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Thursday, July 28, 2011


Write better with different words
Art Business Buy-Me! Poetry Work • 1 Comments

Thursday, May 26, 2011


Shameless Plug: Get Mariner Software's "Contour" (script and story outlining software) for $33
Art Books Buy-Me! Cinema Money Poetry Work • 0 Comments

Sunday, April 17, 2011


Your (not) a poet and you don't know it
Poetry Politics Whoops! • 1 Comments

Thursday, August 13, 2009


At last, Cheney tells all
Poetry Politics Wretched • 4 Comments

Wednesday, July 08, 2009


Today's poetry, to inspire you for the poetry nook
Poetry • 0 Comments

Thursday, September 11, 2008


In praise (Alabanza)...
Poetry • 3 Comments

Thursday, July 17, 2008


We have a new poet laureate: Kay Ryan
Poetry • 4 Comments

Wednesday, May 28, 2008


Barack Obama, student poet.
Obama-rama! Poetry • 7 Comments

Tuesday, April 29, 2008


No more truck testicles, says Florida, the state shaped like a d-ck
Poetry • 2 Comments

Wednesday, April 16, 2008


Bloomberg, mayor, millionaire ... poet
Poetry Politics • 0 Comments

Tuesday, March 11, 2008


Haikuvies
Cinema Poetry • 1 Comments

Monday, March 03, 2008


In Memorium: Ivor Cutler
Art Beasties Books Fat-as-Fuck! Funny-Ha-Ha History Life Poetry Reaping-Grimly Wretched • 1 Comments

Tuesday, February 19, 2008


Damn, even the supermodels are having trouble finding a date. +
Fluff Gossip Poetry Rags • 2 Comments

Thursday, January 24, 2008


But isn't all poetry bullsh!t? +
Books Business Poetry • 1 Comments

Friday, November 30, 2007


Man dares to claim "Footprints" as his own
Katie-Couric Poetry • 1 Comments

Saturday, November 03, 2007


I'm sure Murdered Duchess could come up with a good title for this one
Poetry Reaping-Grimly Sad • 1 Comments

Tuesday, October 30, 2007


The first ever Stylus haiku marathon
Poetry • 0 Comments

Saturday, October 13, 2007


Cats... Haiku... what's not to love?
Cats Funny-Ha-Ha Poetry • 1 Comments

Wednesday, September 19, 2007


Be ye ready to talk like a pirate?
Today's-Super-Fun-Activity Fat-as-Fuck! Poetry • 19 Comments

Thursday, July 26, 2007


Great poems limerickified: even greater poems
Poetry • 1 Comments

Friday, July 20, 2007


Let's write a bad poem one line at a time +
Today's-Super-Fun-Activity Poetry • 47 Comments

Monday, July 16, 2007


Lines for the fortune cookie +
Today's-Super-Fun-Activity Jerry-Up Poetry • 74 Comments

Wednesday, June 20, 2007


Poetry for Lady P
Books Poetry Religion Sex • 0 Comments

Monday, June 04, 2007


Pretty white soul stealing romance +
Poetry • 3 Comments

Monday, May 14, 2007


It's a game, it's poetry. It's a poetry game ... it's, I'm so confused.
Play-Me! Poetry • 2 Comments

Saturday, May 12, 2007


PSA: Don't forget, tomorrow's Mother's Day!
Life Poetry Wuv • 1 Comments

Friday, March 30, 2007


Psychophysical Haiku: it doesn't get better than this, Dimmer
Poetry • 2 Comments

Wednesday, February 14, 2007


Great poems about sex. What are some of yours?
Jerry-Up Poetry • 6 Comments

Tuesday, February 13, 2007


Speaking of "The Road Not Taken," that is not, nor was it meant to be, inspirational
Poetry • 0 Comments

Feed your lovely some poems
Poetry • 0 Comments

The kids put our Poetry Nook to shame. Write, you bastards!
Poetry • 7 Comments

Tuesday, February 06, 2007


Attention all poetry-nookers and other fans of the haiku: you could win an "undisclosed prize"!
Fluff Poetry • 13 Comments

Sunday, February 04, 2007


The supermodel school of poetry pop
Music Poetry • 0 Comments

Thursday, January 25, 2007


In honor of Burns Night, Today's Super Fun Activity takes place in the Poetry Nook (more in comments
Eat-Me! Jerry-Up Poetry • 5 Comments

Tuesday, January 23, 2007


Augh naw, he coudnae write nur rime
Beasties Foolhardy Katie-Couric Poetry Wretched • 2 Comments

Tuesday, December 26, 2006


British poet John Heath-Stubbs
Poetry Reaping-Grimly • 0 Comments

Saturday, December 23, 2006


Hip-hop fans consider the idea that using the N-word and calling women bitches might have a bad side
Music Poetry Politics Wuv • 4 Comments

Monday, November 27, 2006


A (belated) poem for Thanksgiving that explains a lot about Fat Jerry
Poetry • 3 Comments

Saturday, November 11, 2006


New Zealand schools decide to destroy their own language. Esther responds "WTF? OMG!! LOL!!!"
Life Poetry Politics • 6 Comments

Friday, October 27, 2006


Violets are small, roses are big, you need some poems in your life, dig?
Poetry • 2 Comments

Thursday, October 26, 2006


Failed SAT. Lost scholarship. Invented rocket.
Poetry • 5 Comments

This headline greeted me at this morning. Ah, words...
Foolhardy Poetry Politics • 4 Comments

Wednesday, October 04, 2006


Open Letter Office (more in comments)
Fat-Jerry Poetry • 15 Comments

Friday, September 29, 2006


Let's try a new series: Poetry Comes to You, ready for you to ruin it with explanation
Poetry • 19 Comments

Tuesday, September 19, 2006


Let someone else read the New Yorker for you
Poetry • 10 Comments

Tuesday, September 05, 2006


Today's Fat Jerry challenge, should you choose to accept it: Caption This Picture (more in comments)
Jerry-Up Pictures Poetry • 28 Comments

Wednesday, August 16, 2006


The Eggcorn database
Poetry • 0 Comments

Tuesday, August 08, 2006


Today's Jerry-up: Poetry challenge in the Nook (more in comments)
Jerry-Up Pictures Poetry • 0 Comments

Thursday, July 27, 2006


Other things you can do with Craigslist
Life Poetry • 1 Comments

Thursday, July 13, 2006


Shelley and back
Art Poetry • 0 Comments

Wednesday, July 12, 2006


The Poetry Nook is ready to accept your Dirty Sonnets and Beowulfian rantings
Poetry • 5 Comments

SOLRESOL, the Universal Language
Poetry • 3 Comments

Thursday, June 08, 2006


Poetry Nook!
Poetry • 7 Comments

Saturday, May 13, 2006


Bush Go Home!
Poetry • 2 Comments

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