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Saturday, February 04, 2012

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Friday, February 03, 2012

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Tuesday, January 31, 2012

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Friday, January 27, 2012

Why do we lock up everybody?
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Monday, January 23, 2012

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Saturday, January 21, 2012

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Tuesday, December 06, 2011

Should abortion be legal up 'till sixteen?
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Wednesday, November 30, 2011

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Wednesday, October 26, 2011

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Monday, October 17, 2011

Did Van Gogh, or was he pushed?
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Lawyers and Bitches exposed
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Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Quotes from child criminals
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Saturday, October 08, 2011

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Monday, September 26, 2011

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Death row gets worse
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Tuesday, September 20, 2011

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if {system="Playstation 3" && condition @="Jailbroken"} do goto jail
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Thursday, September 01, 2011

A ride for a ride?
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Wednesday, August 31, 2011

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Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Living the good life, as a Russian white collar prisoner
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Sunday, August 28, 2011

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Thursday, August 18, 2011

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Tuesday, August 09, 2011

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Sunday, August 07, 2011

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Be careful when you fight the power
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Thursday, August 04, 2011

Sick freaks go international: Westboro baptist church heads to Norway with hate under their wings
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Wednesday, August 03, 2011

Mexico has problems with drug gangs using weapons bought in the US, so what does the NRA want?
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Catholic priests aren't alone; Buddhist Monks also evade sex abuse charges
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Sunday, July 31, 2011

Acid updropped
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Thursday, July 28, 2011

From advertising chocolate bars to a (probable) life behind bars
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Thursday, July 21, 2011

"Some people like Picasso..."
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Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Yesterday was not a good day to be Anon.
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Sunday, July 17, 2011

Next update on the story we are all bored with - Rebekah Brooks arrested, may miss Parliament date
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Thursday, July 14, 2011

Clemen's Prosecutor's curve-ball slapped foul by Judge.
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A little late news: final "News of the World" sells out -- apt somehow
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And to follow-up, eBooks are bad, bad, bad…
Books Crime • 3 Comments

Lori Klein: Gun nut goes nuts with gun [fixed]
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"Da, I'm hungry!" "There's some feet in the fridge." "Are the Kosher?" "Umm… yeah, I'd think."
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Monday, July 11, 2011

Bad Times persist for Murdoch +
Beasties Business Creepy Crime Newsflash! • 2 Comments

Wednesday, July 06, 2011

Who did Casey Anthony blow?
Today's-Super-Fun-Activity Crime • 3 Comments

Tuesday, July 05, 2011

Are they watching when we are watching what they made for us to watch?
Business Cinema Crime Geeky Nerd • 1 Comments

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

India: Where Boys Will Be Boys, & Girls Will Be Boys Too.
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Monday, June 27, 2011

Do you want to become a Cop Watcher?
Today's-Super-Fun-Activity Crime Geeky Nerd • 0 Comments

Sunday, June 26, 2011

Why the Private sector is so great and the Public sector is so shite
Skool Crime History Life Money Wretched Work World • 0 Comments

LulzSec claims to have quit their activities, but then they would, wouldn't they?
Conspiranoia Crime Geeky Nerd Interwebs Update • 0 Comments

Thursday, June 23, 2011

At 81, Whitey Bulger finally not fast enough to escape
Crime • 3 Comments

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Why has crime plummeted? Theories.
Crime • 0 Comments

Saturday, June 18, 2011

Has Democracy Failed Again?
Conspiranoia Crime Wretched • 0 Comments

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

One reason not to post your face on the Internet
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Monday, June 13, 2011

Get your rocks off (or other bits) in North Carolina!
Creepy Crime History Sad Sex • 0 Comments

Anøther good reason to respect your elders…
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Wednesday, June 08, 2011

Real life Psych!
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Tuesday, June 07, 2011

Hasidics attack one of their own
Crime • 0 Comments

Monday, June 06, 2011

Empty Jail Cells: Good News, Bad News, & Maybe a Better Society
The-"D"-Word Crime Money • 0 Comments

Saturday, June 04, 2011

Man, 73, shoots wife, her divorce lawyer, four others & self. "Quake" and "GTA" not found at scene
Creepy Crime Reaping-Grimly • 0 Comments

Thursday, June 02, 2011

So who decided this person was stable enough to be deputized?
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Monday, May 30, 2011

Country fires one third of top police chiefs: guess which?
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