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Wealth is akin to mass I guess. Once you get enough of it, more…

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Baby take your teeth out, as Frank Zappa might say. Except that he’s dead.…

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I started on a TI-99/4A. That was great fun, but not to compatible with…

Some men can’t get a woman, so what are the alternatives?

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Get that Joe Biden out of my rectum?

Yup. Although most religious texts can also apply.

the Holly Bibble fer instance?



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Wednesday, April 07, 2010

This is why I wear the lightest sandals I can find.
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Saturday, April 03, 2010

Colonel Sanders is trying to get you to join him on the other side.
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Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Is calorie labelling coming to fast-food chains near you?
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Focus ... Focus ...
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Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Corn kills
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Monday, March 22, 2010

America: less cheese, more seaweed!
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Friday, March 19, 2010

Happiness is a heavy conversation
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Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Why do people become psychopaths?
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Thursday, March 11, 2010

Because I love Roz Chast
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Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Chiropractic practices called out as bullshit (in the UK at least)
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Monday, March 08, 2010

Wine is good for the waist
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Tuesday, March 02, 2010

Boob jobs save lives, according to the man who you can pay to have one
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Monday, March 01, 2010

Can psychiatry be a science
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Friday, February 26, 2010

Your chair is your enemy
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Monday, February 22, 2010

Doctors go to jail to stand up for public health care
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Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Is soda the new tobacco?
Eat-Me! Health • 8 Comments

Monday, February 15, 2010

Hearts actually can break
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Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Are you crazy or do you know someone who might be? Here are the proposed changes coming in the DSM-V
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Thursday, February 04, 2010

This is one vacation guide you should not browse through at work
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Wednesday, February 03, 2010

Take that, Jenny McCarthy
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Tuesday, February 02, 2010

Hey, those antidepressants you're taking? Less effective than a sugar pill. Or chocolate.
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Thursday, January 28, 2010

Could this be why the Fair Lady Penny has been feeling "ill"?
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Friday, January 15, 2010

Why do so many winter Olympians have asthma?
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Thursday, January 14, 2010

How do people die in your county?
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Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Synth. booze may end hangover/addiction, but what fun is it unless I forget where I left my pants?
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Wednesday, January 06, 2010

Top medical breakthroughs of the aughts
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Tuesday, December 29, 2009

When it comes to making babies, 40 is the new 20
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Thursday, December 24, 2009

Senate passes healthcare bill
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Monday, December 14, 2009

Tax-free tummy tucks for everybody!
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Friday, December 11, 2009

Exercising in the morning? It's not so easy, is it?
Health Science • 1 Comments

Tuesday, December 08, 2009

H1N1 could be mildest pandemic on record (but we're all going to die from H5N1 soon, don't worry)
Health • 3 Comments

Friday, December 04, 2009

Bumping uglies in the age of swine flu: Cosmo is there
Fluff Health Sex • 2 Comments

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

The dark side of "The Biggest Loser"
Health TV • 0 Comments

Cuba offers free d!cks!
Health World • 3 Comments

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Get your dioxin and DDT here in the water and air of Switzerland.
Health History Sad Science • 0 Comments

Why you shouldn't poop in the poopdeck pooper
Health • 0 Comments

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

When NYC says no-smoking, it means it
Health • 1 Comments

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

The DSM-V is currently being written, and your personal disorder may no longer be included
Health Science • 0 Comments

Eating your BLT without bread? Having burgers bunless? No wonder you're so mean
Health • 0 Comments

Monday, November 09, 2009

Fruit juice is evil. Delicious and evil.
Health • 1 Comments

Thursday, November 05, 2009

H1N1 outpacing vaccine
Health • 8 Comments

Saturday, October 31, 2009

Cutting through the baloney about grief
Health • 1 Comments

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Is it better to get laid off then never to have worked at all, or to keep working?
Health Work • 0 Comments

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Morrissey can (almost) feel the soil falling over his head
Health Music • 3 Comments

Please, no bullet ants!
Health • 0 Comments

Friday, October 23, 2009

Hospitals beginning to charge extra for ambulance costs of big fatties
Business Health • 0 Comments

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Mao Zedong and Howard Hughes could both knock you out with their breath
Health History • 0 Comments

Feeling the onset of a cold or flu? Exercise, but not TOO much
Health • 2 Comments

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Okay, I'll say it: Suzanne Somers is a whack-job hot mess
Gossip Health • 1 Comments

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

We're all going to die #4917
Creepy Health • 0 Comments

Thursday, October 15, 2009

How's your inner tube? (It controls your overall health you know.)
Advice Health Science • 0 Comments

Cooling down after your exercise? No need
Health Science • 0 Comments

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

How big is your baby?
Business Health • 0 Comments

No need for hot water, except that your hands might get chilly
Health Science • 0 Comments

Thursday, October 08, 2009

About that swine flu vaccine ... and the general alarm surrounding it
Health • 1 Comments

Thursday, October 01, 2009

43% of America lacks dental coverage
Health • 0 Comments

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

H1N1, sick days, executive decisions: The downside of downsizing +
Business Health Work • 4 Comments

Monday, September 21, 2009

Could that cute and curly light bulb be a cancer causing candlepower source?
Conspiranoia Health Science Video • 0 Comments

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Ice cream is the new zombie
Health Science • 2 Comments

Wash your hands
Health • 3 Comments

Monday, September 14, 2009

Good news in the fight against flu
Health • 0 Comments

Friday, September 11, 2009

Michael Pollan blames our nation's health cares on fast food, not insurance
Health • 0 Comments

Tell us some truth, Jerry (the original fat one)
Fat-Jerry Health Life • 0 Comments

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