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Monday, February 01, 2010


The Robot Apocalypse is upon us
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Wednesday, January 13, 2010


The robot overlords will be protecting us soon
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Most importantly, how did robots fare in 2009?
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Monday, December 14, 2009


Here's a great gift for a narcissist
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Thursday, December 10, 2009


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Monday, November 30, 2009


Photos from the 2009 International Robot Exhibition
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Wednesday, November 25, 2009


Obama hates robots
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Tuesday, October 13, 2009


GM engineer takes buyout money and builds 'Pleasure Pony'
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Robots can do amazing things
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Thursday, August 06, 2009


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Tuesday, April 14, 2009


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Friday, March 27, 2009


The beautiful, scary robots of Shigeo Hirose
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Wednesday, February 25, 2009


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Everybody loves robots! Everybody loves donuts!
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Wednesday, January 28, 2009


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Friday, January 23, 2009


The best robots of 2008
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Thursday, January 15, 2009


Why robots are evil
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Wednesday, January 14, 2009


Scary Chinese Robot!
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Friday, January 09, 2009


Spazmo's going to leave me soon ...
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Thursday, January 01, 2009


Play with your food: the Wall-E Bento box
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Monday, December 29, 2008


Wall-E, carved in wood, for the luddite set who were still moved by a Pixar robot fantasy
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Thursday, December 11, 2008


We've got robots on the brain. So here's a video...+
Music Robot Video • 1 Comments

Wednesday, December 10, 2008


Special for Spazmo: behold the f*ckable robot.
Creepy Robot Wuv • 11 Comments

Monday, December 08, 2008


U.S. military deploys drones to patrol Canadian border
Creepy Robot • 0 Comments

Wednesday, November 19, 2008


A future of crashless automobiles (eventually, driverless automobiles)
Life Robot Science • 0 Comments

Wednesday, October 29, 2008


Robot does something useful for a change
Booze/Pills/Candy Robot • 3 Comments

Saturday, October 18, 2008


New Contender Emerges for FatJerry HQ+
Today's-Super-Fun-Activity Fat-Jerry History Jerry-Up Robot ROTM • 11 Comments

Friday, October 17, 2008


Remember that AI contest regarding the Turing Test? Have a conversation with the winner.
Play-Me! Robot • 0 Comments

Monday, October 13, 2008


Machines almost passing Turing Test
Robot • 3 Comments

Tuesday, September 09, 2008


More really hyper way-cool robot art
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Friday, September 05, 2008


Robot/donut art
Art Robot • 0 Comments

Friday, August 22, 2008


Death to humans as we know it
Robot • 5 Comments

Tuesday, August 19, 2008


Robots!
Art Robot • 6 Comments

Monday, August 11, 2008


Elmo Live ready to invade your home
Robot • 1 Comments

Friday, August 01, 2008


Femisapien
Buy-Me! Review Robot • 0 Comments

Wednesday, July 23, 2008


Robot dragonfly takes flight
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Tuesday, July 22, 2008


Redefining a "walker"
Fat-as-Fuck! Robot Video • 4 Comments

Build yourself a paper robot, like I built for Spazmo
Robot • 6 Comments

Friday, July 18, 2008


Sexus machina
Robot • 0 Comments

Tuesday, June 24, 2008


Researcher predicts human-machine marriages by mid-century
Robot Wuv • 11 Comments

Tuesday, May 20, 2008


Flying penis invades Kasparov press conference. Spazmo's whereabouts unknown.
Funny-Ha-Ha Katie-Couric Politics Robot • 6 Comments

Friday, May 16, 2008


Robo-quartet
Music Robot Video • 0 Comments

Monday, May 12, 2008


Roboexotica
Art Booze/Pills/Candy Robot • 0 Comments

Sailing robots will race across the ocean
Robot • 0 Comments

Tuesday, May 06, 2008


Real life Iron Man
Robot Science • 1 Comments

Thursday, May 01, 2008


High-fashion superheroes.
Pictures Rags Robot • 7 Comments

Friday, April 25, 2008


"I am a young, straight male—but..." (carefulish@work -- no images)
Advice Beasties Robot Sex • 21 Comments

Thursday, April 17, 2008


I foresee Spazmo and I making a roadtrip to Pittsburgh...
Robot • 1 Comments

Sunday, April 13, 2008


Are they developing one for home use?
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