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Sunday, June 26, 2011

Google still in the closet, but if you know the password it's tea bagging / coffee bagging galore!
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Saturday, June 25, 2011

"…due to spiralling maintenance costs and a kid losing its arm…"
Creepy Play-Me! Pictures Sad World • 2 Comments

Thursday, June 23, 2011

Who the phyuck needs physics anyway?
Skool Fluff Geeky Nerd Life Money Sad Science • 1 Comments

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

They're not-so-great!
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Sunday, June 19, 2011

Say it ain't so, Sid...
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Saturday, June 18, 2011

"The Edge" loses the Malibu Costal Edge. First SpiderPan, now this?
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Thursday, June 16, 2011

US vows to "Capture and Kill" new al Queda leader - great to see we are on the path to peace already
Creepy Foolhardy History Politics Reaping-Grimly Sad Wretched War World • 6 Comments

Things that don't mix: Presidential candidates and sex
Beasties Creepy Sad Sex Shocker! Wretched • 0 Comments

The sadly inevitable headline: Ant Weiner steps down to "spend more time with his cock"
Politics Sad Sex Wretched • 10 Comments

Because I love them, it's a NEW JFK assassination assertion!
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Monday, June 13, 2011

Get your rocks off (or other bits) in North Carolina!
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Friday, June 10, 2011

…and then the zombies came, and what did the council do about it? Nothing as usual
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Thursday, June 02, 2011

So who decided this person was stable enough to be deputized?
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Wednesday, June 01, 2011

The end is over for Endeavor
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Worst kept secret: Birthers don't just dislike Obama -- it's anyone with immigrant blood
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Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Racist, ridiculous, tactless and Regent
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Japanese elder engineers volunteer to assist with nuclear clean-up. Pretty amazing gesture.
Fat-as-Fuck! History Life Newsflash! Sad Work World • 2 Comments

Paranoia, mis-information, and stupidy hit Germany: sadly, we all suffer as a result
Beasties Foolhardy Sad Science Wretched Whoops! World • 2 Comments

Saturday, May 28, 2011

"In the Navy" to be dropped from Village People tribute bands repertoire
Foolhardy Katie-Couric Life Religion Sad Sex Wretched • 0 Comments

Dutch government sends tourist trade up in smoke
Booze/Pills/Candy Pinch-Me! Sad Travel • 0 Comments

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Joplin: aerial before and after
Interactive Pictures Sad • 0 Comments

Afganistan war continues, but only by 11 votes
Politics Sad War World • 3 Comments

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Android software increases 400% in six months, sadly not in the right tract
Business Geeky Nerd Interwebs Sad • 0 Comments

It's seperation, not termination for Arn and Maria
Life Sad Sex • 0 Comments

Monday, April 25, 2011

Cannonball
Reaping-Grimly Sad • 0 Comments

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Texas feeling the heat
Life Sad • 2 Comments

Saturday, April 09, 2011

Idiots gone wild: "We're suing you for not allowing us to do that thing we never asked if we could"
Foolhardy Life Politics Sad • 2 Comments

Wednesday, April 06, 2011

Pigs may not fly, but they sure do lie
Beasties Crime Politics Reaping-Grimly Sad Wretched • 0 Comments

Sunday, March 27, 2011

Radio Free Russia +
Business Conspiranoia Sad TV Wretched World • 0 Comments

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Because having an abortion isn't emotionally horrific enough…
Beasties Foolhardy Health Sad • 8 Comments

Monday, March 21, 2011

Utah: We make the things that kill people, and we're proud of it!
Creepy History Politics Reaping-Grimly Sad • 1 Comments

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Can't fix stupid
Skool Sad • 1 Comments

Beck's crying game continues (the political commentator, not the guy who sang "Loser" -- +)
Beasties Politics Sad • 4 Comments

Sunday, March 06, 2011

Shocking news: guys in Navy may be gay!
Katie-Couric Life Politics Sad Sex Shocker! • 1 Comments

Monday, February 28, 2011

If a picture paints a thousand words you may not want it on Facebook +
Booze/Pills/Candy Foolhardy Life Sad Sex Shocker! • 2 Comments

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Life in Appalachia: coal is king, people not so much
Sad • 2 Comments

Friday, February 11, 2011

GOP's gone wild! Part 2 - Bachmann
Politics Sad • 1 Comments

Wednesday, February 09, 2011

The Fridge isn't running these days
Life Sad Sport • 7 Comments

Saturday, January 29, 2011

A horse, a horse, a horse of course and no-one can talk to a horse of course. Doesn't rule out oral.
Beasties Creepy Eat-Me! Fluff Sad Sex Wretched Wuv • 0 Comments

Friday, January 28, 2011

"Chek out this p[icture!! It the bomb! Lol!"
Crime Politics Reaping-Grimly Sad Science • 5 Comments

Saturday, January 15, 2011

Jared Loughner once had a girlfriend, met friends at IHOP
Sad • 0 Comments

Friday, December 17, 2010

Reasons not to let people vote, #1,876,234 (for the week) [pdf link]
Sad • 2 Comments

Wednesday, December 08, 2010

The truth about suicide bombers
Sad World • 2 Comments

Wednesday, December 01, 2010

Real hunters don't shoot pets
Beasties Sad Sport • 0 Comments

Friday, November 12, 2010

It's all a load of bollox (or not).
Health Sad Science Sex • 0 Comments

Friday, October 22, 2010

Craptastic: need a UK passport renewed? Gotta go to the UK +
Life Politics Sad • 0 Comments

Now that's fucked up...
Beasties Crime Sad Sex • 0 Comments

Friday, October 01, 2010

Fort Hood to end weekend M*A*S*H marathons
Reaping-Grimly Sad • 1 Comments

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

How to run your company into the ground...+
Business Reaping-Grimly Sad • 3 Comments

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

"Don't ask, don't tell, don't repeal."
History Politics Sad • 0 Comments

Friday, August 27, 2010

Iran goes after dog-owners
Beasties Sad • 1 Comments

Thursday, August 26, 2010

Massacre discovered in Mexico
Sad World • 0 Comments

Monday, August 09, 2010

Christopher Hitchens and the Topic of Cancer
Health Sad • 0 Comments

Friday, August 06, 2010

41% of Republicans left their brains behind in the bathroom
Politics Sad • 3 Comments

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

More importantly, R.i.P. Esme Cat
Cats Reaping-Grimly Sad Wretched Wuv • 10 Comments

Monday, June 28, 2010

GOP tries to be less of a pain in the arse
The-"D"-Word Beasties Politics Sad Sex • 3 Comments

Thursday, May 27, 2010

Sex and drugs and rock and roll cause of BP's undersea blooper?
Foolhardy Politics Sad Sex Shocker! • 2 Comments

Saturday, April 03, 2010

Big Red Switch gets hit...
Geeky Nerd Reaping-Grimly Sad • 0 Comments

Thursday, March 18, 2010

He won't 'Cry Like a Baby' about 'The Letter' anymore.
Music Reaping-Grimly Sad • 0 Comments

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Cornell's reputation haunts it
Sad • 2 Comments

Monday, March 08, 2010

Creationists add global warming to their list of what-not-to-teach
Sad Science • 1 Comments

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Beware of suicidal pilots
Sad • 0 Comments

Monday, February 08, 2010

Connecticut power plant explodes, killing 5, injuring many
Sad • 0 Comments

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