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Monday, July 06, 2009


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Tuesday, April 14, 2009


He's 'Outta here'
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Tuesday, April 07, 2009


UNC win delivers me second place in brackets (stupid Villanova! I cd've been first)
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Saturday, April 04, 2009


Freediver Sara Campbell breaks new record
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Friday, April 03, 2009


The average price of a Yankees home ticket was a major league-high $72.97
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Saturday, March 07, 2009


Bowling at the White House
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Tuesday, March 03, 2009


NFL Players Marquis Cooper and Corey Smith among three missing from small craft recovered off FL
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Friday, February 20, 2009


Don't f&*k with Liverpool fans
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Sunday, February 08, 2009


What if that wasn't a touchdown, that last catch in the superbowl?
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Thursday, February 05, 2009


Don't make fun of Jason Belmonte's two-handed bowling style--he'll beat your sweet @ss!
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Monday, February 02, 2009


Phelps busted for acting his age
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Steelers win Superbowl thanks to Holmes stretch, longest return in history
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Sunday, February 01, 2009


Obama says he wishes Arizona well (but is rooting for the Steelers)
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Thursday, January 22, 2009


Oldest former major leaguer Bill Werber
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Don't try this at home
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Friday, January 09, 2009


GATORS FOR-EVAH!
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Wednesday, January 07, 2009


Why I don't ski (careful@work)
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Sunday, January 04, 2009


New York's Ultimate Couch Potato
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Monday, December 29, 2008


We were all wrong! The Yankees are the Saviors of Major League Baseball.
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Monday, December 08, 2008


Eat this, Goatboy!
Sport • 4 Comments

Saturday, December 06, 2008


Architects aren't constructing buildings so much as skate parks
Art Sport • 1 Comments

Sunday, November 16, 2008


Obama starts with the things that matter most: replacing Gitmo w/ a college football 8-team playoff
Politics Sport • 0 Comments

Sunday, November 09, 2008


Good news for Moon and the rest of the WhiteSox fans
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Wednesday, November 05, 2008


Steve Gutenberg likes to train for the NYC marathon with no pants on
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Sunday, November 02, 2008


If you want to cross the marathon finish line, then you'd better register
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Wednesday, October 29, 2008


Philadelphia Phillies beat the Devil out of the Rays (and the White Sox, in a way)
Sport • 4 Comments

Tuesday, October 28, 2008


Condi Rice may have found a new job ... in a completely different line of work
Politics Sport • 3 Comments

Friday, October 24, 2008


Isiah Thomas okay after ODing on sleeping pills
Shocker! Sport • 6 Comments

Wednesday, October 22, 2008


Armstrong says he'll only race if he feels the love
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26,786 cheer-related injuries in U.S. emergency rooms in 2007
Health Sport • 3 Comments

Tuesday, October 21, 2008


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