, December 01, 2009

'C.I.A. Manual of Trickery and Deception'
Conspiranoia • 1 Comments

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Honest, Your Honor, I only shot him 12 times. Check my permanent shot counter. +
Conspiranoia Crime Science • 0 Comments

Saturday, October 31, 2009

Could Fat Jerry pull off something like this today?
Conspiranoia History War • 0 Comments

Monday, September 21, 2009

Could that cute and curly light bulb be a cancer causing candlepower source?
Conspiranoia Health Science Video • 0 Comments

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Obama backs extending Patriot Act domestic spying provisions including 'lone wolf' provision
Conspiranoia • 0 Comments

Tuesday, September 01, 2009

Sussex police launch investigation into death of Rolling Stone's guitarist Brian Jones*
Conspiranoia • 1 Comments

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

No wonder it is 'For Those Who Think Young' +
Buy-Me! Conspiranoia Foolhardy • 6 Comments

Friday, July 24, 2009

What type of clothing would you wear if you truly had free choice?
Conspiranoia Jerry-Up Politics Rags Religion • 3 Comments

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

How long until this happens in America, in your home town?
Conspiranoia Crime Fat-as-Fuck! Wretched • 0 Comments

Friday, July 10, 2009

Them damn Irish have been drinking WAY to much whiskey lately.
Conspiranoia Fat-as-Fuck! Foolhardy Politics Religion Wretched • 0 Comments

Thursday, July 02, 2009

New trial of the century: who killed Michael Jackson?
Conspiranoia • 0 Comments

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Is the Michael Jackson death a hoax?
Conspiranoia • 6 Comments

Friday, June 26, 2009

Chew on this: Today is the 35th anniversary of the UPC and the barcode.
Business Conspiranoia • 0 Comments

Sunday, June 14, 2009

Don't whack off with your Mac out...
Advice Conspiranoia Geeky Nerd • 0 Comments

Tuesday, June 09, 2009

David Carradine was murdered by a secret kung fu sect
Conspiranoia Foolhardy Sex • 8 Comments

Wednesday, June 03, 2009

600ft jellyfish crop circle found in Oxfordshire field
Conspiranoia • 0 Comments

Tuesday, June 02, 2009

Fat Jerry black ops swarm as its server link severed
Conspiranoia • 5 Comments

Monday, June 01, 2009

Russia is trying to steal the Northern Lights!
Conspiranoia Fluff Science World • 0 Comments

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

YouWank
Business Conspiranoia Sex • 1 Comments

Thursday, May 14, 2009

After death, fallen Chinese leader reveals Tiananmen secrets
Books Conspiranoia History • 0 Comments

Friday, May 08, 2009

The 2010 cencus, GPS, your front door, and the lunatic conspiracies.
Conspiranoia • 1 Comments

Tuesday, May 05, 2009

Trying to kick the morning coffee habit? This might help.
Advice Conspiranoia Creepy • 0 Comments

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Murder? (polo ponies tragedy in Florida) +
Beasties Conspiranoia Creepy Crime • 6 Comments

Monday, April 13, 2009

The local police must get 10-15 calls a day just about me.
Conspiranoia Crime • 0 Comments

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Suri Cruise to start five-days-a-week Scientology training
Conspiranoia Foolhardy • 0 Comments

Sunday, April 05, 2009

Who in the Hell is lying?
Conspiranoia • 3 Comments

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Meredith Vieira hires deer to graze Matt Lauer. (She should have hired a moose.)
Beasties Conspiranoia Katie-Couric • 0 Comments

Sunday, March 22, 2009

So just what are you feeding Fido and Fluffy?
Beasties Business Cats Conspiranoia Eat-Me! Wretched • 4 Comments

Saturday, March 07, 2009

A secret society?
Conspiranoia • 0 Comments

Sunday, March 01, 2009

Do you know why that cell phone is ringing in the movie theater? +
Conspiranoia Foolhardy • 4 Comments

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Only real boobs are allowed in the boxing ring.
Conspiranoia Fluff Sad • 3 Comments

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

"Dear Facebook, I'm just not that into you." "Tough titties, bitch."
Business Conspiranoia Interwebs • 2 Comments

Sunday, February 15, 2009

When in China, DON'T GET ON THAT BUS!
Advice Conspiranoia Creepy Pictures Reaping-Grimly Wretched • 1 Comments

Friday, January 30, 2009

Hot chick to 'ghetto' for waitress job
Conspiranoia Foolhardy Pictures • 4 Comments

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

What's on your ipod?
Conspiranoia • 0 Comments

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Since my last CD bombed I wonder if this will get me some attention +
Conspiranoia Foolhardy Music • 0 Comments

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Demokkkracy YAY! +
Conspiranoia Crime Wretched War World • 0 Comments

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Were you thinking of the future when you make your holiday purchases?
Buy-Me! Conspiranoia • 0 Comments

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Will the U.S. Senate open short a couple of members in January?
Conspiranoia Politics • 0 Comments

Sunday, December 21, 2008

Bush administration emails to be sent to the National Archives...+
Business Conspiranoia Interwebs Money Politics • 0 Comments

Friday, December 19, 2008

RIP "Deep Throat."
Conspiranoia Politics Reaping-Grimly • 0 Comments

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Just what kind of quagmire did we create in Iraq?
Conspiranoia Politics Wretched War • 2 Comments

Friday, December 12, 2008

I'm all for upholding the Constitution, but this is just ridiculous.
Conspiranoia Foolhardy Politics • 7 Comments

Stop the presses! Hell has frozen over!
Conspiranoia Eat-Me! Funny-Ha-Ha Science Shocker! • 1 Comments

Tuesday, December 09, 2008

Plague zombies. Spores from Outer Space. Giant robots. Nefarious Communists.+
Beasties Conspiranoia Music Pinch-Me! Video • 1 Comments

Monday, December 08, 2008

Is another one of them damn Kennedys heading into the US Senate?
Conspiranoia Politics • 0 Comments

Tuesday, December 02, 2008

Bush seeking amnesty for spying telecoms
Conspiranoia • 1 Comments

Friday, November 28, 2008

Thank God taxpayers have cash up the wa-zoo for bailouts
Business Conspiranoia Life Money • 7 Comments

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Are you thankful that Big Brother has been looking over our shoulders?
Conspiranoia Crime Newsflash! Wretched • 1 Comments

Government warns of NYC subway plot
Conspiranoia • 3 Comments

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

From the "gems found in blog comments sections" file... +
Conspiranoia Foolhardy Interwebs • 0 Comments

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

The U.S. lost, er, um, misplaced, a nuclear weapon under the ice of Greenland
Conspiranoia Shocker! War Whoops! World • 0 Comments

Friday, November 07, 2008

Chatting over tea on the park bench is anti-social behavior in the UK.
Conspiranoia Crime Fluff • 0 Comments

America, meet your new President Elect.
Conspiranoia Foolhardy Funny-Ha-Ha Obama-rama! Newsflash! Politics Wretched • 0 Comments

Friday, October 10, 2008

Are Republicans really sexier? Help change the Dems' image
Today's-Super-Fun-Activity Conspiranoia Fluff Pictures Politics • 0 Comments

Thursday, October 09, 2008

And even MORE Bacon
Conspiranoia Foolhardy Funny-Ha-Ha • 0 Comments

Wednesday, October 08, 2008

From the "I can't believe they got a book deal" files: the face of JT LeRoy.
Books Conspiranoia • 0 Comments

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