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Thursday, April 17, 2008


I foresee Spazmo and I making a roadtrip to Pittsburgh...
Robot • 1 Comments

Sunday, April 13, 2008


Are they developing one for home use?
Health Robot Science • 0 Comments

Wednesday, March 26, 2008


Probe Droids!
Creepy Crime Robot • 7 Comments

Thursday, March 20, 2008


Boston Robotics BigDog. Prepare to be seriously freaked out
Robot • 4 Comments

Saturday, March 15, 2008


Robotic surgery
Health Robot • 1 Comments

Wednesday, March 12, 2008


High fashion robot wuv.
Pictures Rags Robot Wuv • 3 Comments

Saturday, March 08, 2008


Creepy modular snake robot sort of turns me on
Robot • 2 Comments

Sunday, March 02, 2008


Chassis, the beer-pouring robot
Booze/Pills/Candy Robot • 1 Comments

Friday, February 29, 2008


Robot hunting trophies
Art Beasties Funny-Ha-Ha Robot • 0 Comments

Tuesday, February 26, 2008


Introducing the crime-fighting vigilante robot
Crime Robot • 1 Comments

Monday, February 18, 2008


Not tonight, dear, I have to reboot
Robot Wuv • 1 Comments

Wednesday, January 23, 2008


Introducing your new robot fitness coach, Autom
Robot • 0 Comments

Tuesday, January 22, 2008


Two AI pioneers, two bizarre suicides. What really happened?
Robot Wretched • 2 Comments

Wednesday, January 16, 2008


50 robot T-shirts
Rags Robot • 0 Comments

Monday, January 07, 2008


So... if you were a eukaryote, what kind would you be? +
Life Robot Science • 0 Comments

Saturday, January 05, 2008


Warren Ellis' Three Rules of Robotics (profanity)
Beasties Funny-Ha-Ha Pish-Takes Robot Sex • 2 Comments

Wednesday, January 02, 2008


Cool stuff
Buy-Me! Robot • 0 Comments

Tuesday, January 01, 2008


2007. The year in robots
Robot • 2 Comments

Friday, December 14, 2007


Only robots are still into Sista Souljah
Music Politics Robot • 0 Comments

Wednesday, December 12, 2007


The future of coitus: Sexbot
Robot Sex • 1 Comments

Friday, November 30, 2007


Armed Forces Journal weighs in on the coming robot wars
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Thursday, November 29, 2007


More robot sex: can you ever have enough?
Robot Sex • 0 Comments

Sunday, November 25, 2007


Roboturkey
Beasties Robot • 0 Comments

Friday, November 16, 2007


"Bug-size robots have been used to coax cockroaches into unnatural acts." +
Robot Science • 2 Comments

Tuesday, November 13, 2007


Roboexotica: cocktail robots!
Booze/Pills/Candy Robot • 0 Comments

Google's Android SDK now available (sneak peek at operating system as well)
Interwebs Pictures Robot Science • 0 Comments

Thursday, November 08, 2007


Robots that know when they've hit you
Robot • 2 Comments

Wednesday, November 07, 2007


A robot performs stand-up comedy to a lackluster response
Funny-Ha-Ha Pish-Takes Robot • 1 Comments

Monday, November 05, 2007


Computers learn to scoff at your paintings as they enjoy your wine and cheese
Robot • 1 Comments

Friday, November 02, 2007


Robot goat almost makes losing worthwhile
Robot • 0 Comments

Monday, October 15, 2007


Will humans marry robots in 50 years? I know Spazmo will.
Robot Wuv • 5 Comments

Thursday, October 11, 2007


Robot Living
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Monday, October 01, 2007


It Lives
Creepy Robot • 0 Comments

Monday, September 24, 2007


Elderly Japanese Bored by Luridly posing Robots
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Wednesday, September 19, 2007


Cats harbor secret plan to turn us into litter scooping robots
Cats Conspiranoia Robot • 3 Comments

Thursday, August 16, 2007


Robot rocks out to Spoon
Music Robot Video • 3 Comments

Friday, August 10, 2007


Robofly
Beasties Robot • 0 Comments

Wednesday, August 08, 2007


We'll know we're there when we can share a beer
Robot • 0 Comments

Monday, August 06, 2007


Transformers
Robot • 0 Comments

Thursday, August 02, 2007


I for one welcome our new robot overlords
Robot War • 4 Comments

Monday, July 30, 2007


Astronaut A3 auto-milking robot
Business Eat-Me! Robot • 0 Comments

Sunday, July 29, 2007


The robots are ready to take over
Robot • 0 Comments

Wednesday, July 25, 2007


50 best movie robots of all time, at least all time since there's been movies
Cinema Lists Robot • 4 Comments

Tuesday, July 24, 2007


Robots can walk on water
Robot • 5 Comments

Friday, July 20, 2007


The march to enslavement
Interwebs Robot Video • 0 Comments

Robo Fly
Beasties Robot • 2 Comments

Thursday, July 19, 2007


War: a lot of balls
Reaping-Grimly Robot Science War • 0 Comments

Wednesday, July 18, 2007


"Who hasn't felt like doing that?"
Robot Whoops! • 4 Comments

Sunday, July 15, 2007


The Reaper
Reaping-Grimly Robot War • 2 Comments

Monday, July 02, 2007


Hot 'bots - totally OK for work unless, perhaps, if you are Spazmo.
Cinema Lists Robot • 9 Comments

Saturday, June 30, 2007


"DEAD or alive, you're coming with me." ..BEEP
Robot Science • 0 Comments

Monday, June 25, 2007


Nothing says "safety" like a giant teddy bear
Beasties Robot War • 3 Comments

Saturday, June 02, 2007


Baby Robot
Robot Video • 4 Comments

Don't date robots
Robot Video Wuv • 1 Comments

Wednesday, May 30, 2007


New hall monitors nerdier than ever
Robot • 2 Comments

Thursday, May 10, 2007


Save the robots
Robot War • 2 Comments

Wednesday, May 02, 2007


This accessory may save your life
Pish-Takes Robot Video • 2 Comments

Tuesday, April 24, 2007


Chinese building life-size Bruce Lee-bots? I don't like where this is heading.
Robot • 2 Comments

Monday, April 23, 2007


The thorny problem of managing an army of emo MySpace robots
Robot • 6 Comments

Friday, April 20, 2007


Robotic falcons enlisted to fight pigeons: the next invasive species?
Beasties Robot • 0 Comments

Thursday, April 12, 2007


Top 10 robots we expected to exist by now
Robot • 0 Comments

Friday, April 06, 2007


Check Out My Sweet New Ride
Fluff Robot TV Wuv • 2 Comments

Monday, April 02, 2007


Congratulations on completing your prison sentence, here's your discharge package (careful@lunch)
Robot • 21 Comments

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