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Thursday, February 18, 2010


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Tuesday, January 05, 2010


Georgia, you ain't no peach
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Tuesday, December 15, 2009


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Thursday, December 10, 2009


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Friday, November 27, 2009


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Wednesday, November 18, 2009


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MJ's molestation accuser's father kills himself after life of assaults and bizarre behavior
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Thursday, October 29, 2009


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When you are old, you get all the drugs you want, as long as you don't complain about the pudding
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Monday, October 05, 2009


Number one magazine of millionaires and wannabe foodies to shut its doors.
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Tuesday, September 29, 2009


Bees!
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Friday, September 25, 2009


Update: Goodbye Awesome Lego House
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Wednesday, September 16, 2009


I wonder if Obama will get involved in this incident of racism? +
Sad Wretched • 19 Comments

Saturday, September 05, 2009


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Thursday, August 27, 2009


Axolotl verges on wild extinction
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Tuesday, August 18, 2009


Richard Hatch is a broke and bitter man
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Saturday, August 08, 2009


Blackwater head honcho accused of murder, crusading, and ... well he just sucks
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Wednesday, August 05, 2009


Psycho goes loose on gym aerobics class
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Wednesday, July 15, 2009


India's Tiger Park has run out of tigers
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Wednesday, June 10, 2009


Two shot at Holocaust museum by crazy old supremacist guy
Crime Sad Wretched • 24 Comments

Monday, June 01, 2009


The end of a sad lonely life
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Saturday, May 30, 2009


Scientist who claimed sun doesn't revolve around women fearfully apologizes to church of Jezebel
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Wednesday, May 27, 2009


Tooth and (previously) nailed
Beasties Business Sad Sex • 4 Comments

Sunday, May 17, 2009


Do you wish you could just be left alone with your sadness?
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Saturday, May 09, 2009


Ryan O'Neal offers grim outlook on Farrah Fawcett +
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Friday, May 08, 2009


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Wednesday, April 29, 2009


23-month old Texas child is first U.S. swine flu mortality
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Wednesday, April 22, 2009


Freddie Mac Exec dead by suicide
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Monday, April 13, 2009


Dork Yearbook
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Thursday, April 09, 2009


Never mess with a Renaissance Faire
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Tuesday, April 07, 2009


This could present a pretty big problem
Booze/Pills/Candy Health Sad Whoops! • 0 Comments

Thursday, April 02, 2009


At least she didn't have 100 cats
Reaping-Grimly Sad • 1 Comments

Tuesday, March 24, 2009


Die young and leave a beautiful plastic surgery body
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Sunday, March 15, 2009


What a horrible way to die
Sad Whoops! • 11 Comments

Jim Jones would be proud
Foolhardy Sad Whoops! • 0 Comments

Thursday, March 12, 2009


Does no one at the Vatican really know how to use Google?
Religion Sad • 3 Comments

Sunday, March 08, 2009


Forget flogging a dead horse, try balling a dead goat...
Beasties Creepy Gossip Politics Sad Sex • 3 Comments

Wednesday, March 04, 2009


Portland named unhappiest city in America
Life Sad • 3 Comments

Tuesday, March 03, 2009


NFL Players Marquis Cooper and Corey Smith among three missing from small craft recovered off FL
Sad Sport • 3 Comments

Wednesday, February 25, 2009


Antidepressants may thwart quest for true love
Sad • 2 Comments

Sunday, February 22, 2009


Plasma runs out of plasma
Sad Science TV • 5 Comments

Friday, February 20, 2009


Worst. Death. Ever. (OK, headline might not be S@W)
Reaping-Grimly Sad Shocker! Wretched Whoops! • 8 Comments

Wednesday, February 18, 2009


Only real boobs are allowed in the boxing ring.
Conspiranoia Fluff Sad • 3 Comments

Tuesday, February 17, 2009


Celebrity chimp had had enough, just couldn't take it anymore
Beasties Sad Wretched • 1 Comments

Friday, February 13, 2009


Plane crashes into house near Buffalo, kills 49
Newsflash! Sad • 2 Comments

Sunday, February 08, 2009


F stands for Florida, and Foreclosure
Life Money Sad • 5 Comments

Thursday, February 05, 2009


Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg has pancreatic cancer
Newsflash! Sad • 0 Comments

Maggie Thatcher's daughter a racist? Who could ever have guessed? +
Foolhardy Sad Shocker! • 0 Comments

Man who froze to death was one stubborn cookie
Sad • 0 Comments

Wednesday, February 04, 2009


Hey sad sack, think fast!
Fat-as-Fuck! Sad Science • 0 Comments

Sunday, February 01, 2009


FEMA was still a no-show days after the storm
Life Sad Wretched • 0 Comments

Thursday, January 29, 2009


More whole-family tragedy, this time in Ohio
Reaping-Grimly Sad Shocker! • 0 Comments

Tuesday, January 27, 2009


Who is to blame?
Jerry-Up Sad Wretched • 0 Comments

Saturday, January 24, 2009


Miss World finalist no longer ready to compete
Reaping-Grimly Sad Update • 0 Comments

Terribly sad news from Belgium
Sad Wretched World • 1 Comments

Friday, January 23, 2009


It's a sad day for whales
Beasties Reaping-Grimly Sad • 0 Comments

Thursday, January 22, 2009


Miss World finalist's life suddenly not so beautiful
Sad • 2 Comments

Tuesday, January 13, 2009


My dinners with Dubya
Eat-Me! Life Politics Sad Sex • 4 Comments

Zoos, aquariums get the ax in the fun-loving year of '09
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