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Monday, October 24, 2011

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Tuesday, May 31, 2011

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Saturday, May 21, 2011

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Saturday, May 07, 2011

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Sunday, April 17, 2011

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Monday, April 11, 2011

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Wednesday, April 06, 2011

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Hypocrisy in government? Say it ain't so!
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Monday, February 28, 2011

"You've Not Got Mail!"
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Monday, February 21, 2011

"Celebrate our Military Day" part two
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"Celebrate our Military Day!" gets off to a smashing start…
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Tuesday, February 01, 2011

Damn you autocorrect!
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Wednesday, December 08, 2010

What's in your butter?
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Thursday, December 02, 2010

Steve Martin, art critic
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Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Bees + well-meaning hipsters = red, high-fructose honey
Eat-Me! Whoops! • 4 Comments

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Where the F-22 did we put that?
Newsflash! War Whoops! • 0 Comments

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

City Councilman does his best Dick Cheney impression
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Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Pants are overrated anyway
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Wednesday, September 01, 2010

World's biggest climate-change skeptic changes his mind
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Monday, August 30, 2010

Girl on Vampire Weekend album cover not so happy to be on Vampire Weekend album cover
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Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Burlington Coat Factory imam angering Burlington Coat Factory
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Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Puget Sound Energy sends out bills that smell like rotten eggs--on purpose
Business Whoops! • 0 Comments

Monday, August 09, 2010

Dear colleagues, you suck
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Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Why cops get hit by cars so often
Whoops! • 0 Comments

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Computers at home not showing much educational promise, but boy the games are great!
Whoops! • 2 Comments

Friday, July 02, 2010

The next thing in the meat industry: unicorn!
Eat-Me! Whoops! • 1 Comments

Monday, June 21, 2010

Los Angelenos search for championship trophy among burning cars
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Friday, June 18, 2010

Wax on, testicle off
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Thursday, June 17, 2010

Thomas Kinkade's future is not all flowerboxes and candle glow
Art Whoops! • 2 Comments

Monday, June 14, 2010

Celine Dion's enormous new pool causes drought on island
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Thursday, June 03, 2010

26 hilariously inaccurate knock-off toys
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Wednesday, June 02, 2010

Cleanup method used in Kuwait oil spill might be helpful in the Gulf spill
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Wednesday, May 26, 2010

What is up with teachers?
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Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Way to go, Mayor Daley
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Friday, May 21, 2010

The New Republic posts Adam Wheeler's resume (the kid who tried to fake his way into Harvard)
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Sunday, May 16, 2010

Sorry we lost your dog, but here's $200 worth of credit
Beasties Travel Whoops! • 0 Comments

Friday, May 07, 2010

Roger Waters apologizes to hipsters everywhere
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Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Be sure to check out the slideshow (amazing!)
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Banksy goes down again!
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Tuesday, April 20, 2010

No wonder the publishing industry is having trouble
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Monday, April 19, 2010

Apple misplaces a phone: the next generation iPhone revealed
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