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the Holly Bibble fer instance?



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Wednesday, April 28, 2010


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Banksy goes down again!
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Tuesday, April 20, 2010


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Monday, April 19, 2010


Apple misplaces a phone: the next generation iPhone revealed
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Thursday, April 08, 2010


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Saturday, March 27, 2010


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Monday, March 22, 2010


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Friday, March 05, 2010


The fix that didn't fix
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Friday, February 19, 2010


Stinky, you need some air, not some air travel
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Thursday, February 18, 2010


How's your Toyota running? pt. 104
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Tuesday, February 02, 2010


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Friday, January 29, 2010


In case you haven't heard about the Chris Matthews slip-up
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Monday, January 25, 2010


Whoops, didn't mean to trip into your Picasso. It's not a you-break-you-buy kind of dealio, is it?
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Friday, January 15, 2010


Weight Watchers floor collapses
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"I'm not the man they think they I am at home. Oh no no no I'm a rocket man ..."
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Wednesday, January 13, 2010


Because I love a bad review
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Wednesday, January 06, 2010


Sea Sheperd's anti-whaling vessel attacked by a whale.
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Wednesday, December 30, 2009


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Monday, December 28, 2009


This is what my driving conditions have been like lately
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NYC not ready for the iPhone? Wha?
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The six stupidest things done with historic treasures
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Wednesday, December 23, 2009


Don't mess with the tree
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Friday, December 18, 2009


Saggy tit joke gets somebody at Kraft canned. Merry Christmas everybody!
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Wednesday, December 09, 2009


How many low-level TSA employees lost their jobs for this one?
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Thursday, December 03, 2009


How to rig a pumpkin to explode (or not)
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Wednesday, December 02, 2009


I hate these people
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Sunday, November 29, 2009


Twitter and electronic billboards don't mix
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Tuesday, November 24, 2009


The Tea Party's really done it this time
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Saturday, November 21, 2009


Way to go, Texas!
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Friday, November 13, 2009


I hope his next car is a Daewoo
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Monday, November 09, 2009


Testicles and ice, that's nice
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Sunday, November 08, 2009


Those damn Yankee fans
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Saturday, November 07, 2009


Cheater! Cheater! Pumpkin eater!
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Friday, November 06, 2009


Don't mess with the Slovenians
Politics Whoops! • 0 Comments

Thursday, November 05, 2009


Wasn't me, officer, it was just the Explosive Diarrhea talking
Crime Whoops! • 0 Comments

Saturday, October 31, 2009


Dude is "crazy about reptiles!"
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Tuesday, October 27, 2009


"Baby Einstein"--not so much, Disney offers refund
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Baltimore Cop pulls service piece on Leatherface
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Wednesday, October 14, 2009


Either Hitler was a girl or ...
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Monday, September 28, 2009


Kids singing Obama song raises the ire of Republicans, sets off money-raising frenzy
Obama-rama! Politics Video Whoops! • 1 Comments

Tuesday, September 22, 2009


Hey teens! Crank calls where you threaten the life of the president? Not cool.
Crime Whoops! • 0 Comments

Sunday, September 20, 2009


Insane killer mental patient taken to county fair, and surprise!, escapes
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Friday, September 18, 2009


Come to Denmark, take advantage of the sluts!
Business Video Whoops! • 0 Comments

Monday, September 14, 2009


What babies go for these days
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Wednesday, September 09, 2009


Cal. State Representative goes off on mic, tells us how horny he gets with his young concubine
Foolhardy Katie-Couric Politics Sex Whoops! • 2 Comments

Saturday, September 05, 2009


This just in: Hackney Council 1, Banksy 0
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Friday, September 04, 2009


What's with exploding Crown Victorias?
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Tuesday, September 01, 2009


Did Texas execute an innocent man?
Wretched Whoops! • 6 Comments

Friday, August 28, 2009


Some veterans accidentally told they have Lou Gehrigs
Health Whoops! • 1 Comments

Thursday, August 27, 2009


Cheney's CIA memos don't show what he said they'd show
Politics Whoops! • 3 Comments

Monday, August 24, 2009


You've seen it on TV, but don't try this at home. Or at the office.
Whoops! Work • 1 Comments

Monday, August 10, 2009


Woman decides to see the Tappan Zee from the other direction
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Friday, August 07, 2009


Nurse of the Year has just one problem ...
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Wednesday, July 15, 2009


Smoking is an expensive habit
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Tuesday, July 14, 2009


Guns don't kill people, toilet-sitting does
Reaping-Grimly Whoops! • 1 Comments

Weddings kill
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Wednesday, July 08, 2009


At 54, he's probably most embarrassed about having his mother have to help with this
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Tuesday, July 07, 2009


You might as well give your social security number away, considering you already have
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Monday, July 06, 2009


Marion Barry, friend-of-a-friend and former beloved mayor of DC, busted for stalking
Crime Gossip Whoops! • 0 Comments

Thursday, July 02, 2009


MJ impersonator tries to save Delorean by kicking repo man in the taint. Intense
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Sunday, June 28, 2009


Do I need to tell you not to take a ride from strangers?
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