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Saturday, November 05, 2011


Should girl boxers wear skirts so they still look like ladies, making it, you know, HOTTER?
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Monday, October 17, 2011


Dan Wheldon well done
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Thursday, August 25, 2011


Which football team do you likely root for? a flowchart will help you decide
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Monday, August 22, 2011


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Saturday, July 16, 2011


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Thursday, July 14, 2011


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Wednesday, June 15, 2011


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Thursday, May 26, 2011


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Tuesday, April 26, 2011


... which doesn't explain attendance at Indians' games
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Friday, March 25, 2011


NFL players discover that not all 2-hour massages end happily
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Wednesday, March 23, 2011


A look into the Old Firm and it's surrounding culture
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Sunday, February 20, 2011


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Wednesday, February 09, 2011


The Fridge isn't running these days
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Tuesday, January 04, 2011


It could happen to you
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Wednesday, December 01, 2010


Real hunters don't shoot pets
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Monday, November 08, 2010


Yesterday was the NYC Marathon! Here's photos from the NYC Marathon of 1979.
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Sunday, October 31, 2010


Tiger Woods falls to #2
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Tuesday, October 26, 2010


Octopus Who Predicted World Cup Scores Gone To The Great Aquarium In The Sky
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Friday, October 15, 2010


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Saturday, October 09, 2010


Surfing in Cleveland
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Tuesday, October 05, 2010


Batters exploit the on-deck circle
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Thursday, September 16, 2010


No wonder, it's criminal to cheer for the Yankees!
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Wednesday, September 08, 2010


Sports' high hopes lead to big taxes
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Thursday, August 19, 2010


The plight of the minor league baseball player
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Thursday, August 12, 2010


Shaq has a day job (in which he poses as a little girl)
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Tuesday, August 10, 2010


When Tiger Woods loses focus, he really loses big
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Tuesday, July 13, 2010


R.i.P. George Steinbrenner
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The rise and fall of baseball cards
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Thursday, July 08, 2010


The great Japanese sumo wrestling scandal
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Wednesday, June 30, 2010


Introducing the Speed Sisters
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Thursday, June 24, 2010


American wins longest tennis match ever. Nobody cares.
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U.S. beats Algeria, heads to next round, celebrates in NY like they won the whole thing
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Wednesday, June 23, 2010


Hoping to cut down on youngsters' agony during Bicycle Week, scientists dump on a load of math
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Monday, June 21, 2010


Los Angelenos search for championship trophy among burning cars
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Thursday, June 10, 2010


Get ready for the World Cup! Get ready for vuvuzelas!
Sport • 0 Comments

Wednesday, June 02, 2010


Perfect baserunning path revealed: go for the boobs
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Monday, May 24, 2010


Yay for Caster Semenya
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Monday, May 03, 2010


Crazy woman runs crazy miles: 27 marathons in 27 days, and she's 63!
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Wednesday, April 21, 2010


Happy 2,500th birthday, marathon!
Sport • 0 Comments

Tuesday, April 20, 2010


Ethiopian runner wins Boston, shatters Boston record
Sport • 3 Comments

Tuesday, March 23, 2010


The secret life of the gay American basketball player
Sport • 2 Comments

Wednesday, March 03, 2010


Russia Olympic boss *steps down*, will receive special Polonium-210 medal of appreciation
Sport • 1 Comments

Tuesday, March 02, 2010


Figure skaters who look like monsters
Pictures Sport • 1 Comments

Friday, February 19, 2010


Is the most interesting Olympics event already over? (And who watched?) (Own up!)
Sport • 3 Comments

Ice dancing is best when kept in the family nest
Creepy Sport • 0 Comments

Sunday, February 07, 2010


New Orleans Saints beat Evil Indianapolis Colts 31-17 in best Superbowl evah
Sport • 5 Comments

Friday, January 29, 2010


CBS won't air innocent man-kiss ad during Superbowl
Business Sex Sport • 10 Comments

I'm doing everything wrong (but damn, it's cold out there)
Sport • 1 Comments

Friday, January 22, 2010


Conan (and Richter) invited to join the Washington Generals
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Friday, January 15, 2010


Why do so many winter Olympians have asthma?
Health Sport • 0 Comments

Thursday, January 14, 2010


Superstar athlete, before you hoist that barrel of Gatorade, win the game first
Foolhardy Katie-Couric Sport • 7 Comments

Tuesday, December 22, 2009


Ohio, it erases your brain
Foolhardy Sport • 0 Comments

Thursday, December 17, 2009


Bengals WR Chris Henry dies after auto accident
Reaping-Grimly Sport • 0 Comments

Friday, December 04, 2009


Photos of an abandoned ballpark
Sport • 0 Comments

Wednesday, December 02, 2009


What the Harvard-Yale game is like
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Tuesday, November 24, 2009


Dock Ellis & the LSD no-no
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Thursday, November 19, 2009


Gender-neutral runner allowed to keep gold medal and title; test results to be kept confidential
Sport • 0 Comments

Mega-marathoners: athletes or crazy people?
Sport • 0 Comments

Thursday, November 12, 2009


Redesigning the suckiest of NFL helmets
Art Sport • 5 Comments

Monday, November 09, 2009


Testicles and ice, that's nice
Sport Whoops! • 0 Comments

Monday, November 02, 2009


The NYC marathon is over, and David Blaine still hasn't levitated over the finish line
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