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Tuesday, May 24, 2011

A Slideshow For Lip Lovers.
ANTM Creepy Fat-as-Fuck! Pictures • 1 Comments

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

I'm sure there is a reality show developing from this somewhere
ANTM Fat-as-Fuck! Pictures Rags TV • 1 Comments

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Tyra tryouts not "properly organized"
ANTM • 1 Comments

Monday, February 02, 2009

Because ANTM endures
ANTM TV • 2 Comments

Monday, November 17, 2008

Not to brag, but I SO CALLED THIS! +
ANTM • 3 Comments

Thursday, October 23, 2008

ANTM: the weekly roundup
ANTM TV • 8 Comments

Monday, October 13, 2008

Seaon 5's Kim responds to Tyra's epic diss.
ANTM Pish-Takes Video • 1 Comments

Friday, October 10, 2008

SIGN ME UP!!!!
ANTM Rags TV • 1 Comments

Thursday, October 02, 2008

This week's ANTM: I can make the sound of wind with my eyes, whoosh!
ANTM TV • 4 Comments

Monday, September 29, 2008

I wanna be on top!!! Me! See me smile with my eyes, bitches!
ANTM Play-Me! • 0 Comments

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

This week's ANTM: Fierce Eyes. No sh!t, that's the title of the episode--"Fierce Eyes"
ANTM TV • 8 Comments

Monday, September 22, 2008

Worst. Makeovers. Evah. (In ANTM history, at least. Possibly evah overall...)
ANTM Beasties Fluff Lists • 4 Comments

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

ANTM's best issue of the cycle: make-overs!
ANTM • 7 Comments

Thursday, September 11, 2008

ANTM!
ANTM • 13 Comments

Wednesday, September 03, 2008

ANTM: The Season Premiere. Discuss.
ANTM TV • 20 Comments

Monday, August 25, 2008

Smile with your eyes...er, boobs? Whaetevs, I still want one.
ANTM Buy-Me! Rags • 1 Comments

I say our resident habit-wearing hottie would win hands down
ANTM Fluff Foolhardy Katie-Couric Religion • 1 Comments

Thursday, August 14, 2008

September is almost upon us. You know what this means... +
ANTM Newsflash! • 14 Comments

Monday, August 04, 2008

In case you've been wondering what ANTM's Bianca has been up to... +
ANTM Crime Gossip Travel • 0 Comments

Monday, July 07, 2008

And Tyra's all, WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT??!
ANTM Fluff Rags TV • 0 Comments

Monday, June 02, 2008

"It's time to see who's technologically bankable." +
ANTM Business Fluff Rags TV • 0 Comments

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Tired of all the 'SuperModel' wannabes? Maybe these girls are for you (ok for work)
ANTM Katie-Couric Pictures • 4 Comments

ANTM elects it's first plus size model ...
ANTM Cats • 7 Comments

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Because we haven't had an ANTM thread in a while... +
ANTM Pictures Rags • 5 Comments

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Naomi Campbell to replace Tyra Banks on ANTM
ANTM • 2 Comments

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Smiling with your eyes yet? Discuss ANTM/Top Chef here
ANTM TV • 3 Comments

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Meat time: the ANTM/Top Chef thread. +
ANTM Eat-Me! TV • 13 Comments

Monday, March 10, 2008

"Tyra Banks should be ashamed of herself;" models are pigs
ANTM Life TV • 1 Comments

Thursday, March 06, 2008

ANTM and Project Runway. Discuss.
ANTM Rags TV • 11 Comments

Tuesday, March 04, 2008

Paulina has yet to drink the Kool-aid.
ANTM Gossip Rags • 0 Comments

Thursday, February 28, 2008

Of human fug and human hair: welcome to the ANTM/Project Runway thread (With POLL!)
ANTM Rags TV • 17 Comments

Thursday, February 21, 2008

Adopt a clit.
ANTM Health Sex • 5 Comments

Wednesday, February 06, 2008

Tyra can't tell the difference between reality TV and reality. +
ANTM Fluff Rags • 0 Comments

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Can't get enough Tyra? You're in luck. She's out to find the Next Top Andy Sachs.
ANTM TV • 2 Comments

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Whole new crew o bitches to rag on. Or, how many ways can you spell "Amy"?
ANTM Beasties Pinch-Me! Pictures Rags TV • 32 Comments

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Hillary, the judges see a beautiful candidate before us, but you haven't delivered that in a pho-to
ANTM Politics TV • 8 Comments

Monday, January 07, 2008

ANTM's Elyse arrested for battery, uses word "hoosegow" in blog rant
ANTM Crime • 3 Comments

Thursday, December 13, 2007

In which we discuss the complete and utter bullsh!t that was the ANTM finale.
ANTM Beasties • 9 Comments

Tuesday, December 04, 2007

To those of you who decry ANTM as cultural flotsam: HA!
ANTM Health • 1 Comments

Thursday, November 29, 2007

The ANTM/Project Runway thread.
ANTM TV • 21 Comments

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

After teaching us all the correct pronunciation of pho-to-GEEE-nic, Twigs sez, "I'm out!" +
ANTM Newsflash! TV • 4 Comments

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Discuss ANTM/Project Runway here, pals. You know you want to. +
ANTM TV • 11 Comments

Thursday, November 08, 2007

It's Thursday again: discuss ANTM here
ANTM TV • 4 Comments

Thursday, October 25, 2007

High fashion trash!: time to rag on Tyra et al
ANTM • 2 Comments

Thursday, October 18, 2007

High fashion gargoyles: the ANTM thread. +
ANTM Beasties • 10 Comments

Monday, October 08, 2007

I'm guessing he won't be returning as a guest judge on ANTM... +
ANTM Crime Gossip Rags Sex • 0 Comments

Wednesday, October 03, 2007

Discuss ANTM here
ANTM TV • 13 Comments

Thursday, September 27, 2007

High fashion social retards!: the ANTM thread +
ANTM • 21 Comments

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

French and Saunders' Next Top Model
ANTM Funny-Ha-Ha Video • 0 Comments

Why some people should not have access to the interwebs, pt. 382 +
ANTM Foolhardy Interwebs • 0 Comments

Thursday, September 20, 2007

High fashion robot!: our weekly ANTM thread.
ANTM Pictures TV • 14 Comments

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Tyra's greatest hits.
ANTM Fat-as-Fuck! Pictures TV • 10 Comments

Monday, August 27, 2007

Thirteen girls with a pulse stand before me... +
ANTM TV • 16 Comments

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

ANTM finale tonight! (includes poll-tastic fun!)
ANTM Beasties Pinch-Me! TV • 21 Comments

Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Because you *still* have too many brain cells left: two more episodes left of ANTM.
ANTM TV • 16 Comments

Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Five skanks remain! Who will be America's Next Top Truck Stop Ho?
ANTM TV • 7 Comments

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

ANTM tonight. Make your best "down under" jokes here.
ANTM Beasties TV • 8 Comments

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Discuss this week's ANTM here
ANTM TV • 11 Comments

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

It's fugly time! The weekly ANTM thread.
ANTM • 32 Comments

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

ANTM tonight. Say some clever sh*t or some such.
ANTM Beasties TV • 14 Comments

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

And speaking of baby prostitutes: it's the ANTM thread!
ANTM Beasties TV • 19 Comments

Thursday, March 22, 2007

Oh yeah, once more, with feeling, the ANTM/Top Design thread
ANTM TV • 19 Comments

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

So, does this mean pervy Nigel or world renowned p0rnographer Gilles Bensimon is next?
ANTM Crime Rags Sex • 2 Comments

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