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Wednesday, August 08, 2007


Can you add a name to the WalMart Wine list?
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Friday, August 03, 2007


When the world wasn't enough for a Manhattan Billionaire Businessman
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Thursday, July 05, 2007


What's your IQ?
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Wednesday, May 02, 2007


This accessory may save your life
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Saturday, April 21, 2007


Changes in the memory after fifty, according to Steve Martin
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Friday, April 20, 2007


People in newspaper ads who look like they're farting
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Tuesday, March 27, 2007


John McCain loves lesbians
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Saturday, March 24, 2007


Peace Dept = Communist Plot
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Thursday, March 22, 2007


The wisdom of children
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Intelligent design and the cow
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Wednesday, March 14, 2007


"The John Holmes of turtles"
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Tuesday, March 13, 2007


The 2007 science spring showdown is ON (robots sadly out of competition)
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Saturday, March 10, 2007


"Thanks CBS for turning my son GAY"
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Friday, March 02, 2007


(for the Duchess) Boston is Secure
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Wednesday, February 28, 2007


I've got to take Fido to the groomer's, he's got that Jesus butt again
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Monday, February 26, 2007


March of the librarians
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Thursday, February 15, 2007


Love in the Laboratory
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Friday, February 09, 2007


I'm a gay sheep, get over it
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Thursday, February 08, 2007


Fire up your Photoshop and get to work
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Tuesday, February 06, 2007


Astronaut love triangle. Attempted kidnapping. Diapers.
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Friday, January 19, 2007


From the Craigslist archives
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Thursday, January 18, 2007


This is our F****ing community, Amerikaner. Lovely, ja?
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Monday, January 08, 2007


Life with the Bush Twins: their proud parents reminisce
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Tuesday, January 02, 2007


How to operate the shower curtain
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Monday, December 25, 2006


NRA's secret graphic novel revealed!
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Friday, December 15, 2006


Carol writers maybe caroled a little too hard
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Monday, December 11, 2006


Ask the optimist! (George Saunders, my hero)
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Friday, December 08, 2006


Get behind Jesus!
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Thursday, December 07, 2006


Fossils for your less-loved children
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Toys to buy your less-loved children
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Tuesday, December 05, 2006


We win by staying (Daily Show excerpt)
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Wednesday, November 29, 2006


It's just a matter of time....
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Tuesday, November 28, 2006


'Chicago Rolls Out Cold-Weather Prostitutes'
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Monday, November 13, 2006


Top 10 reasons to ban gay marriage
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Friday, October 27, 2006


My first day in hell
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Wednesday, October 25, 2006


Interview with "Rabbit" animator Run Wrake (includes link to video)
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Wednesday, October 18, 2006


"is your little guy limp...or growing"
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How to indicate your HOT-ness (not that any of us need it)
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Friday, October 06, 2006


Tricks, and Beer, are for Kids
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Friday, September 22, 2006


The geopolitics of pie
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Wednesday, September 13, 2006


More Deadwood goodness, you miserable cocksuckers
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Sunday, September 10, 2006


Make yer own McDonalds sign
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Thursday, August 31, 2006


Microsoft Shit In Your Ears and Call It WhyFi!
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Friday, August 25, 2006


Drink! Drugs! The very low bar that England sets for being a Model!
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Wednesday, August 23, 2006


Adbuster's gallery of spoof ads
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Tuesday, August 22, 2006


Dear Mr. Iranian President and CEO: Mr. Saunders can help you
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The Japanese Paris Hilton Doll
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Saturday, August 19, 2006


How right wingers see the New York Times (an interactive guide)
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Thursday, August 17, 2006


Tired of fantasy baseball? Mr. Sun gives the run-down on a fantasy jihad
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Thursday, August 10, 2006


Rejected Tyra Mails
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Wednesday, August 09, 2006


Authors, They're Just Like US!
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Thursday, August 03, 2006


Let's just get Mel out of our system
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Tuesday, August 01, 2006


The politically incorrect alphabet
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Sunday, July 30, 2006


The Emo Song (audio @ start up)
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Thursday, July 20, 2006


Elizabeth Dole to carry snowflake baby
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Friday, July 14, 2006


The revolution will not be televised, it will be blogged and sold in comic book stores & CafePress
Art Pish-Takes Politics • 6 Comments

Thursday, July 13, 2006


Results of the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest for bad opening sentences
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Monday, July 10, 2006


Now that's worthy television
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Thursday, July 06, 2006


The NY Post ain't afraid to go there
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Monday, July 03, 2006


Introducing the Iraqi Interim Government Ghoul Pool!
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Wednesday, June 28, 2006


Thus Ate Zarathustra
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Tuesday, June 27, 2006


Circle One is still too nice for you, sinner; pick another
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Wednesday, June 21, 2006


Celebrity caricatures from Worth1000.com. How many of them actually look better here?
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