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Wednesday, August 19, 2009

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Tuesday, July 28, 2009

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Wednesday, June 10, 2009

How creepy...
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Monday, June 01, 2009

How R.I. decriminalized prostitution
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Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Does anyone have $2,300,000 to lend me?
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Friday, May 22, 2009

Grey Gardens available for summer rental
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LEGO to offer Frank Lloyd Wright sets
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Saturday, May 16, 2009

Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy
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Friday, May 15, 2009

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Monday, May 11, 2009

Proof the U S Post Office is desperate
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Friday, May 08, 2009

I thought I got the best TV for my money, but I should have waited
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Wednesday, April 29, 2009

The next great money making enterprise: Pleasure boat salvage?
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Tuesday, April 28, 2009

The 'Game Boy' oddities of the past 20 years, something for everybody +
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Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Oracle buys Sun: World yawns with excitement and enthusiasm
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Sunday, April 19, 2009

Contraband pastries
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Wednesday, April 15, 2009

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Monday, April 13, 2009

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Friday, April 10, 2009

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Thursday, April 09, 2009

Too fat? Just breathe chocolate, don't eat it
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Friday, April 03, 2009

The Kentucky Derby Barbie doll +
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Wednesday, April 01, 2009

For the baconistas.
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Tuesday, March 24, 2009

First daguerrotype of NYC goes up for auction
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Make sure your dog has no friends. None.
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Don't fu@k with Coke~Cola™
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Sunday, March 22, 2009

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Monday, March 16, 2009

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Saturday, March 07, 2009

Have you ever wanted to smell like Captain Kirk
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Nuclear Doorbell
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Thursday, March 05, 2009

Best Buy sells broken camera to grandmother and lies about it. Too bad the pics tell another story
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Barbie turns 50 gets face lift
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Wednesday, March 04, 2009

Geekitty cat toys
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Sunday, March 01, 2009

Is your new 'Kindle' saving you money yet?
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Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Dissecting the Kindle 2.
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Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Keep the boys warm 'n' fuzzy. (carefulish@work)
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