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How exhibitionists learn their trade
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How Google works
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Tuesday, November 09, 2010

How the street-smart urban teen uses Facebook
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Thursday, October 28, 2010

More on those OkCupid discoveries
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Friday, October 15, 2010

If you're looking for a job, do not post your letters to Star Jones
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What gay people like, as evidenced by OkCupid
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Monday, October 11, 2010

If you do this in an email, I hate you too
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Thursday, September 09, 2010

Analyzing a dating site to extract racial profiles
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Friday, August 27, 2010

HighStranger.com: eHarmony for stoners or virtual fishing pond for the DEA
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Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Online dating tells us a lot about the laws of attraction
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Monday, July 26, 2010

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Friday, July 23, 2010

Making friends through gaming
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The Web means the end of forgetting
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Thursday, July 22, 2010

Playboy launches work-safe website
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Tuesday, July 20, 2010

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Monday, July 19, 2010

Facebook brings your grades up
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Friday, July 16, 2010

"Call it Pornistan"
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The big lies people tell in online dating
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Thursday, July 15, 2010

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Wednesday, June 23, 2010

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Friday, June 11, 2010

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Friday, June 04, 2010

Should hyperlinks be pushed to the footnotes?
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Friday, May 28, 2010

Quit googling yourself, it's not polite
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Thursday, May 20, 2010

Facebook terrifies me now
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Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Group plans "Quit Facebook Day"
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Monday, May 17, 2010

Facebook founder losing Facebook friends
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Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Ferris Bueller's Day off played out live on Twitter and Foursquare
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Tuesday, April 27, 2010

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Monday, April 19, 2010

Anne Frank has a Facebook page?
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Sunday, April 18, 2010

Facebook yanks Bin Laden's fan page
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Wednesday, March 31, 2010

What happens when you Google someone who's remotely famous?
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Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Useful for you: test the strength of your passwords here
Interactive Interwebs • 2 Comments

Friday, March 12, 2010

The birth of Facebook
History Interwebs • 0 Comments

Vintage ads from the early days of the Interwebs
History Interwebs • 4 Comments

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

The Interwebs will be faster than ever
Geeky Nerd Interwebs • 6 Comments

Tuesday, March 02, 2010

The Dalai Lama twitters. Really.
Interwebs • 0 Comments

Friday, February 26, 2010

"The correct spelling of "Spider-Man" takes a hyphen. Knowing this is why we can't get dates."
Funny-Ha-Ha Geeky Nerd Interwebs • 0 Comments

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Find a church that fits
Interwebs Religion • 0 Comments

Friday, February 19, 2010

Man willingly kills brain cells for wife (no booze involved!)
Cinema Creepy Interwebs Katie-Couric Wretched • 0 Comments

Saturday, February 13, 2010

Google to run Yale e-mail
Interwebs • 0 Comments

Thursday, February 11, 2010

The Internet killed the neighborhood busybody
Interwebs Life • 0 Comments

Thursday, February 04, 2010

Record some sounds in your neck of the woods, then add them to the map
Geeky Nerd Interactive Interwebs • 0 Comments

Yeah, well, kids, you're all going to Ohio State, if you're lucky
Interwebs • 0 Comments

Tuesday, February 02, 2010

Craigslist deal of the day, if you happen to be missing your left nut
Creepy Interwebs • 0 Comments

Is the iPad the end of an open internet? +
Business Conspiranoia Interwebs • 1 Comments

Monday, February 01, 2010

Latest Internet meme, in case we haven't talked about this yet
Interwebs • 0 Comments

Sunday, January 31, 2010

U.K. to get broadband cable by the time something else rolls around
Interwebs • 2 Comments

Monday, January 25, 2010

Looking to score online? Forget that photo of your six-pack
Interwebs Science • 1 Comments

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

NY Times to start charging for website access in 2011 -- for frequent readers only
Business Interwebs • 2 Comments

The lengths people will go to to cure Internet addiction in China
Interwebs World • 0 Comments

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Inside Facebook with a Facebook employee
Interwebs Work • 0 Comments

Tuesday, January 05, 2010

Star Wars on Facebook
Cinema Interwebs • 0 Comments

Fun with lines
Art Interwebs • 0 Comments

Monday, January 04, 2010

Put down the eggnog, fatty
Geeky Nerd Interwebs • 1 Comments

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Need a job? Looking for a "Twitter Genius..."
Interwebs Work • 0 Comments

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Man Googles baby into the world
Interwebs Life • 0 Comments

Health Insurers paying Facebookers to write angry letters for them
Interwebs Politics Wretched • 0 Comments

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Florida actually makes a law prohibiting something other than gay marriage
Interwebs • 1 Comments

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