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Tuesday, September 20, 2011


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Saturday, August 27, 2011


Jet Blue, Stream Yellow
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Tuesday, January 04, 2011


Catholic Church sees sin in women's urine
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Monday, November 29, 2010


What a relieve! Brits told to go pee outside +
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Thursday, April 30, 2009


Obama's first 100 days: a complete and utter failure
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Tuesday, April 07, 2009


If only...
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Friday, January 30, 2009


This is what happens when things go into the Public Domain...+
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Tuesday, January 20, 2009


A tour of the George W. Bush presidential library (or would that be "libary")
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Wednesday, January 07, 2009


Dear Ann Coulter.
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Monday, January 05, 2009


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Friday, December 12, 2008


Robocop. All The Best Parts. In Hip-Hop Form.
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Tuesday, December 09, 2008


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Saturday, December 06, 2008


Darfur is basically Dan Brown's fault. Or, How to Save the American Publishing Industry.
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Tuesday, November 25, 2008


Remembering Mr. Bush's nostrils
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Wednesday, November 19, 2008


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Wednesday, November 12, 2008


The war is over!
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Friday, October 31, 2008


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Monday, October 13, 2008


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Saturday, October 11, 2008


What Obama needs to know for his pre-election infomercial
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Tuesday, October 07, 2008


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Friday, October 03, 2008


PETA presents: the Trollsen twins.
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Thursday, September 25, 2008


America, the gift shop: after all, Dubya's gotta raise money somehow
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Tuesday, September 23, 2008


Eavesdropping on Kissinger and Palin
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Friday, September 19, 2008


Finally, a cartoon that speaks to me
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Wednesday, September 17, 2008


George Saunders weighs in on Sarah Palin
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Friday, September 12, 2008


Palin for President. +
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Wednesday, September 10, 2008


Sarah Palin, the musical
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Thursday, August 28, 2008


Revenge crabs! Order now and get a free pack of bedbugs!
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Wednesday, August 27, 2008


Anybody up for some poker?
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The Missile D*ck Chicks
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Monday, August 11, 2008


All my life I've been a successful pseudo-intellectual: what happened?
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Tuesday, July 01, 2008


R. Kelly stars in Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves... in the closet
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Sunday, June 15, 2008


Kirk + Spock + Pulp = Pure Goodness
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Wednesday, May 21, 2008


Pundit kitchen.
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Tuesday, April 08, 2008


Japan is a Strange Place Pt. XXVI (Semi careful at lunch)
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Saturday, April 05, 2008


Predator: Hip Hop Edition!
Music Pish-Takes Video • 7 Comments

Wednesday, February 27, 2008


Bush vows to make it up to the country somehow
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Saturday, February 23, 2008


King Fu F**K You (NSFW)
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Tuesday, February 19, 2008


Barack + Buffy = Barackula - The Musical!
Music Obama-rama! Pish-Takes Video • 0 Comments

Monday, February 04, 2008


What if you were at a bar on Superbowl Sunday and you wanted to watch Puppy Bowl instead?
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Friday, February 01, 2008


"We would never wish any type of misfortune on anybody..."
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Thursday, January 24, 2008


Babies now come with instructions
Pish-Takes Pictures • 2 Comments

Wednesday, January 23, 2008


"I already fondled my first altar boy’s hairless balls..."
Funny-Ha-Ha Pish-Takes Politics Religion • 0 Comments

Monday, January 14, 2008


White folks' guide to the NYC subway
Life Pish-Takes Pictures • 4 Comments

Saturday, January 05, 2008


Warren Ellis' Three Rules of Robotics (profanity)
Beasties Funny-Ha-Ha Pish-Takes Robot Sex • 2 Comments

Saturday, December 15, 2007


30 years of Facebook
Funny-Ha-Ha Pish-Takes • 0 Comments

Monday, December 10, 2007


Scotsman rescued after four days in unheated lavatory
Life Pish-Takes Whoops! • 3 Comments

Saturday, December 08, 2007


Hone your vocabulary skills as you feed the hungry!
Today's-Super-Fun-Activity Pish-Takes Quiz • 2 Comments

Thursday, November 15, 2007


Movie posters gone awesome.
Art Cinema Funny-Ha-Ha Pish-Takes Pictures • 0 Comments

Monday, November 12, 2007


Goodbye, Ruben Studdard
Pish-Takes • 3 Comments

Friday, November 09, 2007


Famous people who look like they smell
Gossip Pish-Takes Pictures • 16 Comments

Thursday, November 08, 2007


Take a tour of the George W. Bush Presidential Library
Pish-Takes • 4 Comments

Wednesday, November 07, 2007


A robot performs stand-up comedy to a lackluster response
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Wednesday, October 31, 2007


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Tuesday, October 16, 2007


Hello Dalai!
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Thursday, October 11, 2007


Check out FatJerry.com's new base of operations+
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Wednesday, September 26, 2007


Altogether now, ha ha!
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Saturday, September 15, 2007


Bullies cowed by a sea of pink
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Friday, August 17, 2007


My favorite toys are faith-based, they make me scream the Lord's name on a regular basis.
Buy-Me! Pish-Takes Religion Update • 9 Comments

Friday, August 10, 2007


David Lynch's tips for a great prom
Cinema Funny-Ha-Ha Lists Pish-Takes • 4 Comments

Thursday, August 09, 2007


900-plus Philippino prisoners reenact Thriller
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