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Post-war years are always kind of odd. You really don’t know what to do with yourself. You don’t have troops to support, you don’t have an Axis of Evil to hate, and after WWII, you could even stop pretending that you liked your Jewish neighbors, if indeed you were a goyim of little brain and big thoughts bothered you. After The Great War (WWI) we were assumed that we would never have to go to war again ever because that was nasty, stupid, and to all intents and purposes futile. Following The Really Super Smashing War (WWII) we again had the expectation that wars, as we knew them, would blow the entire planet out it’s own ass. Oddly enough, it was this same theory of Mutually Assured Destruction which had led to WWI, but hey, who knows their history these days? But in in46 to 1949, life was kinda interesting: no great depression, no need for a new deal, people had jobs, money, housing and a booming faith in the science that had indeed ended the war in two quick uppercuts. Science itself however had kinda found itself at a loose end. You don’t need atom bombs as much? You don’t need new tanks, new ships, new drugs to keep the baseline troops trooping? It seemed for a brief moment that perhaps we had to have perpetual war, that we had to have an enemy, that we …

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