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Thursday, February 18, 2010

Beware of suicidal pilots
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Friday, November 27, 2009

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Number one magazine of millionaires and wannabe foodies to shut its doors.
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Update: Goodbye Awesome Lego House
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Axolotl verges on wild extinction
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Richard Hatch is a broke and bitter man
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Wednesday, August 05, 2009

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Wednesday, July 15, 2009

India's Tiger Park has run out of tigers
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Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Two shot at Holocaust museum by crazy old supremacist guy
Crime Sad Wretched • 24 Comments

Monday, June 01, 2009

The end of a sad lonely life
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Saturday, May 30, 2009

Scientist who claimed sun doesn't revolve around women fearfully apologizes to church of Jezebel
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Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Tooth and (previously) nailed
Beasties Business Sad Sex • 4 Comments

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Do you wish you could just be left alone with your sadness?
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Saturday, May 09, 2009

Ryan O'Neal offers grim outlook on Farrah Fawcett +
Health Life Sad • 11 Comments

Friday, May 08, 2009

Ford goes for the patriotic/rebel approach to sell cars. Is this good or bad? (wmv download)+
Business Creepy Sad Video Wretched War • 0 Comments

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

23-month old Texas child is first U.S. swine flu mortality
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Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Freddie Mac Exec dead by suicide
Business Sad • 4 Comments

Monday, April 13, 2009

Dork Yearbook
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Thursday, April 09, 2009

Never mess with a Renaissance Faire
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Tuesday, April 07, 2009

This could present a pretty big problem
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Thursday, April 02, 2009

At least she didn't have 100 cats
Reaping-Grimly Sad • 1 Comments

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Die young and leave a beautiful plastic surgery body
Foolhardy Health Sad • 4 Comments

Sunday, March 15, 2009

What a horrible way to die
Sad Whoops! • 11 Comments

Jim Jones would be proud
Foolhardy Sad Whoops! • 0 Comments

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Does no one at the Vatican really know how to use Google?
Religion Sad • 3 Comments

Sunday, March 08, 2009

Forget flogging a dead horse, try balling a dead goat...
Beasties Creepy Gossip Politics Sad Sex • 3 Comments

Wednesday, March 04, 2009

Portland named unhappiest city in America
Life Sad • 3 Comments

Tuesday, March 03, 2009

NFL Players Marquis Cooper and Corey Smith among three missing from small craft recovered off FL
Sad Sport • 3 Comments

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Antidepressants may thwart quest for true love
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Sunday, February 22, 2009

Plasma runs out of plasma
Sad Science TV • 5 Comments

Friday, February 20, 2009

Worst. Death. Ever. (OK, headline might not be S@W)
Reaping-Grimly Sad Shocker! Wretched Whoops! • 8 Comments

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Only real boobs are allowed in the boxing ring.
Conspiranoia Fluff Sad • 3 Comments

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Celebrity chimp had had enough, just couldn't take it anymore
Beasties Sad Wretched • 1 Comments

Friday, February 13, 2009

Plane crashes into house near Buffalo, kills 49
Newsflash! Sad • 2 Comments

Sunday, February 08, 2009

F stands for Florida, and Foreclosure
Life Money Sad • 5 Comments

Thursday, February 05, 2009

Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg has pancreatic cancer
Newsflash! Sad • 0 Comments

Maggie Thatcher's daughter a racist? Who could ever have guessed? +
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Man who froze to death was one stubborn cookie
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