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Wednesday, August 17, 2011

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Sunday, August 07, 2011

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Wednesday, August 03, 2011

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Thursday, July 28, 2011

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Saturday, June 18, 2011

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Monday, June 13, 2011

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Saturday, May 28, 2011

Dutch government sends tourist trade up in smoke
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Tuesday, April 26, 2011

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Wednesday, April 06, 2011

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Sunday, March 06, 2011

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Saturday, December 18, 2010

Ask! Tell!
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Wednesday, February 10, 2010

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Tuesday, December 09, 2008

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Sunday, November 30, 2008

November 31, we mostly made it....
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That would make this... Miocene Park or something?
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Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Microsoft makes a promise!
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Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Postwoman catches falling baby
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Tuesday, April 01, 2008

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Tuesday, March 25, 2008

George Michael to tour US for first time in 17 years +
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Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Leonard Cohen is going on tour. I now have a reason to live.
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Friday, March 07, 2008

The next, soon-to-be-late Bond Girl
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Monday, February 18, 2008

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Friday, January 25, 2008

Miss America to become butt of Reality TV joke
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Thursday, January 24, 2008

A big step toward artificial life
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Wednesday, January 23, 2008

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Friday, January 11, 2008

OJ soon to be juiced
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Monday, December 31, 2007

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Friday, December 07, 2007

Suburban sex parties draw complaints fron neighbors in [edit]
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Sunday, October 14, 2007

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Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Altogether now, ha ha!
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Google Sponsors Lunar X PRIZE to Create a Space Race
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Wednesday, September 05, 2007

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Tuesday, August 07, 2007

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Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Cancer cells can be made to kill themselves
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Thursday, June 28, 2007

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Wednesday, June 27, 2007

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Monday, May 21, 2007

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Wednesday, May 16, 2007

ANTM finale tonight! (includes poll-tastic fun!)
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