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When Tiger Woods loses focus, he really loses big
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Happy 2,500th birthday, marathon!
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Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Ethiopian runner wins Boston, shatters Boston record
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Tuesday, March 23, 2010

The secret life of the gay American basketball player
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Tuesday, March 02, 2010

Figure skaters who look like monsters
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Friday, February 19, 2010

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Ice dancing is best when kept in the family nest
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Sunday, February 07, 2010

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Friday, January 29, 2010

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Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Ohio, it erases your brain
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Thursday, December 17, 2009

Bengals WR Chris Henry dies after auto accident
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Friday, December 04, 2009

Photos of an abandoned ballpark
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What the Harvard-Yale game is like
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Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Dock Ellis & the LSD no-no
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Thursday, November 19, 2009

Gender-neutral runner allowed to keep gold medal and title; test results to be kept confidential
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Mega-marathoners: athletes or crazy people?
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Thursday, November 12, 2009

Redesigning the suckiest of NFL helmets
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Monday, November 09, 2009

Testicles and ice, that's nice
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Monday, November 02, 2009

The NYC marathon is over, and David Blaine still hasn't levitated over the finish line
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Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Derek Jeter is a horrible shortstop, and he's weird-looking
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Monday, October 19, 2009

Gators for-evah
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Thursday, October 15, 2009

French soccer group sides with gays over Muslims
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Tuesday, October 13, 2009

How different are dogfighting and football?
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Friday, October 02, 2009

Too bad, Chicago
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Tuesday, September 15, 2009

43 marathons in 51 days: how is Eddie Izzard doing it?
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Friday, September 11, 2009

South African runner turns out to be hermaphrodite after all
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Saturday, August 29, 2009

Triathlons for three-year-olds
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Monday, August 10, 2009

Most ridiculous exercise equipment of all time
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Friday, July 24, 2009

Ohio man, who has nothing better to do, gets left & right handed holes-in-one
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Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Who says you can't surf the east coast?
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Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Now pitching: #44
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Tuesday, July 07, 2009

Damn You Finland!
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Monday, July 06, 2009

The Chicago Cubs have a new owner
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Saturday, July 04, 2009

Do you think Joey Chestnut gets girls?
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Friday, July 03, 2009

Kobayashi enters the hot dog contest a weakened man; competitive eating is a dangerous business
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Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Baseball + Infographics = a perfect hit!
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Monday, June 22, 2009

And the current, having observed it, is especially strong today due to area storms
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Monday, June 08, 2009

A little known story behind today's National Football League.
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Tuesday, June 02, 2009

What is a gold medal worth?
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Thursday, May 28, 2009

What could possibly go wrong?
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Friday, May 15, 2009

Australia cracking down on its rugby players.
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Friday, May 08, 2009

Manny Ramirez suspended from MLB for trying to get pregnant? +
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Monday, May 04, 2009

How David Trumps Goliath: Strategic Innovation And The Importance of Effort over Ability
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Saturday, April 25, 2009

Where's Chuck Woolery when you need him? +
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