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Tuesday, November 29, 2011


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Friday, November 25, 2011


For next year: the Thanksgiving seating chart
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Pepper spray reviews
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Thursday, November 24, 2011


UC Davis has upgrade the curriculum catalog!
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Saturday, November 05, 2011


Messages from Dr. Abravenel
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Wednesday, October 26, 2011


…and still more shit for the kids (dog shit included)!
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Can't decide what to get the kids for the holidays, how about dog shit?
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Sunday, October 23, 2011


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Sunday, October 16, 2011


Stereos and AC are for hippies (or How to sell your car)
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Sunday, October 09, 2011


Why a man shouldn't do a hot 'CHICK' in a parked car
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Thursday, September 15, 2011


The Perils of Lesbianality. (A tad of caution please.)
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Wednesday, August 17, 2011


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Tuesday, July 26, 2011


The "People of Walmart" video.
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Tuesday, June 21, 2011


The Fish with Angelina Jolie Lips
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Saturday, June 11, 2011


Parrot neither dead nor resting
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Saturday, June 04, 2011


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Thursday, June 02, 2011


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Tuesday, May 31, 2011


Some people are just not in on the joke
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Smokin' Cat!
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Sunday, May 08, 2011


Prank your friends - the classics!
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Tuesday, May 03, 2011


Bin Laden's compound gets mixed reviews
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Tuesday, April 26, 2011


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Roger Ebert: WINNER!
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Thursday, April 21, 2011


Workshopping David Foster Wallace+
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Thursday, March 31, 2011


Something that has been burning in my craw for a long time now
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Wednesday, March 30, 2011


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Jimmy Dean better beef up its sausage, or Texans ain't having it
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Thursday, March 03, 2011


More fun with Charlie Sheen quotes
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Sunday, February 27, 2011


I can has rehab
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Monday, February 21, 2011


"Celebrate our Military Day" part two
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Friday, February 18, 2011


The mechanisms of jokes
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Thursday, February 03, 2011


The best of sexual harassment stock photography: feel free to add your own!
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Tuesday, February 01, 2011


Damn you autocorrect!
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Thursday, January 20, 2011


Whatever happened to the art of slapstick?
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Saturday, January 15, 2011


Things real people don't say about advertising
Business Funny-Ha-Ha Pictures • 1 Comments

Friday, January 14, 2011


The Rosetta Stone for New Yorker cartoons
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Thursday, December 23, 2010


The year Kenny Loggins ruined Christmas
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Tuesday, December 21, 2010


Larry David is looking forward to the tax cut (and blueberries, TV, beds)
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Friday, December 03, 2010


Welcome back, Get Your War On
Art Funny-Ha-Ha Politics • 1 Comments

Wednesday, December 01, 2010


Hand-drawn erotic photo hunt
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Thursday, November 18, 2010


Watching Sarah Palin's show with people who hate her as much as you do
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Wednesday, November 17, 2010


Because it's so much better this way
Books Funny-Ha-Ha • 0 Comments

Tuesday, November 02, 2010


Is this how the politicians fool us when they speak?
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Monday, October 11, 2010


If you do this in an email, I hate you too
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Wednesday, August 25, 2010


Best jokes out of the Edinburgh Fringe festival--explained
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Friday, August 20, 2010


Can we date?
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Cat hates Justin Bieber
Cats Funny-Ha-Ha Video • 1 Comments

Tuesday, August 10, 2010


The future, diagrammed
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Monday, August 09, 2010


New Yorker cartoons captioned with Kanye West's tweets
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Tuesday, August 03, 2010


David Foster Wallace's famous, hilarious, and definitive Harper's article about the luxury cruise
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Tuesday, July 27, 2010


Superheroes vs. Westboro Baptist Church
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Friday, July 16, 2010


Circumstances when whipping it should be considered
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Wednesday, July 07, 2010


The Daily Show women respond to Jezebel's inadequately researched piece about their sexist workplace
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Tuesday, July 06, 2010


Best Buy has no sense of humor.
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Tuesday, June 29, 2010


Now This is art
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Thursday, June 17, 2010


A word from Comic Sans
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Monday, June 07, 2010


Great personal letter from Steve Martin
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Tuesday, May 25, 2010


Heidi's prayer
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Tuesday, May 18, 2010


Your new college grad: a parents' guide
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Tuesday, May 04, 2010


Making the most of your credit card concierge service +
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Wednesday, April 14, 2010


Um, congrats, you won third in ... that.
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Saturday, April 03, 2010


"We give up. We strongly suspect the extra 'S' was a typo anyway."
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Thursday, April 01, 2010


Take that, Glenn Beck fans!
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