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Wednesday, March 28, 2007


Michael Jackson looks forward to Singularity
Robot • 2 Comments

Thursday, March 08, 2007


Portable hunter-killer robot
Robot Science Wretched • 1 Comments

Tuesday, February 27, 2007


Half-robot bird soon to divebomb irritated tourists
Beasties Robot • 0 Comments

Monday, February 26, 2007


Robot gecko deemed cooler than robot cat; Grand Poobah beside himself
Robot • 1 Comments

Sunday, February 25, 2007


Victorian Robots
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Thursday, February 22, 2007


So we're all gonna die real soon, huh?
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Wednesday, February 21, 2007


Paranoid androids in just ten years, because feelings make robots faster
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Cyborg monkey experiments: this can't be headed anywhere good.
Robot ROTM Science Video • 3 Comments

Friday, February 16, 2007


Cyborgs are our future: who's going to opt in first? I mean, besides Spazmo.
Robot • 1 Comments

Thursday, February 08, 2007


Korean sewer robots help police nab fugitive
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Monday, January 29, 2007


The scariest ideas in science (including robot soldiers)
Robot Science • 1 Comments

Saturday, January 27, 2007


Plen
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Friday, January 26, 2007


Wii-bot. Yup. Wii-bot.
Robot • 1 Comments

Saturday, January 13, 2007


Monkey Vs. Robot
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Thursday, January 11, 2007


Wait, this is a comic about a hot chick, a robot and a cat? Somebody pinch me
Art Beasties Robot Sex Wuv • 9 Comments

Tuesday, January 02, 2007


Because I care about all of you
Robot • 3 Comments

Wednesday, December 27, 2006


Bill Gates sees a robot in every home
Robot • 6 Comments

Saturday, December 23, 2006


I'm taking mine to a pig pickin'!
Robot • 4 Comments

Friday, December 22, 2006


Robots will have it better than you do
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Retrobots. Did you have any of these? Lucky.
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Sunday, December 17, 2006


Tin Toy!
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Wednesday, December 13, 2006


Mental Commitment Robot "love you long time!"
Robot Wuv • 1 Comments

Tuesday, December 12, 2006


How's that floor taste, douche?
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Thursday, December 07, 2006


MITs Seymour Papert, child psychologist and founding AI figure, struck by motorcycle in Hanoi
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Monday, December 04, 2006


If you buy more than one, they chase each other. Kitties might just find this thrilling
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Saturday, November 25, 2006


Introspective machines, in pictures!
Robot • 1 Comments

Saturday, November 18, 2006


Can you use thought to make women undress and traffic cops do the Lindy?
Creepy Religion Robot Science Wuv • 4 Comments

Friday, November 17, 2006


Next it'll start blaming its parents for everything
Religion Robot • 5 Comments

Tuesday, November 14, 2006


Because robots make everything better
Art Robot • 0 Comments

Monday, November 13, 2006


Ha ha ha. They like it too!!
Art Eat-Me! Robot • 2 Comments

Jokes Made By Robots, For Robots
Robot • 1 Comments

Friday, November 10, 2006


Our new masters think that we're for breakfast
Robot • 18 Comments

Thursday, November 09, 2006


This is kind of creepy
Robot • 2 Comments

Monday, November 06, 2006


BBC take us inside Tokyo Technology Institute's Robot Lab
Pictures Robot • 0 Comments

Wednesday, November 01, 2006


Life, with a cleaning robot, sounds pretty good
Robot • 1 Comments

Tuesday, October 31, 2006


Hubble is GO!
Newsflash! Robot Science • 1 Comments

She's into robots AND a total hottie? *swoon*
Robot Sex • 3 Comments

Monday, October 30, 2006


Because wheelchairs are sooo last century
Robot • 3 Comments

Friday, October 27, 2006


Look out, Donna. You're being replaced
Robot • 4 Comments

Thursday, October 26, 2006


Spazmo mourns, rest of world breathes sigh of relief
Robot • 5 Comments

Saturday, October 21, 2006


Teleskeleton
Creepy Robot • 0 Comments

Suicide Bots
Robot Sex • 0 Comments

Wednesday, October 18, 2006


"is your little guy limp...or growing"
Creepy Crime Pish-Takes Politics Robot Sex Wretched • 1 Comments

Sunday, October 15, 2006


What the hell is wrong with people?
Robot • 1 Comments

Thursday, September 14, 2006


It's comforting to know that DARPA is always there to use mankind's newest technologies for evil
Robot • 3 Comments

Tuesday, September 05, 2006


Oh, this is SO cool
Robot • 0 Comments

Monday, September 04, 2006


Found this little gem over at Eye of the Goof.
Robot Science Video • 0 Comments

Rise, Vivaldi
Music Robot Science • 0 Comments

Sunday, September 03, 2006


"Lovely Stilton," the robot said
Robot • 0 Comments

Saturday, September 02, 2006


Tic-tac-toe playing robot amazes creator's drunken friends and someone at slashdot
Robot • 0 Comments

Tuesday, August 29, 2006


F@ckable robots: the dumb chick's perspective
Fluff Robot Science Sex • 10 Comments

Thursday, August 24, 2006


Brits develop robot that can throw wellingtons. They'll have the cure for cancer soon I'm sure
Fluff Robot • 4 Comments

Tuesday, August 22, 2006


Do we need an ass category?
Fluff Robot Sex • 8 Comments

Wednesday, August 16, 2006


Perlman proves Poincare Proof?
Robot • 2 Comments

Saturday, August 12, 2006


One word: Ballbot
Robot • 3 Comments

Thursday, July 20, 2006


In Japanese "gemini" means being able to have sex with yourself
Robot • 0 Comments

Psychiokinetic vanilla-flavored lizards from Russia? Nyet! Linux-powered robots from France? Oui!
Robot • 3 Comments

Wednesday, May 17, 2006


"I said strike A POSE, you skinny bitches!"
Fluff Robot • 1 Comments

Monday, May 08, 2006


The really freaky-looking shit from sci-fi nightmares is born
Robot • 3 Comments

Saturday, May 06, 2006


That one arm comes in "handy" when he hits puberty
Robot • 0 Comments

Saturday, April 29, 2006


Lego skeet
Robot • 0 Comments

Friday, April 28, 2006


Still not big enough
Robot • 6 Comments

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