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Five Questions: Gloveshot edition

Lady Penelope

Following our blog meme from Ethan, we’re each taking turns asking five questions. This week, I (Lady Penelope) asked Gloveshot five questions. Here are his answers:

1. You’ve been married 31 years. Congratulations, that’s awesome! How did you propose to your wife?
It is not a simple story. On my 23rd birthday (I was a bartender) I purchased a 16 gallon keg, and opened the tap at 4 pm. Later that evening, many of the people who had beer on me, purchased drinks for me. At about midnight, I went to the cafe section ordered a bowl of chili and asked the pretty young waitress, who just started that day, if she would go to bed with me, and then passed out face first in the chili.

The next day, I went back to the cafe to apologize to the young lady for my poor behavior, and offered to walk her home after work. During the walk, I told her that if we did sleep together, and she didn’t cum first, I would never bother her about it again. So after a couple of hours of small talk, she agreed to take me up on my sleazy offer. We ended up breaking her bed. I proposed on the spot. We were married three months and a day later.

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