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Monday, March 14, 2011

Happy Birthday Flockshock!
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Wednesday, March 09, 2011

Illinois, I love you (and Pat Quinn) to death! Heroic, humane, and in hope
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Friday, March 04, 2011

JFK Jr. is just as fun as you'd imagine!
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Would this be irony? Cruel fate? Stupidity at large? Fat Byork Dies!
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Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Inside Ralph Lauren's garage
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Sunday, January 09, 2011

Imagine: not just the courage of your convictions, but the courage to support those of others
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Even 50,000 years ago, we'd still byork anything that moved +
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Tuesday, December 28, 2010

How Records Are Made
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Monday, December 20, 2010

Remember that Pepsi vote I nagged you to do for Arms Wide Open charity? +
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Sunday, December 19, 2010

Happy Birthday Dimmer! (One day late ...)
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Saturday, December 18, 2010

Ask! Tell!
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Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Never lose your iPod Nano again. Very cool product.
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Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Voyager leaves solar system, Star Trek: The Motion Picture baddie in place
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Monday, December 13, 2010

Get your Chthulu on! Every Lovecraft book available for free download.
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Monday, December 06, 2010

And this will be allowed to continue under the new compromise.
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Tuesday, November 02, 2010

Is this how the politicians fool us when they speak?
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Tuesday, October 19, 2010

City Councilman does his best Dick Cheney impression
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Sunday, October 03, 2010

Happy Birthday Balderdash!
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Tuesday, September 07, 2010

World's shortest midget!
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Thursday, August 19, 2010

Whisky: is there anything it can't cure? +
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Monday, July 26, 2010

Can Fat Jerry help this guy get elected?
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Thursday, July 15, 2010

Sarah Palin's Facebook page is bought and paid for.
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Tuesday, July 13, 2010

History of creation, in wall-painted animation
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Friday, July 09, 2010

Finally a web-filter I can believe in!
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Thursday, July 08, 2010

This is what happens when you give a turtle ecstacy.
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Thursday, July 01, 2010

Panera Bread opens restaurant with new "pay what you can" model
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Tuesday, June 15, 2010

So who in the Hell is in charge of this country?
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The time to panic is now
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Saturday, June 05, 2010

"Well we know where we're (not) going, and we don't know where we've been."
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Sunday, May 16, 2010

Your good deed for the day: sign up to be a bone marrow donor, save a life.
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Wednesday, May 05, 2010

Five cool indie games for whatever you'd like to pay... +
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Tuesday, May 04, 2010

Electron Boy to the rescue!
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Saturday, April 03, 2010

Colonel Sanders is trying to get you to join him on the other side.
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Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Rivers seen from space
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Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Miniature WWII
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Thursday, March 11, 2010

The ultimate treehouse
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Wednesday, February 24, 2010

NYU prof schools MBA student in the refined art of the email bitch slap
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Friday, February 05, 2010

There is nothing like a little bit of quality father/daughter time.
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Tuesday, February 02, 2010

New species of tyrannosaur discovered in Southwest
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Thursday, January 21, 2010

Finally! Lady Penelope will have her HDTV dreamboat series!
Fat-as-Fuck! Shocker! TV Wretched • 1 Comments

Monday, January 18, 2010

Highway billboard hacking reaches its logical conclusion in Moscow
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Saturday, January 16, 2010

Finally I get my own punctuation marked...
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Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Strange worlds (tiny models of dramatic nature scenes)
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Friday, January 08, 2010

Just because you are a cop doesn't mean you are smart
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Wednesday, January 06, 2010

Scientists discover a new crab, then kill it
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Tuesday, January 05, 2010

Coming soon to a theater near you: Ed Gein, The Musical!
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Saturday, January 02, 2010

Presidential hopeful gets shot down by County Judge
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Friday, December 18, 2009

"I consider myself a refined valley dude"
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Thursday, December 10, 2009

I think Fat Jerry wants one of these for Christmas
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Sunday, November 29, 2009

Because you always need more Koolaid
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Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Is Fox News going to go legit?
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Wednesday, November 18, 2009

What to do about the death of print? Throw an after party!
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Friday, November 13, 2009

It's presidential raincoat weather
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Thursday, November 12, 2009

Shark cesarean?
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Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Introducing the Bugatti sedan
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Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Colonel Sanders is alive and well, and shaking hands in the U.N.
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Saturday, October 24, 2009

A video history of the American marketing of crapola.
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Friday, October 16, 2009

Reinvented Movie Posters
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Tuesday, October 13, 2009

The boy who harnessed the wind is more awesome than any of us
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Friday, October 02, 2009

I wouldn't buy this calendar even if all the female models were naked.
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Saturday, September 26, 2009

Ukranian Girl Gang Uses Medieval Weapons
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Friday, September 25, 2009

Update: Goodbye Awesome Lego House
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Friday, September 18, 2009

Are you 'Dead Tired' when you get home from work? Here is the couch for you. +
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