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Disneyland after dark
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She's probably not the only one, on either side of the globe
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So you want to be a pirate?
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Spy sex
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Everything you need to know about the postal service
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Friday, February 19, 2010

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Thursday, February 11, 2010

What annoys you at the office?
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The history of tipping
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Tuesday, February 09, 2010

Do we need to have a meeting? No, really. Do we NEED to have a meeting?
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Just because you are a cop doesn't mean you are smart
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Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Need a job? Looking for a "Twitter Genius..."
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Thursday, December 24, 2009

What's everyone's holiday office party like?
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Tuesday, December 08, 2009

My new job
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Monday, December 07, 2009

Tell your boss: the importance of downtime
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Friday, December 04, 2009

What it was like for me when I had a job
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Thursday, December 03, 2009

Why college professors don't envy the young
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Lots of NY's finest carry fake badges
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Want a bird's eye view of America? Read the slushpile
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Monday, November 23, 2009

Carl Kassell decides to enjoy his NPR riches
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Monday, November 16, 2009

Gen X-ers are getting restless. Those damn baby-boomers! Those idiot kids!
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Thursday, November 12, 2009

Oh, so it's the Incident in Baton Rouge that's keeping me from my job search: those weren't pythons!
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Saturday, November 07, 2009

The unemployment rate does not hit all groups equally
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Friday, November 06, 2009

No need to leave the office for lunch, there's gourmet food available in that machine there
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Monday, November 02, 2009

A++
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Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Is it better to get laid off then never to have worked at all, or to keep working?
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Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Using this device could lead to (justifiable) office/home homicide
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Monday, October 26, 2009

Less holidays, more cash
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Friday, October 23, 2009

Here's a job I wouldn't want to do
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Thursday, October 22, 2009

$13 an hour? 500 run for it
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Wednesday, October 21, 2009

George Bush has a new job
Politics Work • 5 Comments

What is your least favorite bit of office speak?
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Apparently, I'm in the right place
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Tuesday, October 13, 2009

The 10 highest paying jobs
Lists Work • 1 Comments

Wednesday, October 07, 2009

Are you ready for a career in the fast food industry?
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Friday, September 25, 2009

Easy to build office weaponry
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Wednesday, September 23, 2009

H1N1, sick days, executive decisions: The downside of downsizing +
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Thursday, September 03, 2009

Woman fired for all the right reasons
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Tuesday, August 25, 2009

What do you do after you become famous for being a professional plagiarist?
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Monday, August 24, 2009

You've seen it on TV, but don't try this at home. Or at the office.
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Tuesday, August 04, 2009

Spies like them
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Monday, August 03, 2009

Zombie boot camp
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Saturday, July 25, 2009

Comparing the minimum wage across the States
Money Work • 1 Comments

Monday, July 06, 2009

Take this job and shove it
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Sunday, July 05, 2009

Waste removal is a dangerous business
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Thursday, May 28, 2009

The case for working with your hands
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