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Wednesday, February 01, 2012

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Saturday, January 21, 2012

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New twist on "F@ck the pigs!"
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Saturday, December 31, 2011

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Friday, December 30, 2011

All hail the champion of the double standard!
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Thursday, December 29, 2011

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Sunday, December 18, 2011

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Wednesday, November 30, 2011

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Tuesday, November 29, 2011

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Thursday, November 24, 2011

UC Davis has upgrade the curriculum catalog!
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Saturday, November 12, 2011

New tax on fat bastards in Hungary implemented. Chance of adoption by US? Zero
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Wednesday, November 09, 2011

A great new way to tell time
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Monday, October 17, 2011

California Smoking
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Tuesday, October 11, 2011

ROAD TRIP! FatCon 2011 to be held in Japan!
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Tuesday, September 20, 2011

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Friday, September 16, 2011

Message in a bottle
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Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Minnesota is a Smoking State that is about to Freeze
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Friday, September 02, 2011

This is an example as why we need tax reform.
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Thursday, August 25, 2011

Church clues up: God ain't some spooky thing up in the air, and this life is the only one you get
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Wednesday, August 17, 2011

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Tuesday, August 09, 2011

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Thursday, August 04, 2011

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Thursday, July 28, 2011

Got a light?
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Tuesday, July 26, 2011

The "People of Walmart" video.
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Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Hitchens goes short and sweet about atheism in his final days
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Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Happy Birthday Spazmo
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Thursday, July 14, 2011

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Thursday, July 07, 2011

"Screws of the World" to close on Sunday! [Video]
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Monday, July 04, 2011

Was Shakespeare a stoner?
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Tuesday, June 28, 2011

India: Where Boys Will Be Boys, & Girls Will Be Boys Too.
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Thursday, June 23, 2011

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Thursday, June 16, 2011

New York Assembly increases number of people allowed to pursue happiness…
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Saturday, June 11, 2011

Hi Dad!
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Thursday, June 02, 2011

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So who decided this person was stable enough to be deputized?
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Wednesday, June 01, 2011

The end is over for Endeavor
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Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Nepal census recognizes ladyboys (an I suppose gentgirls) as third gender. Read comments for batshit
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Japanese elder engineers volunteer to assist with nuclear clean-up. Pretty amazing gesture.
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Tuesday, May 24, 2011

A Slideshow For Lip Lovers.
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Saturday, May 21, 2011

NEWSFLASH: China is NOT developing Botanical Weapons!
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Wednesday, May 18, 2011

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Monday, May 16, 2011

"Endeavor" ends era…
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Saturday, May 14, 2011

Abandoned soviet visions of the future in the former Yugoslavia
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Wednesday, May 11, 2011

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Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Have you bitten your Mayor lately?
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Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Roger Ebert: WINNER!
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Friday, April 08, 2011

Something stinks in Wisconsin, and it ain't just bad cheese.
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Monday, March 14, 2011

Happy Birthday Flockshock!
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Wednesday, March 09, 2011

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Friday, March 04, 2011

JFK Jr. is just as fun as you'd imagine!
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Would this be irony? Cruel fate? Stupidity at large? Fat Byork Dies!
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Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Inside Ralph Lauren's garage
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Sunday, January 09, 2011

Imagine: not just the courage of your convictions, but the courage to support those of others
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Tuesday, December 28, 2010

How Records Are Made
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Monday, December 20, 2010

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Sunday, December 19, 2010

Happy Birthday Dimmer! (One day late ...)
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Saturday, December 18, 2010

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