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Saturday, January 21, 2012

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Tuesday, December 06, 2011

Newt plays his Regain moment -- may live to forget it
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She could not tell the difference between the runway and a runway
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Thursday, December 01, 2011

Christ, what assholes: Kentucky still hates blacks and the lovers of same
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Wednesday, November 30, 2011

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Thursday, November 24, 2011

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Saturday, November 12, 2011

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Kochs are Kunts -- a family history
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Saturday, November 05, 2011

Hold the phone! (tightly)
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Wednesday, October 26, 2011

…and still more shit for the kids (dog shit included)!
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Imbecilic schmear of OWS as anti-semitic fails to stick
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Amy Wined Herself Into That House in Heaven
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Monday, October 24, 2011

Libya moves from eccentric but secular leader to eccentric Sharia Law loving leader
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Sunday, October 23, 2011

The death of an Empire
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Wednesday, October 12, 2011

The plight of the Chilean miners
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Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Death of Hope
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Irish Presidential Race heats up, 7 candidates, & Ezra Yitzhak raped a boy of 15...
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Monday, September 26, 2011

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Tuesday, September 20, 2011

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Saturday, September 10, 2011

"Rudie Says: Don't Relax!"
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Sunday, September 04, 2011

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Thursday, September 01, 2011

A ride for a ride?
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Wednesday, August 31, 2011

UK has cool, cool summer
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Wednesday, August 24, 2011

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Wednesday, August 17, 2011

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Tuesday, August 09, 2011

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Sunday, August 07, 2011

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"Mommy, what's a PodCast?"
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If you are going to San Francisco, make sure you are a whiny little sod
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Saturday, August 06, 2011

At least they made movies about radiation monsters, so they should be ok…
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Thursday, August 04, 2011

Sick freaks go international: Westboro baptist church heads to Norway with hate under their wings
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Sunday, July 31, 2011

Snooker club snookered…
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Microsoft applies new concept of "Open"…
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Are Internet Explorer users dumb? Is that even a question?
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Warning: flying in replicas of really old planes can be hazardous to your health
History Life Reaping-Grimly Sad Travel • 2 Comments

Thursday, July 28, 2011

From advertising chocolate bars to a (probable) life behind bars
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Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Political discourse levels out with new Tea Party electees
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Thursday, July 14, 2011

Lori Klein: Gun nut goes nuts with gun [fixed]
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Wednesday, July 06, 2011

Another reason to get your newborn circumcised? To avoid three vaccination shots…
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Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Perverted TSA procedures hit the bottom (of 95-year-old diapered woman)
Conspiranoia Creepy Sad Wretched • 1 Comments

Sunday, June 26, 2011

Google still in the closet, but if you know the password it's tea bagging / coffee bagging galore!
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Saturday, June 25, 2011

"…due to spiralling maintenance costs and a kid losing its arm…"
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Thursday, June 23, 2011

Who the phyuck needs physics anyway?
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Wednesday, June 22, 2011

They're not-so-great!
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Sunday, June 19, 2011

Say it ain't so, Sid...
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Saturday, June 18, 2011

"The Edge" loses the Malibu Costal Edge. First SpiderPan, now this?
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Thursday, June 16, 2011

US vows to "Capture and Kill" new al Queda leader - great to see we are on the path to peace already
Creepy Foolhardy History Politics Reaping-Grimly Sad Wretched War World • 6 Comments

Things that don't mix: Presidential candidates and sex
Beasties Creepy Sad Sex Shocker! Wretched • 0 Comments

The sadly inevitable headline: Ant Weiner steps down to "spend more time with his cock"
Politics Sad Sex Wretched • 10 Comments

Because I love them, it's a NEW JFK assassination assertion!
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Monday, June 13, 2011

Get your rocks off (or other bits) in North Carolina!
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Friday, June 10, 2011

…and then the zombies came, and what did the council do about it? Nothing as usual
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Thursday, June 02, 2011

So who decided this person was stable enough to be deputized?
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Wednesday, June 01, 2011

The end is over for Endeavor
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Worst kept secret: Birthers don't just dislike Obama -- it's anyone with immigrant blood
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Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Racist, ridiculous, tactless and Regent
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Japanese elder engineers volunteer to assist with nuclear clean-up. Pretty amazing gesture.
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Paranoia, mis-information, and stupidy hit Germany: sadly, we all suffer as a result
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Saturday, May 28, 2011

"In the Navy" to be dropped from Village People tribute bands repertoire
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Dutch government sends tourist trade up in smoke
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Thursday, May 26, 2011

Joplin: aerial before and after
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