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Wednesday, June 15, 2011


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Monday, June 13, 2011


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Saturday, June 11, 2011


Parrot neither dead nor resting
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Thursday, June 02, 2011


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Wednesday, June 01, 2011


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Saturday, May 21, 2011


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Rolling Stones hawk some Krispies (but no treats)
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Wednesday, May 18, 2011


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Monday, May 16, 2011


"Endeavor" ends era…
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Sunday, May 15, 2011


Smokin' Cat!
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Thursday, April 21, 2011


A dramatic reading of Gwyneth Paltrow's cookbook
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Saturday, April 09, 2011


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Thursday, March 31, 2011


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Wednesday, March 30, 2011


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Jimmy Dean better beef up its sausage, or Texans ain't having it
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Sunday, March 27, 2011


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Friday, March 25, 2011


Tilt-Shift Disneyland Paris (turn the volume up, the music is perfect)
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Thursday, March 17, 2011


The new song from hell that you have probably already heard, and if not, you will soon
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Wednesday, March 09, 2011


Prozac Overdose* (don't say I didn't warn you)
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If you like to get high at work, this is the job for you.
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Monday, February 28, 2011


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Wednesday, February 16, 2011


When Long Island trannies narrate nature documentaries, the results can only be ... FABULOUS!
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Tuesday, February 08, 2011


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Tuesday, February 01, 2011


Buster Keaton, R.E.M. and "Mine Smell Like Honey"
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Sunday, January 23, 2011


MIchael Vick's dogs are alright
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Thursday, January 20, 2011


Whatever happened to the art of slapstick?
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Wednesday, January 19, 2011


More fun with TILT SHIFT! video
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Saturday, January 15, 2011


Jeff Bridges pops in to a Big Lebowski store
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Sunday, January 02, 2011


If only she could get it through the hoop
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Tuesday, December 28, 2010


How Records Are Made
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Monday, December 27, 2010


Charlie Chaplin movie, circa 1928, proves the existence of time travel?
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