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Saturday, March 12, 2011


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Tuesday, March 08, 2011


The power of Me-Time
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Tuesday, February 08, 2011


Cock fights back...
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Tuesday, January 25, 2011


What I've thought since I was twelve: a fighting spirit won't save your life
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Wednesday, January 19, 2011


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Wednesday, December 29, 2010


Nutrition labels to arrive on your poultry
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America's most prescribed prescription drugs (some of which work as well as placebos)
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Monday, December 27, 2010


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Thursday, December 23, 2010


Hospital saves woman's life, Bishop excommunicates it
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Friday, December 03, 2010


The future of pharma; testing in the second and third world
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Monday, November 29, 2010


Pope: Goes Craz-z-y for Condoms!
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Tuesday, November 23, 2010


What it's like to eat whatever you want and not gain weight
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After Thursday's feast, here's a pep talk
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Wednesday, November 17, 2010


So where did your new kidney come from?
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Friday, November 12, 2010


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Thursday, October 28, 2010


Why we're not afraid of BMWs
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"Corn sugar" ISN'T the same as table sugar
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Friday, October 22, 2010


Is your doctor getting drug company money?
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Tuesday, October 19, 2010


"Sitting" is the new "smoking"
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Friday, October 15, 2010


Why the obsession with pink?
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Thursday, October 14, 2010


Cancer is man-made, and we keep making more of it
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Friday, September 17, 2010


Just in case ...
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Thursday, September 09, 2010


Please vote again to save my nephew! Vote every day! We're moving up! +
Today's-Super-Fun-Activity Health Interactive Interwebs • 4 Comments

Wednesday, September 08, 2010


Money DOES buy happiness. Ah, sigh...
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Tuesday, September 07, 2010


My nephew depends on this therapy: please vote!
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Monday, August 30, 2010


Why your toilet is bad for you
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Tuesday, August 24, 2010


Watch out for your coke stash, junkies
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Monday, August 09, 2010


Christopher Hitchens and the Topic of Cancer
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Thursday, July 29, 2010


Strong friendships will extend your life, as much as quitting smoking and more than exercise
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Wednesday, July 28, 2010


Stave off dementia: go back to school
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Friday, July 16, 2010


Happiness and sadness are contagious, like a cold
Health • 1 Comments

Thursday, July 15, 2010


Exercise won't help you, couch potato
Health • 3 Comments

Tuesday, July 13, 2010


Manchester, KY: a model for our dilemma
Eat-Me! Health • 0 Comments

Wednesday, June 30, 2010


Why do people in NYC live longer?
Health • 1 Comments

Tuesday, June 29, 2010


AA: it works, but how?
Booze/Pills/Candy Health • 2 Comments

Monday, June 28, 2010


Now I feel so much better about those twelve abortions I had
Beasties Health Life • 3 Comments

Tuesday, June 22, 2010


Why do all drugs list the same side effects?
Booze/Pills/Candy Health • 1 Comments

Friday, June 18, 2010


No best friend for you, kid!
Health • 0 Comments

Ozzy Osbourne to get his genes mapped to find out how he's still alive
Health • 3 Comments

Monday, June 14, 2010


After car crash, woman lives Memento-style, remembering only 24 hours at a time.
Health • 1 Comments

Scotland #1 in Heart Disease and fookin' proud o' it!
Health • 2 Comments

Thursday, June 10, 2010


Darth Vader was mentally ill. And the diagnosis is ...
Cinema Health • 4 Comments

Monday, June 07, 2010


In Colombia, Alzheimer's hits one family particularly hard
Health • 0 Comments

Tuesday, June 01, 2010


Possible cure for mental disorders found in bone marrow transplant
Health Science • 0 Comments

Friday, May 28, 2010


The Three Christs of Ypsilanti
Health Science • 5 Comments

Thursday, May 20, 2010


Creativity linked to mental health
Health • 1 Comments

I want to go to Samurai Camp!
Health World • 0 Comments

Wednesday, May 19, 2010


Color me skeptical
Health Life • 0 Comments

Tuesday, May 18, 2010


Cell phone, cancer link inconclusive (but switch ears often to be safe)
Health • 0 Comments

Sunday, May 16, 2010


Your good deed for the day: sign up to be a bone marrow donor, save a life.
Fat-as-Fuck! Health Life • 0 Comments

Wednesday, May 12, 2010


Seventeen-year-old with rare mutation could provide key to how we age
Health • 0 Comments

Friday, May 07, 2010


Way to make your baby fat!
Eat-Me! Health • 1 Comments

Thursday, May 06, 2010


Get yourself to bed!
Health • 0 Comments

Friday, April 30, 2010


The secrets of sleep
Health • 0 Comments

Wednesday, April 28, 2010


Movie restrictions may slow teen drinking
Cinema Health Life • 0 Comments

Holy crap, I missed this: Bret Michaels hospitalized with brain troubles
Gossip Health • 0 Comments

Tuesday, April 27, 2010


OK, cool. Now let's pass a law that says anyone who orders a steak first has to meet and pet the cow
Health Wretched • 6 Comments

Spanish hospital claims first full face transplant
Health Science • 0 Comments

Friday, April 16, 2010


So what is the most convoluted scenario you can come up with?
Conspiranoia Creepy Crime Health History • 0 Comments

Thursday, April 08, 2010


I need how many cups of coffee to commit suicide?
Booze/Pills/Candy Fluff Health • 2 Comments

Eat your fruits and veggies, but don't expect a miracle
Eat-Me! Health • 0 Comments

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