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the Holly Bibble fer instance?



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Friday, May 04, 2012

Pissed off kid prefers Linux?
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Forget too smart for school, remember too smart to be a cop
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Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Peruvians get free sex dolls and/or a sushi fest
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Sunday, April 15, 2012

Are you smarter than a 4 year old?
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Friday, April 06, 2012

Hooray for COBOL!
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Tuesday, February 07, 2012

Then them run the show!
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Saturday, January 21, 2012

The gong show?
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Wednesday, January 18, 2012

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Saturday, October 01, 2011

English school kids forced to smoke pot, not tobacco...
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Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Proof: sometimes an older woman taking advantage of boys isn't funny
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What if the secret to success is failure? (Long but interesting NYT art.)
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Sunday, September 04, 2011

Cumming Mom vows only to buy new after finding dick picture in used game
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Wednesday, July 06, 2011

CA students textbooks to include details of contributions made by LGBT folks, which seems smart
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Sunday, June 26, 2011

Why the Private sector is so great and the Public sector is so shite
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Thursday, June 23, 2011

Who the phyuck needs physics anyway?
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Tuesday, June 21, 2011

"I don't want to be a teacher anymore"
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Monday, June 13, 2011

Students most likely to detect bias are also those least receptive to change
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Thursday, June 02, 2011

Why college?
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Saturday, May 21, 2011

Dubya's fraternity banned from Yale for 5 years, on grounds of asininity
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Wednesday, May 18, 2011

For our rich, London readers only: The Guardian will teach you how to write+
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Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Why learning by rote has value
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Monday, May 02, 2011

One way to improve schools: pay and educate teachers
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Thursday, April 21, 2011

Languages, ranked by difficulty
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Thursday, April 14, 2011

But at least he kept the lecture interesting
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Wednesday, April 06, 2011

Hypocrisy in government? Say it ain't so!
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Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Can't fix stupid
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Thursday, January 20, 2011

Does college teach nothing?
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