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Languages, ranked by difficulty
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What not to wear
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Wednesday, April 13, 2011


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Monday, April 11, 2011


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Wednesday, April 06, 2011


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Thursday, March 31, 2011


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Monday, March 28, 2011


9 countries where religion is most likely to go extinct
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Sunday, March 27, 2011


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Friday, March 25, 2011


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Thursday, March 24, 2011


Save the Date: 05-22-11 The Great Disappointment
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Tuesday, March 22, 2011


Q: How can we tell if the nuclear plants in Japan explode? +
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Saturday, March 12, 2011


Manic depression: acutely American
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What it's like to be Kim Jong-Un's soul mate
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Grandpa is a porn star
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Saturday, February 26, 2011


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Friday, February 18, 2011


Whoops! We missed Kim Jong-Il's birthday. Is your Kimjongilia blooming?
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Thursday, February 03, 2011


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Wednesday, January 26, 2011


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Thursday, January 20, 2011


The next megacities
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Thursday, December 23, 2010


Kim Jong-Il vs. Santa
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Monday, December 20, 2010


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Tuesday, December 14, 2010


Coming soon: Cubopedia!
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Wednesday, December 08, 2010


The truth about suicide bombers
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Tuesday, December 07, 2010


Kim Jong-un gets his face painted
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Friday, December 03, 2010


The future of pharma; testing in the second and third world
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Tuesday, November 23, 2010


Creepy posters from Soviet mental hospitals
World • 3 Comments

Thursday, November 04, 2010


Berlusconi's latest antics: coining a new word
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For Dimmer
Life Reaping-Grimly World • 2 Comments

Putin to Bush: "My dog is bigger, stronger, faster than yours."
Beasties Politics World • 0 Comments

Tuesday, November 02, 2010


Why China loves Christine O'Donnell (and their thoughts about our elections)
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Thursday, October 28, 2010


New word: Japocalypse
World • 0 Comments

Tuesday, October 26, 2010


Bill Clinton, gastronomist of the world
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Friday, October 22, 2010


In India, saving up for IVF, not having money for the result
World • 0 Comments

Friday, October 15, 2010


The world is getting older ... what are we doing about it?
Life World • 0 Comments

Thursday, October 14, 2010


Leftists go ape-shit over Nobel Prize announcements
Books Politics World • 0 Comments

Monday, October 11, 2010


North Korea finally admits that 26- or 27-year old son, Kim Jong-un, to be next Korean dictator
Creepy World • 5 Comments

Saturday, October 09, 2010


Jailed Chinese dissident Liu Xiaobo awarded Nobel Peace Prize
World • 0 Comments

Wednesday, October 06, 2010


Catholics (the German ones) strive for popularity with "Say no to Santa" campaign
Foolhardy Religion World • 0 Comments

Tuesday, September 28, 2010


Maybe we should all move to China
Money Politics World • 0 Comments

So when do we start eating the dead?
Eat-Me! Money World • 0 Comments

Friday, September 24, 2010


North Korea is planning the post-Kim Jong-Il years
World • 3 Comments

Wednesday, September 15, 2010


France: liberté, égalité, fraternité, and no damn burqas
World • 1 Comments

Tuesday, September 14, 2010


Dating advice from Berlusconi
World Wuv • 0 Comments

Cuba caves in
World • 0 Comments

Friday, September 03, 2010


Russians urged to smoke, drink
Booze/Pills/Candy World • 3 Comments

Friday, August 27, 2010


Putin is the husband, Medvedev the wife
World • 4 Comments

Thursday, August 26, 2010


Massacre discovered in Mexico
Sad World • 0 Comments

Wednesday, August 25, 2010


The psychology of "ghost possession"
World • 0 Comments

Tuesday, August 24, 2010


33 Chilean miners doing well, except that they're going to kill each other before they're dug out
World • 0 Comments

The world's most isolated man
Life World • 0 Comments

Friday, August 13, 2010


What can't Putin do?
World • 0 Comments

Tuesday, August 10, 2010


Russia bans grain exports, sending prices up
World • 1 Comments

Monday, August 09, 2010


Japan's centenarians are going missing
World • 0 Comments

Thursday, July 29, 2010


Putin's wild weekend
Pictures World • 1 Comments

Tuesday, July 27, 2010


Attention Hipsters: do not order PBR in Shanghai
Booze/Pills/Candy World • 0 Comments

Thursday, July 22, 2010


Russians say "nyet" to their fur coats for a while
World • 0 Comments

Tuesday, July 20, 2010


Vaseline launches skin lightening app in India
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