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Thursday, January 22, 2009


Obama Look-Alike Becomes a Star
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How many do you own?
Buy-Me! Foolhardy Obama-rama! • 5 Comments

Tuesday, January 20, 2009


Happy National President Obama Day +
Obama-rama! Politics • 10 Comments

Sunday, January 18, 2009


Inauguration Gets a Mini Makeover at Legoland
Obama-rama! • 1 Comments

Thursday, January 15, 2009


Yes we can...grow?
Buy-Me! Obama-rama! • 2 Comments

Wednesday, January 14, 2009


What would you do in the first 100 minutes?
Obama-rama! • 6 Comments

Friday, January 09, 2009


Barack Obama loves his blackberry, and his whole family loves their Wii
Life Obama-rama! Politics • 0 Comments

Monday, January 05, 2009


What do women want from the Obama administration?
Obama-rama! Politics Video • 2 Comments

Wednesday, December 31, 2008


Obama moving into secret Washington hotel since Bush won't let him move into guest house
Obama-rama! Politics • 0 Comments

Saturday, December 27, 2008


Target wants you to dress Like Mrs. O
Buy-Me! Fluff Obama-rama! Rags • 3 Comments

Friday, December 26, 2008


Obama goes for buff
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Thursday, December 25, 2008


Obama untainted by Blago scandal
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Wednesday, December 17, 2008


To no one's surprise, Obama named TIME Magazine's Person of the Year
History Obama-rama! • 6 Comments

Monday, December 08, 2008


Obama claims he will do no butt-sucking in the White House (Moon would be so pleased)
Fluff Health Obama-rama! • 3 Comments

Sunday, November 30, 2008


Forty years before Obama got elected, Peanuts integrated
Fluff Life Obama-rama! Pictures World • 0 Comments

Friday, November 21, 2008


You too can smell like Barack!
Buy-Me! Obama-rama! • 1 Comments

Sarah Palin having fun at a turkey slaughter (link updated to get rid of blur) +
Creepy Eat-Me! Fat-as-Fuck! Obama-rama! Video Wretched • 1 Comments

Tuesday, November 18, 2008


Foolish children! There is no Barack Obama!
Obama-rama! Politics Whoops! • 0 Comments

Even more pertinent to the next four years than her sartorial choices: Michelle Obama's booty.
Life Obama-rama! Politics • 0 Comments

Monday, November 17, 2008


Which Obama button was your favorite?
Obama-rama! Pictures Politics • 1 Comments

Friday, November 14, 2008


Obama to release weekly YouTube chats
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Tuesday, November 11, 2008


Peru weighs in on the election. Specifically, on the new canine resident of the White House.
Beasties Obama-rama! • 5 Comments

Can't get enough of Obama-Rama?
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Monday, November 10, 2008


Super Obama World !!!!!!
Interwebs Obama-rama! Play-Me! • 0 Comments

Sunday, November 09, 2008


50 things you might not know about Obama
Lists Obama-rama! • 20 Comments

Good news for Moon and the rest of the WhiteSox fans
Fluff Gossip Obama-rama! Sport • 1 Comments

Saturday, November 08, 2008


Obama: The Musical
Art Interwebs Music Obama-rama! World • 0 Comments

Friday, November 07, 2008


Obama speaks
Obama-rama! • 3 Comments

Yes We Did +
Fat-Jerry Obama-rama! Politics Video • 0 Comments

America, meet your new President Elect.
Conspiranoia Foolhardy Funny-Ha-Ha Obama-rama! Newsflash! Politics Wretched • 0 Comments

Thursday, November 06, 2008


Change.gov, the website of the Office of the President-Elect
Obama-rama! Politics • 1 Comments

Barber gives man Obama haircut
Fluff Obama-rama! Pictures • 0 Comments

But MOST importantly, what kind of puppeh should the Obamas get?
Beasties Obama-rama! • 11 Comments

Project Runway alums design Inagural Ball frocks for Michelle Obama.
Obama-rama! Rags TV • 6 Comments

Wednesday, November 05, 2008


Obama celebrates.
Obama-rama! World • 0 Comments

Front pages around the world. +
Obama-rama! Pictures • 6 Comments

Yes we can!
History Jerry-Up Obama-rama! Politics Wuv • 34 Comments

Tuesday, November 04, 2008


Keep hoping, bitches! +
Obama-rama! Politics World • 2 Comments

Monday, November 03, 2008


Head o State. (Careful@work)
Buy-Me! Obama-rama! Politics Sex • 0 Comments

Saturday, November 01, 2008


Obama has testy moment with the media
Obama-rama! • 3 Comments

Friday, October 31, 2008


White supremacists vote Obama
Obama-rama! Wretched • 0 Comments

The Economist endorses Obama
Obama-rama! Politics • 25 Comments

Tuesday, October 28, 2008


Anchorage Daily News weighs in on election: Obama for president
Obama-rama! Politics • 0 Comments

Saturday, October 25, 2008


McCain upset that Obama can run a victory lap, whereas he would need to be pushed around in a trolly
Obama-rama! Politics • 7 Comments

Thursday, October 23, 2008


Obamarama
Obama-rama! Pictures Politics • 3 Comments

Monday, October 20, 2008


If Obama wins, who should be the nation's CTO?
Obama-rama! Politics Science • 6 Comments

Obama faces a tough crowd in North Carolina
Obama-rama! Politics • 0 Comments

Friday, October 17, 2008


For the first time in its history, the conservative Chicago Tribune endorses the Democrat: Obama +
Obama-rama! Politics • 2 Comments

Photos from Obama, Japan
Obama-rama! Pictures • 0 Comments

Wednesday, October 15, 2008


If Obama wins, Repubs will do everything they can to see that he fails
Obama-rama! Politics • 2 Comments

Monday, October 13, 2008


God I wish I lived in Ohio. No, wait, I don't. I don't at all. I lived there, and I hated it...
Obama-rama! Politics • 2 Comments

Sunday, October 12, 2008


106-year-old nun votes in her first election since Eisenhower--for Obama
Life Obama-rama! Politics • 9 Comments

Saturday, September 27, 2008


Barack-o-dot
Buy-Me! Obama-rama! • 0 Comments

Wednesday, September 24, 2008


McCain suspending campaign activity to focus on "financial crisis."
Conspiranoia Obama-rama! Newsflash! Politics Sir-Edward • 7 Comments

Thursday, September 18, 2008


Obama reveals science advisors: yes, that's right; if Obama wins, science won't be a dirty word
Obama-rama! Politics Science • 6 Comments

Wednesday, September 17, 2008


What Obama is doing to fight the fight (chill out, reasonable peoples)
Obama-rama! Politics • 0 Comments

Obama team files suit over alleged voter suppression plan (those who've been foreclosed upon)
Obama-rama! Politics • 1 Comments

Tuesday, September 09, 2008


Obama says McCain can't put lipstick on a pig
Obama-rama! • 2 Comments

Saturday, September 06, 2008


Baractimus prime
Obama-rama! Pictures Politics Rags • 3 Comments

Saturday, August 30, 2008


And the 'White Washing' has begun!
Conspiranoia Foolhardy Obama-rama! Politics • 3 Comments

Thursday, August 28, 2008


What's your Obama tax cut?
Obama-rama! Politics • 0 Comments

Straight-talk express turns to belligerent old codger
Obama-rama! Politics • 4 Comments

Wednesday, August 27, 2008


Here's the story that could win Obama the election
Obama-rama! Politics • 0 Comments

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